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Wut R Sk3Wlz?
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If you were to die tomorrow, starting when you read this post, what would be your list of things to do, before dying a horrible death?
 

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If you were to die tomorrow, starting when you read this post, what would be your list of things to do, before dying a horrible death?
Meh, I'd just go to sleep for the rest of today and never wake up. If my death is imminent, there's little point in doing much else. I've already made a will so I've got no loose ends to tie up.

Gosh, that's a cheery thought, eh? I'm all set for when I die...o_O
 

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I just have to reply to the last question out of pure logic... You said it was a HORRIBLE death, so what I would do is party it up, get laid and then suicide (Most likely by shooting myself in a public place right after lighting the pipebomb taped to the inside of my shirt... Take a few of these bastards with me...) Why suicide you say? Because a bullet to the temple isn't a HORRIBLE death, only a death.
 

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It is a horrible death if you don't die from it instantly. A lot of suicides by gun aren't instant and you bleed out a good few minutes before actually dying.
 

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^Hmm? True, true... I find suffocation to be as painless as you can get, so Change the shooting to a hanging.
 

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Physical pain? Perhaps.

But mental anguish? Coupled with drowning, suffocation is in my opinion on the top of the list of horrible ways to die.
 

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I have been choked a little in a brawl or two... Wasn't that bad. Maybe im just wierder than I thought I was.
 

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But then you didn't know that you were going to die. If you know for certain that you are going to die, the longer the process of dying equals worse death - in my eyes.

I'd rather have someone chop off my head than choke me, eventhough that is also a horrible death because you "see it coming", so to speak.
 

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You can feel stuff for a few minutes after being decapitated though.

@ Everyone: What would you do if somebody knocked on your door with the means to start a fight with you?
 

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Urahara;296502 said:
You can feel stuff for a few minutes after being decapitated though.

That's pretty much impossible, with the severing of the spinal cord and all. :rolleyes:

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@ Everyone: What would you do if somebody knocked on your door with the means to start a fight with you?

Ask myself: "The mace.... or the axe?"
 

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Well not feel stuff, but there are records from the victorian times and such where a person has been guillotined and when they picked up the head the eyes were moving and it was talking slurred and stuff.

And because I'm only 14, I'd call my sister's boyfriend and his brothers who are meatheads and lock the door until they got there :D
 

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That's just reflexes and stuff. Like when you smack a fly with a newspaper and it still twitches about for a couple of seconds.

Because your neck is split in two when you're decapitated, you become totally paralyzed that split second before death occurs, so you wouldn't feel a thing because your system is "busted".
 

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Ah yeah I guess. The worst way to die would be shallow lacerations and the slashing of nerve endings until you slowly die.
 

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Urahara;296502 said:
@ Everyone: What would you do if somebody knocked on your door with the means to start a fight with you?

Think to myself that its about damn time...
 

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Urahara;296502 said:
@ Everyone: What would you do if somebody knocked on your door with the means to start a fight with you?
Er...how about just not open the door?
 

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Urahara;@ Everyone: What would you do if somebody knocked on your door with the means to start a fight with you?[/QUOTE said:
Open the door, holler loudly "you may not come in here", then shoot them in the face if they come in. That way I am covered under Texas law, lol.
 

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I must have missed something. why are our GT's no longer in the threads?
 

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Because Steve broke the forums....:lol:

Getting them back right now :)
 

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Open the door, holler loudly "you may not come in here", then shoot them in the face if they come in. That way I am covered under Texas law, lol.
What if they thought you were playing hard to get? :wub:
 
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