Ask The Staff 'Anything'

[TRA Rotid]

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Although I think you should change "huge" to "big" as it would be a nice reference.

 

[Angel]

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Alaga and Avaga are not too difficult to learn if anyone wants a new language that won't upset everyone with debates about its complexity. Of course, they are complete gibberish and based on the English language but with "alag" or"avag" (hard G before anyone gets silly) inserted inbetween every syllable. Looky:

I like chicken sandwiches
becomes
Ilagi lalagike chilagickalagen salagandwilagichilages
or
Ivagi lavigike chivagickavagen savagandwivagichivages

Simples

*goes to lie down with epic headache*

 

[Gikoku]

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Ilagi lalagike chilagickalagen salagandwilagichilages

You may very well be the next big Hip-Hop star with those lyrics, Sharon. :noexpression:

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

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You may very well be the next big Hip-Hop star with those lyrics, Sharon. :noexpression:

what do you think of the rap name half-pound?
it's worth more than 50 cent, and it's the weight that many women in my country strive for.

@all staff: which one of you stole my milk, come on and own up! i can't eat me cereal :'(

 

[droded]

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@all staff: which one of you stole my milk, come on and own up! i can't eat me cereal :'(

Avast ye! I have the opposite problem - I've got all this milk but someone has stolen my cereal!

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

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Avast ye! I have the opposite problem - I've got all this milk but someone has stolen my cereal!

woe is me! within such a cold, breakfastless, world we reside.

 

[Angel]

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You may very well be the next big Hip-Hop star with those lyrics, Sharon. :noexpression:

By all that is holy I really hope not...

@all staff: which one of you stole my milk, come on and own up! i can't eat me cereal :'(

Wasn't me - I ate Oreos for breakfast.

 

[Angel]

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So, er, just how much money are we talking here...?

 

[Firis]

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What is your shoe size and your quest?

 

[Angel]

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What is your shoe size and your quest?

Huh? What do you mean?

 

[Angel]

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@Staff: You're about to embark on a life-changing adventure that will require you to slay demons and monsters and vanquish evil from a sacred land. Do you take with you a...

1.) slingshot;
2.) wooden sword;
3.) rabid dog;
4.) mentally unbalanced imp child; or
5.) short stick that glows on occasion?

Please note that for the sake of this scenario, you can only take one, you must take one, and you cannot decide to simply not embark on this epic quest.

Short stick that glows - it's a weapon, a distraction and something to amuse me. I like pretty lights.

 

[Firis]

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@Angel, the question is simple: What is your shoe size, and what is your quest (Goal, journey, adventure, exc)

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

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So, er, just how much money are we talking here...?

but were they... fried oreos? :w00t:

 

[Angel]

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@Angel, the question is simple: What is your shoe size, and what is your quest (Goal, journey, adventure, exc)

I got the shoe size bit but the quest threw me somewhat. Er, well my shoe size is 5 (whatever that is in American) and my goal in life is to kill the dog without ever being held accountable for it.

but were they... fried oreos? :w00t:

Never heard of them but now I wants them!

 

[Firis]

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my goal in life is to kill the dog without ever being held accountable for it.

:O *cries*

 

[Angel]

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:O *cries*

Seriously, you have not met our dog. She ought to be dead by now. She only lives out of sheer spite and malice. The only thing holding her together is the essence of evil found only in the deepest pit of hell.

And she smells. Bad.

 

[Dark Drakan]

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What is your shoe size and your quest?

9 sometimes a 10 and my quest is to live every day as if it were my last. Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today as the canvas print infront of me says.

@Staff: You're about to embark on a life-changing adventure that will require you to slay demons and monsters and vanquish evil from a sacred land. Do you take with you a...

1.) slingshot;
2.) wooden sword;
3.) rabid dog;
4.) mentally unbalanced imp child; or
5.) short stick that glows on occasion?

Please note that for the sake of this scenario, you can only take one, you must take one, and you cannot decide to simply not embark on this epic quest.

Only part that threw me was that, id be more likely to be adding to the chaos and insanity than vanquishing anything. Though for the sake of answering the question i will say the mentally unbalanced imp child, mainly for my own amusement at the thought of it.

 

[Noctus]

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@Staff: Where did Waldo get to?

He stole my f***ing hat.

 

[Dark Drakan]

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@Staff: Where did Waldo get to?

He stole my f***ing hat.

 

[Angel]

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Though for the sake of answering the question i will say the mentally unbalanced imp child, mainly for my own amusement at the thought of it.

I've got two if you want to borrow one - take Jake, actually. He sucks his trousers which gives away his mental state immediately.

@Staff: Where did Waldo get to?

He stole my f***ing hat.

Well, we have Wally here so can't help you.