yo mama jokes

[mr man]

yo mama jokes

ill start
yo mama so ugly she makes onions cry :lol:
yo mama so bald when she has a shower she got brainwashed :lol:
yo mama so fat when she waks into the sea the whales sing ♪we are family♪
yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she had to move galaxy
yo mama so fat when she walks past my window i lose 7 weeks of sunlight
yo mama so stupid she tried drowning a fish
yo mama so stupid she tried hanging her self with a cordless phone
yo mama so ugly she entered a ugly contest and they said sorry we dont except proffesionals
hope u like them

 

[Daemon300]

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Wrong section.

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

 

[Purple Nurple]

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Yo mama so fat every time she turn around, it's her birthday. SNAP!

 

[mr man]

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yo mama so poor she uses cheerios as earings

 

[mr man]

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SNEEEEEEEEEEEAP!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[mr man]

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yo mamas so ugly your dad met her at a dog pound

 

[Shirosaki]

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized at sea world.
Yo mama's so dumb, she put make-up on her forehead and said she was "making her mind up"

 

[Relinquished Reality]

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Your mother is so poor, burglars break in her house and leave money.
Your mother is so old, when she went to school there was no history class.
Your mother is so fat, when she gets on a scale it says "To be Continued"

 

[Daemon300]

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Don't triple post. Can a mod move this?

Posts here add to our post count.

 

[Purple Nurple]

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Yo mama so fat, she lives in two times zones.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to steal free samples.

Yo mama so stupid, she returned a doughtnut cause it had a hole in it.

 

[Tyloric]

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Oh, lord. ._.

 

[Daemon300]

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http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html

 

[Evan]

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Yo mamas so ugly, we shove her face in dough to make cookies.

Yo mamas so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

 

[mr man]

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yo mama so boring cos she lives in the libray

man that was rubbish

 

[Evan]

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Yo mamas so ugly when she was born, her mama said: "what a treasure" and her dad said "ya...lets bury it".

 

[Shirosaki]

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[mjmarin12]

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Yo mama so fat when she sat on a penny Abraham Lincoln sang,Oh say cant you see, get your fat ass off me

Yo mama so ugly when she came home with a pig her neighbor asked "Where did you get it"
The pig said "I won her"

Yo mama so black when she went to a church the priest said Holy ****! (Sorry if that offends anyone)

 

[Firis]

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I feel dirty just posting here, just a few then I am out.

Yo mama so fat she counts as a triple kill!
Yo mama so fat she made Snorlax say "Snoooooooooooorlaaaax"
Yo mama so fat when she tried to jump through Halo she got stuck.

Peace.

 

[Shirosaki]

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Now I've got 2 things that aren't "ya mamma" but they're still.. funny. One is in spoilers and should not be viewed by ANYONE. You've been warned.

You think you've got bad lag? It took Jesus 3 days to respawn.

Spoiler

You think you've got a good kill/death ratio? Hitler's is 6,000,000 to 1.

 

[Firis]

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Spoiler

You think you've got a good kill/death ratio? Hitler's is 6,000,000 to 1.

Oh snap!

I heard this joke And I had to share it (It is kinda long) I heard it at "Haha Heathens"

Spoiler

"So I was Jesus for Halloween last year, Imagine that, imagine your sitting at home, giving candy to kids, and Jesus knocks on your door... You know your going to hook Jesus up, no matter what you believe your going to hook him up thinking 'Oh god, of all the days to dress like a hooker'... And you can't give Jesus fun sized candy bars, he hates fun, give him a king size man, he is the 'King of Kings' besides the little ones just fall through the holes. (The whole Atheist crowd goes "Ooooooh." and cringes) wow, I just ****ed off a whole Atheist crowd with a Jesus joke, that's scary."