Purple Nurple
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse
But you did beat me to it, and that stick man characture is amazing - +rep
But you did beat me to it, and that stick man characture is amazing - +rep
Zombie Apocalypse
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse
But we're ending the unrealism at 'There is a Zombie Apocalypse.' No Kratos. And he may kill Gods... but does he kill Zombies?
Aw, thanks
But we're ending the unrealism at 'There is a Zombie Apocalypse.' No Kratos. And he may kill Gods... but does he kill Zombies?
Purple Nurple;388933 said:
Aw, thanks
Re: Zombie Apocalypse
Zombie Apocalypse...
My wife is not a good runner so she'd be the first to die. To get over such a tragedy, I'd have some fun and do a few Hit & Runs on some straggled zombies with my car, then stuff her soon-to-be-zombie corpse into my trunk. Loot a game, grocery, and general electronics store then stock my stolen goods into a bomb shelter. In the midst of all this mayhem, I'll have grabbed me an automatic screwdriver and nailed a muzzle to my wife's face to prevent future nagging... and biting.
Many months of experimental zombie sex, gaming, TV, and eating in a bomb shelter along with no more going to work I find to be quite pleasing.
Zombie Apocalypse...
My wife is not a good runner so she'd be the first to die. To get over such a tragedy, I'd have some fun and do a few Hit & Runs on some straggled zombies with my car, then stuff her soon-to-be-zombie corpse into my trunk. Loot a game, grocery, and general electronics store then stock my stolen goods into a bomb shelter. In the midst of all this mayhem, I'll have grabbed me an automatic screwdriver and nailed a muzzle to my wife's face to prevent future nagging... and biting.
Many months of experimental zombie sex, gaming, TV, and eating in a bomb shelter along with no more going to work I find to be quite pleasing.
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lol sounds good to me 2, can i join you in this bomb shelter. i would do most of those things (exept the zombie screwing)
Gikoku Harakami;388972 said:Zombie Apocalypse...
Many months of experimental zombie sex, gaming, TV, and eating in a bomb shelter along with no more going to work I find to be quite pleasing.
lol sounds good to me 2, can i join you in this bomb shelter. i would do most of those things (exept the zombie screwing)
Purple Nurple
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But that's the best bit!
I've redone my plan - I would get an Apache, graciously provided by John, fly to America, get Vin Diesel, we would drive to the border, where I would say 'This is where my plan ends.' And Vin would go 'And where mine begins' whilst pulling out a MASSIVE shotgun. We would then drive to Mexico and find the finest sativa available. I would then be rendered useless, so Vin would have to do everything, fortuneately he can.
We would then steal a motorboat and travel to Guantanamo Bay where we would live out our days
jb0wns;388973 said:
But that's the best bit!
I've redone my plan - I would get an Apache, graciously provided by John, fly to America, get Vin Diesel, we would drive to the border, where I would say 'This is where my plan ends.' And Vin would go 'And where mine begins' whilst pulling out a MASSIVE shotgun. We would then drive to Mexico and find the finest sativa available. I would then be rendered useless, so Vin would have to do everything, fortuneately he can.
We would then steal a motorboat and travel to Guantanamo Bay where we would live out our days
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Darn right you're not going do any zombie screwing, that's my wife! ... well she was.
Feel free to join though, I could use the company. But make sure you bring a few bottles of Febreze, in the midst of all this chaos I forgot to get some, and my wife is smelling something awful in that corner over there ... her arm just fell off.
jb0wns;388973 said:
Darn right you're not going do any zombie screwing, that's my wife! ... well she was.
Feel free to join though, I could use the company. But make sure you bring a few bottles of Febreze, in the midst of all this chaos I forgot to get some, and my wife is smelling something awful in that corner over there ... her arm just fell off.
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Sorry, I didn't search first. And not to make a thing of myself, but this has 4 pages... that only has 2 :hmm:
Sean;389029 said:
Sorry, I didn't search first. And not to make a thing of myself, but this has 4 pages... that only has 2 :hmm:
