I say honour, colour, armour, etc because that is the way I feel it should be. Plus it makes people look derpy when they say I spelled it wrong (Not saying that you said that, just some people have.)
"Well... This is awkward."
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Tsuyu
is wearing Queen's lace panties.
I don't say wold or shold, indeed. But I never hear anyone say armour and honour with a stretchy 'ou' sound, either, more like armor and honor. =|
Actually, you hear people say ohner, not honor.
And if you're Australian, you hear people say armah and ohnah.
Tsuyu
is wearing Queen's lace panties.
Well, I took French in elementary school so I sure put an "u" in there somewhere when I say it.
Bonjour!
Bonjour!
Tsuyu
is wearing Queen's lace panties.
Guys... please. That's oooolllldddd news.
I've done loads of s**t since then.
Like smoking grass.
And getting tossed off in a bush.
I mean grass grass by the way.. not weed. Unfortunately...
Eh, well 'this year' won't be around for much longer, hopefully real grass will come back into fashion in 2012?
I generally avoid verbal contact with the people I work with, mostly cus they are all very very boring and never ever have any thing interesting to talk about.
So im a pretty big guy, 6’3” 230-40ish and I only eat 1 big ass meal and im good for the day. When im at work lunch this is usually a foot long sub with every dead animal and edible plant on it, a can of pop or energy drink (depends on what shift im working) and a bag of chips or chocolate bar .
After the feed I get the fatty grunts. Any one over 200lbs knows what this is, the food you just ate sits in your gut like a brick till you turn it in to poop or expel its energy via hard work. ANY WAY so im in the lunch room grunting and coughing and the lady who works in the computer room says “keep that to your self..” Knowing she means that she though I had a cold I just said “yeah sure thing”
Im out side and its like -5C not cold but… chilly. Said computer room lady (ive been with this company for 2 years and I still don’t know her name) just happends to be walking by as i enter the building with no jacket on: “you really should put on a jacket, want me to get you one?”
“no im fine”
“don’t you have a cold?”
“no … why?” (aw **** wait a minute)
“well in the lunch room-”
“yeah no, im just fat, I do that after I eat”
*blank stare*
“right then see you”
“yeah k by”
TL;DR:
Had to explain to a girl why fat people cough ’n **** after they eat.
Another work related one just came in to mind, but ill save it for later... if i remember
So im a pretty big guy, 6’3” 230-40ish and I only eat 1 big ass meal and im good for the day. When im at work lunch this is usually a foot long sub with every dead animal and edible plant on it, a can of pop or energy drink (depends on what shift im working) and a bag of chips or chocolate bar .
After the feed I get the fatty grunts. Any one over 200lbs knows what this is, the food you just ate sits in your gut like a brick till you turn it in to poop or expel its energy via hard work. ANY WAY so im in the lunch room grunting and coughing and the lady who works in the computer room says “keep that to your self..” Knowing she means that she though I had a cold I just said “yeah sure thing”
Im out side and its like -5C not cold but… chilly. Said computer room lady (ive been with this company for 2 years and I still don’t know her name) just happends to be walking by as i enter the building with no jacket on: “you really should put on a jacket, want me to get you one?”
“no im fine”
“don’t you have a cold?”
“no … why?” (aw **** wait a minute)
“well in the lunch room-”
“yeah no, im just fat, I do that after I eat”
*blank stare*
“right then see you”
“yeah k by”
TL;DR:
Had to explain to a girl why fat people cough ’n **** after they eat.
Another work related one just came in to mind, but ill save it for later... if i remember
All I took from that is that you think -5C is not cold. YOU FREAK, IT'S LITERALLY FREEZING
Tsuyu
is wearing Queen's lace panties.
To be honest i was saying those things too about the girl but I think she didnt hear that. But if she did, she went along with it really well
