What does everybody look like?

[ScareCrowReturn]

No, he would call it a f*ckin tarp and a gardenhose

Exactly!

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

Many of you probably dont know, but I am actually called "Pirate" in RL.. I hardy ever hear my real name, unless its my old friends or family.

Heres why:

My facial hair was non-exsistant so I had to use a Permanent marker, takes about 2-3 days to get rid of..

 

[queenofdisco]

I have to question the sanity of a man that willingly draws on his own face to such an extent that it looks like he's just woken up from falling asleep early whilst drinking with his friends, I really... really do.

Wouldn't it be easier to grow a beard than to draw one?

 

[SelfAppointedGunslinger]

This is me learning to fly
Christmas day, homemade water slide.. with a jump.. and influenced by alcohol

You know with all the extreme sports things I see you doing, it makes me think their isn't a whole lot else to do do there in New Zealand other than mud slides, canooing and diving into rock pools for kicks. No cinemas, bowling alleys or anything, no sir just a lot of water falls and chances to get wet and muddy < Which don't get me wrong is probably better because you'll actually doing something that you'll remember other than sitting on your backside watching TV and eating wotsits all day long like I do, I kind of envy you actually, looks fun.

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

I have to question the sanity of a man that willingly draws on his own face to such an extent that it looks like he's just woken up from falling asleep early whilst drinking with his friends, I really... really do.

Wouldn't it be easier to grow a beard than to draw one?

I question my sanity everday, sometimes it answers back, sometimes it doesnt.

One has to be able to grow a beard to get a beard. I do grow facial hair, but I've never really been bothered to pursue it, cause it just looks like sh*t.

You know with all the extreme sports things I see you doing, it makes me think their isn't a whole lot else to do do there in New Zealand other than mud slides, canooing and diving into rock pools for kicks. No cinemas, bowling alleys or anything, no sir just a lot of water falls and chances to get wet and muddy < Which don't get me wrong is probably better because you'll actually doing something that you'll remember other than sitting on your backside watching TV and eating wotsits all day long like I do, I kind of envy you actually, looks fun.

Umm.. Kayaking, not canoeing, I hate canoeing with a passion.

But no, NZ has just as many cinemas, fat people and lazy things to do like everywhere else.. Actually given its size and numbers, New Zealand is voted like one of the top Obesity countries in the world.

Then come live over in NZ, we can go get muddy together

 

[SonofRaiden]

GO Auckland Raiders

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

Your facial hair looks s***? or facial hair in general looks s***?

MY facial hair, I love facial hair, wish I could grow a beard..

 

[SonofRaiden]

I was about to say Falcon jesus has come

 

[Quistrix]

imma cat

not really, just my new kitten named Luna

I like to think she's saying, "Mark my words, Raiden. You shall die a slow and painful death. I shall make it my life's purpose to see you wretch in horrific pain by my hands paws." Or "meow" whatever.

 

[queenofdisco]

imma cat

not really, just my new kitten named Luna

I like to think she's saying, "Mark my words, Raiden. You shall die a slow and painful death. I shall make it my life's purpose to see you wretch in horrific pain by my hands paws." Or "meow" whatever.

Your cat looks high, lay off the catnip.

 

[Walker]

D'aaaaaw.

Your cat looks high, lay off the catnip.

Catnip kills. It is a gateway drug you know.

 

[Quistrix]

Catnip kills. It is a gateway drug you know.

Gateway to what? Tuna?

 

[Walker]

Gateway to what? Tuna?

Tuna laced with quicksilver.

 

[Quistrix]

Tuna laced with quicksilver.

Isn't quicksilver only dangerous to human-kanine crossbreeds aka werewolves? Or is this one of those things were it'll kill doggies but get little kitties off their tits?

 

[Quistrix]

Kitty tits?

I feel like this thread has taken a terrifying turn thanks to me and my cat.

 

[Quistrix]

Getting the weirdest sense of deja vu right now.

 

[queenofdisco]

Getting the weirdest sense of deja vu right now.

You tried milking me while I was asleep again didn't you? Don't worry I don't mind, I make some great fricken cheese.

 

[Quistrix]

You tried milking me while I was asleep again didn't you? Don't worry I don't mind, I make some great fricken cheese.

Implying you've eaten cheese made from your own milk?

Seriously wtf is wrong with this thread right now?

 

[queenofdisco]

EVERYTHING!

 

[Walker]

Isn't quicksilver only dangerous to human-kanine crossbreeds aka werewolves? Or is this one of those things were it'll kill doggies but get little kitties off their tits?

Quicksilver=mercury, which happens to be toxic and has occasionally been found in fish.