Ask The Staff 'Anything'

[Wonderfoole WINO]

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If at midnight on some unholy day I sacrifice a lamb, leave offerings of ice cold beer, and then say Dark Drakan's name in front of a mirror three times in total darkness, will it summon him?

 

[Dark Drakan]

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If at midnight on some unholy day I sacrifice a lamb, leave offerings of ice cold beer, and then say Dark Drakan's name in front of a mirror three times in total darkness, will it summon him?

Depends how many beers exactly and how cold they are.

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

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Andy, The Master of Alocohol Consumption. I have one for you.

Why is it that Gin tastes like ****?

And Why is it Do I get drunk enough to play my friends game where you have to Hold Vodka in your mouth until you win a round in a game That I dont even know how to play, hurt so much!?

 

[Dark Drakan]

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Andy, The Master of Alocohol Consumption. I have one for you.

Why is it that Gin tastes like ****?

And Why is it Do I get drunk enough to play my friends game where you have to Hold Vodka in your mouth until you win a round in a game That I dont even know how to play, hurt so much!?

Because its a drink for old age pensioners and anyone with any taste buds still left realise it tastes horrible. Alcohol does funny things to you, thats half the fun.

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

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Ooo another one.

Is it okay to Take Advantage of a girl when she is Intoxicated? Again to Andy.

 

[Dark Drakan]

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Ooo another one.

Is it okay to Take Advantage of a girl when she is Intoxicated? Again to Andy.

No its not and if you dont they usually come back when they have sobered up anyway & respect you for not taking advantage of the situation. Thats how i ended up with my current girlfriend. :lol:

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

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^ Well! Aren't you just the Sweetest chocolate in the box..

Ahh..

Remind me not to talk gay again.

 

[Firis]

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You could have always went Captain Flowers on him "Aaw you two... If I werent your commanding officer I would pick you both up in my arms, give you a big bear hug and make you call me daddy."

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

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another for the diety of alcohol.
the tequila burns and i hate the taste yet i can't stop!
why????

 

[Firis]

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^Because worms are tasty?

 

[TRA Rotid]

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Would you say:
"inner life of women"
or
"inner lives of women"

In Estonian, we would use the first option, but maybe it`s different in English. Thank you!

 

[Tsuyu]

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Women is the plural form of woman.

Lives is the plural form of life.

Thusly, "inner lives of women" is correct.

 

[TRA Rotid]

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Women is the plural form of woman.

Lives is the plural form of life.

Thusly, "inner lives of women" is correct.

Not really since it might give the impression that women have many inner lives. As I said, in Estonian, we use the singular-plural one. But if you are sure this is correct I won`t argue... I don`t want to argue.

 

[Tsuyu]

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It all depends on the context. But without knowning the context of which it is used, that one simply looks to make more sense.

 

[James Butts]

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Can you undo the name change, it confuzzles me, I won't make you do it again for at least two months. And if for some reason you can't remember my name was James Butts

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

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^ Yeah! Are you "Staff" Little B*tches and have to do what we say?

Haha. Im Joking.. Sort of.. Well.. Not really.. (Well thats my Signature thing to say)

 

[Angel]

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Questions for the staff -
Why change the names of members at request?
Has it ever been taken into consideration to not?

It doesn't do any damage to the site if members names are changed frequently - it just gets confusing. Especially when someone is on their eighth name and you cannot for the life of you remember who they were originally. We usually keep a tally in the staff area to try and keep track of changes and who they used to be. I've only ever refused a name change once, that I can recall, because it was something unsuitable for a family forum. Either that or the name is already taken and we can't make the change even if we want to. Ideally it would be nice if people could pick a name and be done with it instead of changing it all the time, just for the sake of my tenuous grip on sanity.

Can you undo the name change, it confuzzles me, I won't make you do it again for at least two months. And if for some reason you can't remember my name was James Butts

I can do that for you if you so wish.

^ Yeah! Are you "Staff" Little B*tches and have to do what we say?

Haha. Im Joking.. Sort of.. Well.. Not really.. (Well thats my Signature thing to say)

Nah, I'm just a bitch

 

[Digital 0sm0sis]

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What hurts more ??

A) Being crushed by a 5,000Kg anvil dropped from a 5 story roof... or

B) Having a steam roller press your clothes for you while you wear them.

 

[Angel]

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The steam roller one - because I imagine that would be drawn-out and painful whereas 5,000 kilos right on your head will be pretty much immediate death.

 

[Firis]

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^Yeah................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... Question for the staff: Why can I be completely horrbly hopeless at advanced math such as algebra and calculus but be very good at high school science?