Zombie Apocalypse

[HobbeBrain]

Re: Zombie Apocalypse

The zombies couldn't survive northern Canada. Too cold, and my brethren would be lined at the border with mounted polar bears and I would be holed up north with hockey sticks and syrup cannons. Also flapjack launchers.

Of course they could survive there. Canadian Zombies. Duh.

 

[Skotekal]

Re: Zombie Apocalypse

Thats not what the movies say!

 

[HobbeBrain]

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Ever seen Dead Snow?

 

[Skotekal]

Re: Zombie Apocalypse

No, but I'll ignore it. Besides, the flapjack launcher can't be beat!

 

[jb0wns]

Re: Zombie Apocalypse

Food: Gets eaten.
Chuck Norris: Not even he can survive in a Zombie Apocalypse with just a chainsaw.
Chainsaw: Runs out of fuel.
You:

of course chuck norris can survive a zombie attack with just a chainsaw i mean come on, its chuck norris!!

 

[Skotekal]

Re: Zombie Apocalypse

No he can't. Maybe in his prime, but hes an old man now.

 

[jb0wns]

Re: Zombie Apocalypse

No he can't. Maybe in his prime, but hes an old man now.

yeah ok fair enough. how about jackie chan, bruce lee AND chuck norris, all with swords, guns and anything else that can be used as a weapon

 

[Skotekal]

Re: Zombie Apocalypse

Bruce Lee is dead. And the others are both old.

 

[HobbeBrain]

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And besides, I mean realisticly. If we could have anyone we wanted with us, we'd have Bill *sniff...*

 

[Skotekal]

Re: Zombie Apocalypse

Realistically there wouldn't be a zombie apocalypse.

 

[HobbeBrain]

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Realistically there wouldn't be a zombie apocalypse.

Touche.

Stopping the insanity at the outbreak of Zombies, then.

 

[Purple Nurple]

Re: Zombie Apocalypse

Ok, what about Vin Diesel, in a musclecar, with a shotgun. Eh?

 

[Skotekal]

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****, I think that is a winner.

I'm still going for hockey stick and mounted polar bear. And a flapjack launcher mounted to the polar bear. And a trailing sled with beer.

 

[HobbeBrain]

Re: Zombie Apocalypse

Do I win?

 

[Skotekal]

Re: Zombie Apocalypse

Meh, you need more style points. And Vin Diesel.

 

[HobbeBrain]

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[Skotekal]

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Groovy baby, yeah!

 

[Purple Nurple]

Re: Zombie Apocalypse

Vinny boy

Dam nninjad

 

[Skotekal]

Re: Zombie Apocalypse

Oh damn, that is some serious style going on there. I don't know who wins... Although Purple has Vin in a hardcore pose on the hood.

 

[HobbeBrain]

Re: Zombie Apocalypse

Aw man, Purple's has gotta win style in everyday use, but mine would look cooler smashing through a crowd of Zombies. It's a tough choice...