Bowerstone Tavern

[Wonderfoole WINO]

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"Oh yeah er, Iwl shorw yeeew..."

TJ grabs a gallon of beer and quickly downs it. Everyone is stunned untill they realize that most of it just went all over his face. TJ then passes out. Again. "mmrm NOT THE TOFU! zzzzz..."

 

[TheJJMax]

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"Oh yeah er, Iwl shorw yeeew..."

TJ grabs a gallon of beer and quickly downs it. Everyone is stunned untill they realize that most of it just went all over his face. TJ then passes out. Again. "mmrm NOT THE TOFU! zzzzz..."

Joe laughs at TJ, and then drinks more beer.

 

[Firis]

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Lawrence give TJ Tofu and a rez phial, and smacks him with red meat.

 

[Man]

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"say, wheres the outhouse?" asks Ralph

 

[Firis]

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"Inside the house"

 

[Man]

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"well that just makes no senseat all. how can you call it an outhouse when its inhouse?"

 

[TheJJMax]

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"well that just makes no senseat all. how can you call it an outhouse when its inhouse?"

"Dont question me" Joe says

 

[Cobalt Gamer]

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Aragorn (that's right I am Aragorn) enters the tavern and proceeds to roll and old fashioned cig and orders two beers, "Beer to the man who brings me a sheep's head!" he puts his hand into his pocket and pulled out a small bag of blue mushrooms and began to devour them.

 

[TheJJMax]

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Aragorn (that's right I am Aragorn) enters the tavern and proceeds to roll and old fashioned cig and orders two beers, "Beer to the man who brings me a sheep's head!" he puts his hand into his pocket and pulled out a small bag of blue mushrooms and began to devour them.

Joe then slices the blue mushrooms in half, and tosses them into the fireplace

 

[Wonderfoole WINO]

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TJ inhales the fumes comming from the buring blue mushrooms, then runs out to a nearby farm. He chops the head off a sheep and wrights "hobbs wuz hear" sloppily in blood on the wall. He runs back in and gives Aragorn the sheeps head, and enjoys the blue mushroom fumes while he waits.

"Wait, didnt we have to rescue someone from a hut or something? And didnt the pub burn down? Mighty Avo, how long was I out!?" Asks TJ. "Or did I just dream all that? I was smoking blue mushrooms before when I first came in...."

 

[James Butts]

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James walks into the pub, looking:

Like a million wearing a suit of black and red shiny armor made of metals hard enough to break any run of the mill sword, it takes a sword of legend to peirce it.

Extremely handsome with a six pack, huge bulging muscles, tan skin, and blonde hair.

He sits down after putting his rifle away, silver,gold, and black it was, simmering with an amazing aura that none had ever felt before, and then his sword, of the same color and desing, it was almost like a katana, only lighter, and made a steel katana look like a dull butterknife, it gave off an aura just as strong. He asks jack if he would like a beer, jack accepts. Then after a few more drinks James asks, I wonder if there will be a huge troll/bandit/balverine war breaking out in bowerstone soon, because, he wants a chance to show off his weapons.....

 

[Cain]

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Chris looks over at James and says,"Hes nothing special. Weapons and armour don't make up for skill, strength and will.He then loads his winchester and orders another drink.

 

[TheJJMax]

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Chris looks over at James and says,"Hes nothing special. Weapons and armour don't make up for skill, strength and will.He then loads his winchester and orders another drink.

Joe then reloads all 6 shots in his Red Dragon, just in case Chris gets any ideas.

 

[Man]

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Ralph quickly rises from his stool, and begins to glow. "People are getting mighty disruptive around here. You're disturbing my drinking process. I don't like it when processes get interrupted." Ralph then stops glowing, sits back down, and continues downing his rum.

 

[sirgage0]

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A skinny man in a brown trench coat and unruly black hair walks into the pub, adjusting his sun-shielding shades, and discreetly adjusting his dual flintlock pistols.
As he sits down, he orders a large rum, and throws some gold onto the table.

 

[James Butts]

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James walks up to chris, takes out his gun, drinks a beer in one gulp, and them slams chris's face against the bar, completely distorting it beyond recognition, and rendering him temporarily blind for pages 7,8,and through 6 posts of page 9. He then returns to his table, and challenges someone to a drinking game, and wins with 100 beers in 2 minutes. he practices alot.

 

[Cain]

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ur a dick GTFO out my RP. Go back to 4chan and ruin somebody elses RP.

David(IDK y I said chris) then takes off the mask he was wearing showing his face to be comepletely unharmed and he then shoots James in the head, causing it to explode. James is dead. End of story. He can no longer take part in the RP.

 

[droded]

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Elliot laughs at James.

 

[Daemon300]

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A mysterious, hooded man with a cape enters the pub. On his black costume, there are 4 swords, and a dagger. On his belt there is a weapon. A great weapon it is. A gun, that only 6 lucky people received. It is there. The Dragonstomper .48

Slowly, he begins walking towards the corner of the room. "Should I get you something Sir?... Sir?" says the barmaid.

"No." replies the man. The barmaid is still looking at him, even though she can't see his face. Like she was hypnotized by love. Then the man sits down, and observes what's happening.

 

[Cain]

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(Ok I should bring this up. No godmodding. You can have legendary weapons, but no epic armour and no being able to do impossible things, no being incredibly handsome so everybody loves you and says,"Your the greatest hero in albion" etc. Having the barmiad feel attracted to you like Daemon has posted is ok but not having everybody worship. you.)

David orders another drink and starts talking to joe."So how did you become a hero?".