Sexual Awkwardness

[Tsuyu]

Re: Sexual Awkwardness

Pfft. Amateurs.

I start my public displays in the shirtless mode and/or pantless. Only after a severe police crack-down do I put it on.

 

[Xeon]

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Go for smokes at 4 in the morning only wearing boxers and a viagra boner... good times

 

[Nekaku]

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Lol, Skotecol we should post a thread specifically for it.

When at six flags Nor-Cal, I took of my pants and shirt because I just got off the ride where you get really wet. Got into my backpack and put on gym shorts and another shirt. This was on Music tour, so Most of my classmates saw this, and most yelled at me.

 

[Nekaku]

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lol, agreed.

I thought it was fun... I think, if I remember correctly, that I almost took off my boxers at the same time as my pants... Force of habit, When I go home and change pants I change underwear too... That would have sucked if I did that then...

 

[Tsuyu]

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I'm actually not wearing anything as I write this. :wub:

 

[Nekaku]

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You know that would be a problem for me if I knew what you looked like... But A+ for freedom in the house.

 

[Tsuyu]

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You know that would be a problem for me if I knew what you looked like...

You have no idea..

I'm a male Helena of Troy - I turn all men who sees my homo, and all women who sees me super-hetro.

 

[Nekaku]

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You have no idea..

I'm a male Helena of Troy - I turn all men who sees my homo, and all women who sees me super-hetro.

lol Then I don't want to meet you in real life.

 

[Tsuyu]

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..naked that is. My powers don't work when I'm wearing clothes.

 

[Nekaku]

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Okay, Then don't strip in front of me.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

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You have no idea..

I'm a male Helena of Troy - I turn all men who sees my homo, and all women who sees me super-hetro.

with that power you could become the ultimate enemy of the christian church for streaking through mass :lol:

 

[Nekaku]

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with that power you could become the ultimate enemy of the christian church for streaking through mass :lol:

That wuold be Awesome! I'd love to see a thousand hardcore christians suddenly become Homo!

 

[Tsuyu]

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Considering that I would be the love interest of said 1000 men... I wouldn't like it that much.

 

[Nekaku]

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Considering that I would be the love interest of said 1000 men... I wouldn't like it that much.

lol, They would probably be old to...

 

[Xeon]

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..naked that is. My powers don't work when I'm wearing clothes.

So you're the one who made those two penguins gay!

 

[Nekaku]

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So you're the one who made those two penguins gay!

Lmao! Tsuyu Don't deny it. I want to keep that in mind.

 

[Xeon]

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Dude, you need to give those penguins a homo reboot, I heard they split up

 

[Nekaku]

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poor guys... Feel sorry for them.

 

[Mikhail]

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Same here only without the drugs part.

Whoa... wait what? seriously? wow...

 

[Angel]

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my guess is his experience and exposure to such things is limited.
the solution:
start watching porn together

Not a particularly good plan - watching teh pr0nz might provide some initial excitement etc, but before long it becomes very difficult to engage in any sort of sexual act without using it as a prop of some kind. Plus it removes the intimacy from a sexual relationship as porn is not known for its promotion of loving, committed and mutually respectful relationships. And it gives unrealistic expectations without being able to deliver in real life - coz all women are having orgasms the minute a man walks into the room and removes his underwear

Marriage isn't a perfect relationship at all.

But....but...:'(

Though the bible in the first book, says that God placed Man above all on earth...

I prefer the other way around :ninja:

(Sorry but had to lower the tone - it's been a while since I've done that and I was suffering withdrawal symptoms).