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Twilight

Re: Twilight

If the children can't play nice, I'll take away your toys and put you all on the naughty step. Now behave, get back on topic or I'll infract the lot of you.

Carry on.
 
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meh some girl at my school recently did a report on it, it could be better in french version i don't know but has anyone seen the movie Underworld? it's a good movie(k i'm not to much a critic) but i found it did a good job in making vampires and werewolves slip into the real world.
 
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^That was a good vampire/human love story with lots of action. Underworld is my fourth fav ebil series (3 being Evil Dead 2 being Dawn of the Dead 1 being Vampire Chronicles)

Though it could have been better.
 
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i was thinking about it but it sounds like it sucks.
 
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Okay. I'm not Yucking you. But if thats what classifies as a Vampire these days Usain Bolt is about the closest you'll ever get :D BTW the book/movie is just raising females standards of what a partner should be.
 
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In an attempt to get this thread back on track, I will now list all of the reasons Twilight is not a good series, and many of the flaws with the characters themselves. Pay attention.

Bella is a Mary Sue.

A Mary Sue fictional character whose implausible talents and likableness weaken the story. Why is Bella a Mary Sue?

1) Characters like Bella without question.
2) None of the flaws of Bella's personality are ever addressed. In fact, they're ignored.
3) No one questions Bella's motives for anything that she does.

Edward is a creepy stalker.

He breaks into her bedroom to watch her sleep and she doesn't even care. In fact, she encourages it.

The fourth book made absolutely no sense.

Okay, in the first three books Bella is told, very clearly, that if she were to become a vampire she would have to give up her ability to have children and would have to be completely cut off from her family and friends.

Then comes the fourth book and it throws this formula right out the damn window. Bella and Edward end up spawning the creepiest child you have ever seen. It also chews its way out of her womb.

Not only that, but the baby is apparently super intelligent and is capable of holding conversations through touch-sensitive telepathy when this child is, quite literally, only a days old. I don't think so.

Jacob falls in love with the baby.

It explains itself.

Bella is one of the most selfish main characters I have ever seen.

Why do I say this? Simple. She is.

Take Jacob, for example. He's a werewolf. Edward is a vampire. The two don't mix. This makes it very difficult for Jacob to be in Bella's life because she's in love with said vampire.

But apparently, in her own words, "I can't live without Jacob."

Bella maintains this train of thoughts through out the entire story on various topic. Selfish.
 
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You forgot the other flaws:

Vamps need HUMAN blood to survive, they need it to be their own.
Vamps dont sparkle, they burn.
While Bella is a mary sue and a selfish twat: She is also static, never changing it seems... I am reading the second book now... I hope to throw it back later and read the third just for ****s and giggles.
 
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I've read the first book, and every page left me cringing and fighting back pure rage that something like this has sold more then 10 copies.
Correct me if I'm wrong but... Doesn't Bella Sue get raped several times throughout the series? I recall being told in the second book by both a vampire and a werewolf, at the same time...

And the some people still think that would be a wonderful life to live....
 
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You know whats worse? I heard a chick at my school went and bought some vampire contacts. I think I cried myself to sleep the night I heard that...
 
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^Lol, that was probably a sarcastic question but... A vamp contact is a brightly colored contact (i.e gold, red, especially red) that make you look vampiric (Watch underworld, at several points in the movie, the amazingly hot tight leather-clad Kate Beckinsale has VERY bright Vamp contacts)

You can also buy canine extentions (Fake canines you slip over (Tightly) over your canines to make them look longer and more vamp-like.
 
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What's funny is this book is completely unrealistic to an actual "Vampire" , I've read the book and I didn't care for it. I don't find him a Vampire at all, just a kid who doesn't age. For one, He doesn't burn in the sunlight he just gets Glittery Skin.. It's just a Teeny Bopper thing. Not to mention the Book involves Necrophilia, Pedophilia, and Beastiality. She falls inlove with an Undead, that's gross... The Werewolf falls in love with some girls Daughter. That's a double threat. After I read it, I burned it... no joke.
 
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^Haven't read those yet. But lol allwell, I am forced through the third one in a few days just for info sake (If it's there, you might as well do it right? I don't have anything better to do.)