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Today I lost sliver of my will to live.

Tsuyu

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Today I lost sliver of my will to live.

As some of you might remember I had a disastrous encounter with a doctor some time ago.

Well today I went again, and the feeling of forced oral sex aside, I found out some very bad news. Basically the whole "machinery" inside of you that keeps your stomach contents from finding it's way up again is busted. Its something I was born with and no surgery can be done and I'll have to live with it my whole life.

Now for the even funnier part; there are several things I'm now not allowed to consume:


  • Coffee. Don't care much about that, to be honest.
  • Orange juice. I LOVE orange juice...
  • Alcohol. Do I need to even explain that one...
  • Fatty food. That's my favourite!
  • Other things I don't remember at the moment.
Not only that, I have to eat on a odd schedule - I can't eat the traditional breakfast, lunch and dinner anymore because that means you have three "big bad meals" which just overload my stomach. I have to go eat constantly, but small portions instead.

:'(
 
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THAT SUCKS! I'd just build a vomitorium and eat when ever I want.
Wait you gave some doctor oral sex?
 
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I totally misinterpreted the diagnosis at first, I thought it was something to do with you can't gag or vomit, oh ye half asleep brain.
What is the, whatever it is, called?
Me, I normally only eat 2 meals a day, some sort of meal after I wake up and before dinner, then dinner, sucks you can't eat the more tasty yet bad for you things.
 
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wow, must suck, well, i have a solution! can you mix up the stuff you can't eat in a blender then drink it? this blender will help:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrqHHBibRvs
but i fell sorry for you.
I know start a donation fund to find a way to say tsuyu!
spam on every forum you know.
wait maybe you can no longer eat spam >_>
 
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I eat like 8 small meals a day, its pretty healthy, and you are never bloated and n pain, unless you hit the chinese buffet and load up on the noodles.

P.S Condolences bro.
 
Re: Today I lost sliver of my will to live.

Tsuyu;304724 said:
As some of you might remember I had a disastrous encounter with a doctor some time ago.

Well today I went again, and the feeling of forced oral sex aside, I found out some very bad news. Basically the whole "machinery" inside of you that keeps your stomach contents from finding it's way up again is busted. Its something I was born with and no surgery can be done and I'll have to live with it my whole life.

Now for the even funnier part; there are several things I'm now not allowed to consume:


  • Coffee. Don't care much about that, to be honest.
  • Orange juice. I LOVE orange juice...
  • Alcohol. Do I need to even explain that one...
  • Fatty food. That's my favourite!
  • Other things I don't remember at the moment.
Not only that, I have to eat on a odd schedule - I can't eat the traditional breakfast, lunch and dinner anymore because that means you have three "big bad meals" which just overload my stomach. I have to go eat constantly, but small portions instead.

:'(
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I am Very Sorry to hear about your Terrible News :(; :(
Because of my own condition I have Severe problems in a similar way; and though what your Doctor has suggested to you is Very helpful; I have personally found that eating just Once each day; however long I may be up (12/16/20 hours); helps in the sense that my 'Machinery' as you described it has Much less to do than if I ate 'Normally'; 3 meals a day or such like; I wouldn't recommend my eating habits to anyone of course; as until I eat I suplement my Hunger with cups of Tea; a Milkshake; and 20 Cigarettes; but then; I don't have much to live for anyway;
But; getting back to your Own Diagnosis; again I send you my Condolences; and will think of you and your Challenges;
 
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See, the problem is the other way around - if you spread your meals out over the course of the days, these "smaller doses" are easier on my stomach than if I were to nuke it with three "bigger doses" each days.

Its all still very confusing and depressing.
 
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So you puke a lot?

I fart when I eat pig...
 
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That sounds like Acid Reflux. If that's the case, there are definitely pills you can take to alleviate the symptoms.
If you still want a high without alcohol, try smoking some weed. It's not exactly the same but you'll certainly feel better. And look on the bright side, with the inability to eat fatty foods, you'll lose some weight and maybe get some action. ;D
 
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does it hurt? If it doesn't I would love to be able to puke whenever I eat.....

hehe... he.. he.. eeee
 
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Acid Reflux times a thousands. Acid Reflux is just at a rare occurrence where a bit of stomach acid escapes the "machinery". Since my "machinery" doesn't work, there is nothing holding it back at all.
 
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Oh god, dude. That really does suck. :( I wish I had something supportive other than "I'm sorry" but I don't.

So, I'm sorry.
 
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There's nothing that so bad that it's not good for something.. Like being able to puke on people you don't like you get refunds from restaurants. (don't exactly know why you would wanna eat there if you puke it up again but you work out the details)

Anway, sounds horrible, I hope they find some sort of treatment for it or that you will be allright with your new eating habits.
 
Re: Today I lost sliver of my will to live.

Maybe you should try injecting it straight into your bloodstream - I hear that works!

(Joke)
 
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he could do that with alcohol...
 
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jeez that sucks man!

but you love OJ and cant have it anymore, but it didnt cause you any problems before did it? mabey you will find some things that you can eat anyway, regardless of what the doctor says.
 
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