Bowerstone Tavern

[Cain]

Re: Bowerstone Tavern

David walks back in with Joe, His axe drenched in blood. He says,"Hey it turns out that there the bandits have besieged bowerstone. Any Heroes wanna come with me to get rid of them?".

 

[TheJJMax]

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"Has anyone else noticed that the Cow and Corset is on fire?"

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

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TJ, who had been passed out, wakes up and sees his spilled beer. "Not cool man, not cool." He sais to Joe, not bothering to start a fight knowing all heros carry so many resurection potions there would be no point in trying, he would just get bored with it after a while. "By the way, you should probably go see a doctor about that whole taking an hour to pee thing." He then turns his attention back to Scarecrow and John, and buys them all another round of drinks.

"Yay! Beer! Now thats what im talking about.." ScareCrow Said with the face he has got on in my signature. A crazed face.

 

[TheJJMax]

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"Has anyone else noticed that the Cow and Corset is on fire?"

"Has anyone else noticed that the Cow and Corset is on fire"?

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

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"I do believe there is no Cow wearing a Corset which is on fire.. Bu then again, I have no brain."

 

[Man]

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"Let it burn, the ale tastes better that way"

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

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"Wait.. Fire!? I cant go near fire! I'll light up like a Christmas tree! Get me out of here!!!" ScareCrow runs around to every character in the tavern.

 

[TheJJMax]

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"Wait.. Fire!? I cant go near fire! I'll light up like a Christmas tree! Get me out of here!!!" ScareCrow runs around to every character in the tavern.

Joe then brings ScareCrow outside, and uses the bandit's blood to put out the fire. Unfortunatly, the blood only makes the fire worse.

 

[Wonderfoole WINO]

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"This freakin' place is on fire!? Holy Crap!" Yells TJ, waking up from another one of his little spaz-outs.

"Joe and Scarecrow, if there are any bandits left, go deal with them. The rest of us will save the beer!" TJ then runs in and starts bringing out as many kegs as he can save. Oh, and wenches, he saves the wenches too.

 

[TheJJMax]

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*throws beer into the flames*

"Are you insane?! We'll asplode if we keep the beer!"

 

[Man]

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Ralph uses his lvl 5 force push spell to be rid of the flames. Unfortunately this makes the fire spread, as it blows the Cow and Corset to smithereens and spreads to the other buildings in Bowerstone. Ralph REALLY made a big mess this time

 

[Wonderfoole WINO]

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*throws beer into the flames*

"Are you insane?! We'll asplode if we keep the beer!"

TJ falls down onto his knees and looks up to the sky.

"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Suddenly TJ stops, he gets up slowly with an emotionless face. Channeling all his inner power and saddness at the massive loss of beer, huge amounts of will starts swirling around him. The sky blackens, a blast of thunder fills the air and lightning lights up the clouds. The sky is soon drenched in rain, which quickly puts out the fires that are spredding, and the inferno in (whats left of) the tavern begins to die down.

Alright, the fires taken care of. Lets let the gamemaster take care of major events from now on.

 

[droded]

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Elliot, the 44 year old careers advisor walks into the scene.

"Uh guys, my brother Paul is just wondering what's going to happen to him? They're all still stuck in that hut remember?"

Elliot orders a Pina Colada.

 

[Wonderfoole WINO]

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"Hut? What hut? Theres a hut? Where's the hut? Is there beer in the hut?" Asks TJ.

 

[Dentie]

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Kees enters the tavern and orders a hot choco.'Hmmm... Hot choco!'

 

[Trawgdor]

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As Alex ventures into the scene, he suddenly realizes that the Cow and Corset is on fire.

Alex proceeds to wet himself.

 

[droded]

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Elliot begins to wonder why the thread is called "Bowerstone Tavern" when we are in a completely different Tavern.

 

[Firis]

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Lawrence then begins eating something he found on the floor.

 

[Man]

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"say TJ, 50 gold pieces says you can't chug a gallon of beer" says Ralph

 

[Trawgdor]

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Alex says, "I'd give you 500 gold pieces if you could drink FIVE gallons of beer!"