Spanish Woman Claims Ownership of the Sun, Will Charge!

[Quistrix]

I think Scotland have a case to sue her as they rarely see it.

I hope you realise you've just given me a most wonderful idea...

 

[D3m190d]

The person who invented the internet owns it.

Yeah, Necro pointed something like that out, that's why I switched to Air and Gravity.

 

[Tyloric]

Yeah, Necro pointed something like that out, that's why I switched to Air and Gravity.

You can't have both, you greedy bastard.

 

[Shirosaki]

Newton has gravity, dunno bout air.

I claim the milky way, and not the chocolate bar I'll have you know.

 

[SimonKalevra]

Newton has gravity, dunno bout air.

I claim the milky way, and not the chocolate bar I'll have you know.

I'll have that then! The chocolate bar, that is.

Mmmm chocolate... so good

And you can't have any

 

[James Butts]

Wait is this serious? or have I just been had? If its real then........

 

[Izzy Stizzlebonk]

http://io9.com/5700607/spanish-woma...sun-says-shes-going-to-start-charging-for-use

Does this mean if I don't pay they'll take away my service?

Ella es inteligente en una manera linda, pero ella es una loca.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

i intend to register owndership of this hill near my house that resembles a vagina.

can't wait to die and have my kids open my will, only to find that my earthly posessions have been ordered shot out of a cannon, and that if they want my vagina hill they'll have to perform mortal kombat on top of it to claim ownership.

guys, i'm making history here.

 

[Epiternal]

I'm not paying, take away my damn service see what I care, I'm a videogamer, I practically live off artificial light, but if she's going to tax you on using products grown by the sun, then with the money my family should gain as a result on my death I will have them purchase a chainsaw...You can see where this is going already.

 

[Monrizzo]

I say we must invade Spain, in order to secure the sun for the free world before the terrorists obtain it! If you don't agree with the invasion then you are obviously a commie spy!!!!

 

[James Butts]

how the fvck would they enforce the godd@mn taxes?

 

[Tyloric]

Is there an update on this story?