Sexual Awkwardness

[Tsuyu]

Re: Sexual Awkwardness

But....but...:'(

Alright, alright - The ProjectEgo family is living a perfect fairytale marriage, with castle, kings and dragons and all that.

 

[Nekaku]

Re: Sexual Awkwardness

Not a particularly good plan - watching teh pr0nz might provide some initial excitement etc, but before long it becomes very difficult to engage in any sort of sexual act without using it as a prop of some kind. Plus it removes the intimacy from a sexual relationship as porn is not known for its promotion of loving, committed and mutually respectful relationships. And it gives unrealistic expectations without being able to deliver in real life - coz all women are having orgasms the minute a man walks into the room and removes his underwear

But....but...:'(

I prefer the other way around :ninja:

(Sorry but had to lower the tone - it's been a while since I've done that and I was suffering withdrawal symptoms).

Thats not what I meant... You know what I meant... As in Man the species... Fine I'll say Humans.

 

[Angel]

Re: Sexual Awkwardness

@Tsuyu: Too right.

Especially about the dragons.

@ Nekaku: Of course I know what you meant - I'm just being silly

 

[FableFreak]

Re: Sexual Awkwardness

Assuming the people here have not aswered your qualm, then I, the Sexual Tyrannosaur of ProjectEgo will provide the answer.

Basically, get him going with whatever he likes best. For the sake of the children, I will imply rather than saying what I mean. Get it? Hehehehe...

So yeah, get him real "happy" and then just make the move. Pull a razor out of your titties and cut his shirt off. He'll have no choice, seeing as his shirt is cut to ****. (Or you could just remove it really quick if you are afraid of cutting him or some pansy crap.)

 

[Trawgdor]

Re: Sexual Awkwardness

Wait, I thought that was Tsuyu's status..?