The Hobbit

[Zarkes]

I like movie theaters, sneaking in candy and hopping till the sun goes down. It must be the economy but theaters are empty, I can always find a good seat.

 

[Gikoku]

I like movie theaters, sneaking in candy and hopping till the sun goes down. It must be the economy but theaters are empty, I can always find a good seat.

I envy you.

 

[Walker]

I like movie theaters, sneaking in candy and hopping till the sun goes down. It must be the economy but theaters are empty, I can always find a good seat.

Feel kinda bad doing that-- apparently they don't make squat on tickets-- but **** 'em, even if that's where they make all their profit they're STILL overcharging me like little bitches.

 

[Zarkes]

Feel kinda bad doing that-- apparently they don't make squat on tickets-- but f*** 'em, even if that's where they make all their profit they're STILL overcharging me like little bitches.

Yes they are pretty expensive, I miss the theatres in my old stomping grounds of Washington State, they made it legal to bring food from outside. I remember me and my friends went to go see Nacho Libre and we brought a pizza and some two liters from domino's.

 

[Quistrix]

My mother's smuggled alcohol into music festivals and snacks into cinemas via the gap between her buttcheeks.

My mother, ladies and gentlemen. My mother.

 

[Tsuyu]

That has the added bonus of not having to share, as well! Genius!

 

[Walker]

My mother's smuggled alcohol into music festivals and snacks into cinemas via the gap between her buttcheeks.

My mother, ladies and gentlemen. My mother.

There's a term for that. "Kiestering" or "boofing." I once had to help a Ph.D. writing an academic paper find a polite way to say "buttcrack." He'd initially had "space between the buttocks," but his co-researcher didn't approve.

We found out that it could be termed the "intergluteal" or "natal" "cleft." We then had to footnote it, because no one knew what that meant. I argued that the footnote should just read "buttcrack," but was overruled. It ended up being "the space between the buttocks," though I think for awhile there was something about the muscles of the lower back and the gluteus maximus.

 

[Necromancer]

apparently they don't make squat on tickets

I'm not sure I buy that. tickets end up being pretty damn expensive. It's the main reason I don't usually go to movie theaters before. But even if they don't make much on tickets, you're right: f*ck 'em. More than $10 for a soda and popcorn is a load of bullsh*t.