yo mama jokes

[sfroggy1]

Re: yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat that if she hails a cab in a yellow dress they just honk and wave back.

Yo mama so fat she got baptized at Sea World.

Yo mama so fat when she sit down we have to add another country to the map.

Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

 

[Tsuyu]

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Yo mama so old that she was alive when yo mama-jokes were funny.

Spoiler

You think you've got a good kill/death ratio? Hitler's is 6,000,000 to 1.

Hitler didn't kill anyone.

 

[Skotekal]

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Damn it Tsuyu, I was going to say something along those lines.

 

[SORAYISS]

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your mama so poor.. she uh.. is broke... ye......
your mama so fat, she uh.. eats.. like... um.... all the time......

haha na seriously tho your mamas so poor your family eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

 

[Zjuggernaut]

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Yo mama so fat when she fell down the stairs I thought Eastenders was finishing.

For the people that don't get it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZYa_KfLTtM

Just listen to the first four seconds.

 

[Shirosaki]

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Hitler didn't kill anyone.

Yes, but he was responsible. I didn't make the joke anyway.

 

[Firis]

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Yes, but he was responsible. I didn't make the joke anyway.

The point still stands you should have modified it to Hitler's kill death ratio: 0 kills, 6,000,000 assists, 1 betrayal, 1 suicide.

 

[mr man]

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yo mama fat people run around her for exercise

 

[mr man]

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yo mama so old she was in jesus' year book BAAAAAM

 

[mr man]

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yo mama so skinny....she has...a size 0 dress yeah haha

 

[Tyloric]

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STOP double/triple posting, you can put multiple lines in a single post.

And... Yo momma's so stupid she let's you on the internet.

dude.... /thread.

<3

 

[Tsuyu]

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Actually, I stand corrected. Hitler most likely did kill during his participation of World War I.

 

[mr man]

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yo mama is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

yo mama so fat she seen 2012

ON DA SCAAAALE BAM BAM

 

[mr man]

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sorry for triple posting im a fool

 

[mr man]

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yo mama so fat i rolled on her bellie twice and i was still in the middle

 

[mr man]

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yo mama so stupid she was late for the 44 bus so she took the 22 bus twice

 

[Archon'sRage]

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Hey, mr man, if you look at the bottom right of your post, there is an edit button for the occasion that you want to add or change your posts

now, this is one by me.
Yo mama so fat that Jesus didn't split the ocean in half your moma did when she cannonballed

 

[Dentie]

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sorry for triple posting im a fool

And what do we get when you've said that? A freaking multi-post...

You really are a fool...

and yo mama jokes suck monkey balls.

 

[Dark Drakan]

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yo mama so stupid she was late for the 44 bus so she took the 22 bus twice

Infraction added again for spamming and multiple posting, you have been warned before. Next one will result in a temporary ban, if it continues then further action will be taken.