Stash!

[ScareCrowReturn]

Stash!

Yep! I found my Dad's stash of money, It was in the Gun Cabinet.
He doesn't know that I know the code into the Cabinet, It was a lucky guess when I typed in the code, Haha!

Well, There was $4,700 in his Money Stash.. Thought i'd share that with you.

 

[Trawgdor]

Re: Stash!

So, will it be one $4,700 prostitute or 4,700 $1 prostitutes?

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

Re: Stash!

Well your Mum is pretty cheap in the Spring. So I think she's about a $5 prostitute at these times.

Haha, I ain't taking any of that money!

 

[Trawgdor]

Re: Stash!

Well, it was in a gun cabinet! Haha.
Take a few hundred...
He'd never notice. :sly:

 

[Tsuyu]

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Keeping your money in your gun cabinet; why just let the burglar rob you when he can kill your whole family as well!

 

[Solus]

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You know, people put money in gun cabinets for a reason.

It's a way of saying "Touch it and i'll blow your damn head off."

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

Re: Stash!

Well i could do my Dad a favour and take the money before the Burgular.. Im sure he would understand the concept of that.

Haha.

I mgiht just take ONE 50 dollar note.. Just ONE..

 

[Tsuyu]

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You know, people put money in gun cabinets for a reason.

It's a way of saying "Touch it and i'll blow your damn head off."

Pretty idiotic way of trying to convey that message.

"Hey, lets put the money in with the guns! Y'know, so that when things go wrong the burglar can take us hostage with our own guns after he has pocketed our life savings!"

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

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^ How're they going to get into the gun cabinet anyway? even if THEY DID it'd take them a bit of time and it would be loud, plus the gun cabinet is right near my parents room, Burgulars would most likely strike at night so my parents would be in their room.. So then my dad would wake up and kick their ass because Ya' Know my Dad is S.A.S so he'll own them.

 

[Tsuyu]

Re: Stash!

Irregardless of the circumstances of this case, on a principle-basis it is a very stupid thing to do.

 

[droded]

Re: Stash!

You should be stylish:

Chuck the was of money onto your Dad's lap while saying "You better find a better hiding place old man" and holding up a $100 note. Whip out your shades and walk slow motion to the front door where you have a girl in a fly car waiting outside.

 

[Solus]

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Pretty idiotic way of trying to convey that message.

"Hey, lets put the money in with the guns! Y'know, so that when things go wrong the burglar can take us hostage with our own guns after he has pocketed our life savings!"

I meant for anybody that the person may know, not random burglars. Pointing out that you have access to guns. Any intelligent person would think twice about robbing the person.

You have a cabinet full of guns, why would you not keep a gun with you?

Would you try to rob somebody who keeps money in a gun safe? I wouldn't.

 

[Tsuyu]

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I'd be more hesitant to rob someone who kept his money in a bank, to be honest. Because then there wouldn't be much point in burglarizing his home, now would there?

 

[Solus]

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I'd be more hesitant to rob someone who kept his money in a bank, to be honest. Because then there wouldn't be much point in burglarizing his home, now would there?

Well then... Be robbed by burglars, or be robbed by men in business suits.

I guess it's a lose-lose situation then, eh? :lol:

 

[Wonderfoole WINO]

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Buy him a new gun cabinet with a better lock. :lol:

 

[The Guardian Angle]

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Well, There was $4,700 in his Money Stash.. Thought i'd share that with you.

Share $4,700 with me :w00t: ...ok but only if you want to

 

[TRA Rotid]

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If you really want to shock your father, you should add money.

 

[William1193]

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buy him a present for any occassion with his own money it would be funny when he realises his new shaver came out of his own pockets lol, and r u serious he is SAS or just joking cause i woudnt even go near the house with army personnel in it

 

[Noctus]

Re: Stash!

You should be stylish:

Chuck the was of money onto your Dad's lap while saying "You better find a better hiding place old man" and holding up a $100 note. Whip out your shades and walk slow motion to the front door where you have a girl in a fly car waiting outside.

Helll yeeaaahh bro

 

[TheJJMax]

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First, what teh heck is S.A.S.?

And it would be funny if you bought a new gun with the money.