Ask The Staff 'Anything'

[Tsuyu]

Re: Ask The Staff 'Anything'

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

The answer: The body-weight/volume of Chuck Norris.

 

[Daemon300]

Re: Ask The Staff 'Anything'

That depends entirely on who you wish to bring back...

Is it ScareCrowReturn?

 

[Another Spartan]

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

A wood chuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

 

[Skotekal]

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I got a better question. How much wood would Chuck Liddell chuck if Chuck Liddell could chuck wood?

 

[droded]

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Who am I and what am I doing in your house?

 

[Arseface]

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

 

[Firis]

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Staff, put my mind at ease: Do you talk to your computers occasionaly, or am I jsut insane?

 

[Wolverine]

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

I can answer that.

I did. I went to the future, took an empty cookie jar, went back to this time, put the cookie into the jar from the future, went back to the future, put the cookie back into the original cookie jar (in the future), then ate it.

 

[Zjuggernaut]

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Have any of you tested with any illegal substances at a point in your life time?

 

[Arseface]

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Have any of you kick boxed a Staffy bull terrier?

 

[Wolverine]

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Have any of you kick boxed a Staffy bull terrier?

I tried to once. Never could beat it though. Damn u bambi! (name of the dog)

 

[Arseface]

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^ ahem... There's a reason this thread is called ask the staff anything. You are not staff.

 

[TheJJMax]

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Admins: Can I haz teh +rep ?

 

[Angel]

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Have any of you tested with any illegal substances at a point in your life time?

Do you mean been tested and found to show positive for something? If so, no. If you mean have I taken anything illegal, yes. But it wasn't knowingly or with consent.

Have any of you kick boxed a Staffy bull terrier?

I value my life, so no.

Admins: Can I haz teh +rep ?

What do I get out of it?

 

[Arseface]

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I value my life, so no.

C'mon, I do it all the time with little to no adverse effects. My dog loves it!

 

[Dark Drakan]

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I got a better question. How much wood would Chuck Liddell chuck if Chuck Liddell could chuck wood?

Probably about 9 pieces and then get fatigued and have a sit down.

Who am I and what am I doing in your house?

No idea but the beer fridge is empty.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

I did and it was good. Now go get more.

Staff, put my mind at ease: Do you talk to your computers occasionaly, or am I jsut insane?

Only when they dont work properly.

Have any of you tested with any illegal substances at a point in your life time?

Nope I was always tested when younger as I boxed although people always seem to assume that I have based on my love for alcohol as if they both go hand in hand.

Have any of you kick boxed a Staffy bull terrier?

Ive kicked one by accident if that counts.

Admins: Can I haz teh +rep ?

Earn it then yes.

 

[Walker]

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Droded, why do I instantly believe that you have separate fridges for beer and for everything else?

 

[Arseface]

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Why am I so thirsty right now?

 

[Walker]

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Because Droded is awesome.

Or maybe Drakan is contagious.

Or Drakan snuck into your house and made off with all of your drinkables, alcoholic or not.

Because I'm an evil member who answers questions to the staph.

 

[Noctus]

Re: Ask The Staff 'Anything'

Dear staff members:

HALT​

YOU ARE BEING INFILTRATED BY DARKENEDSOUL​

Greetings, o' wonderful forum owners. Your forum is mine.​

You can either:​

1. Give me rep
2. Give me a moderator position
3. £3.52 in EXACT cash.
4. Give me an igloo.​

You have 24hrs.​