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[Noctus]

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Tell the creepy bondage fat man that he can do what he likes with Waldo, but he has to give me back my hat.

Thank you sir, you've done your country a good service.



Okay, only ME a good service. But isn't that important enough for you??

No?

Oh.

Woo rambling.

 

[Shirosaki]

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9 sometimes a 10 and my quest is to live every day as if it were my last. Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today as the canvas print infront of me says.

Carpe Diem?

Who would win in a 3-way fight, a moderately powerful rock Pokémon such as geodude, a standard vampire or a standard werewolf.

 

[Gikoku]

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Who would win in a 3-way fight, a moderately powerful rock Pokémon such as geodude, a standard vampire or a standard werewolf.

Geodude, are you aware of what's it like to get whacked in the head with a boulder, let alone a fist made out of rock?

 

[Walker]

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Carpe Diem?

Who would win in a 3-way fight, a moderately powerful rock Pokémon such as geodude, a standard vampire or a standard werewolf.

What's a "standard" vampire? Bram Stoker? Knockoff B-movie Bram Stoker? Any of the sixty billion myths? Same question for werewolves, only there's no Bram Stoker analog.

C'mon, many, specify your hypotheticals.

And it's always been my theory that that bit of latin refers to "day of fish." I will continue to proclaim that until my dying day.

 

[Angel]

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Carpe Diem?

Who would win in a 3-way fight, a moderately powerful rock Pokémon such as geodude, a standard vampire or a standard werewolf.

What in the world is a geodude? Sounds like some sort of geek STI to me...

I'll just reply with the all-powerful yet childish response of "Your mom" instead.

 

[Shirosaki]

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What's a "standard" vampire? Bram Stoker? Knockoff B-movie Bram Stoker? Any of the sixty billion myths? Same question for werewolves, only there's no Bram Stoker analog.

C'mon, many, specify your hypotheticals.

And it's always been my theory that that bit of latin refers to "day of fish." I will continue to proclaim that until my dying day.

A standard vampire as in a vampire, and a standard werewolf as in a werewolf. We're not writing essays here.

What in the world is a geodude? Sounds like some sort of geek STI to me...

I'll just reply with the all-powerful yet childish response of "Your mom" instead.

Touché, must be after your time grandma :sly:

 

[Angel]

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Now see here sonny...:lol:

By the time Pokemon got really big, I was already in college and completely oblivious to the whole thing. It was just some annoying cartoon on Saturday morning TV to me...Steve was a big fan though. Sad case...

 

[droded]

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Steve was a big fan though. Sad case...

Steve once again proves he is the coolest kid on the block.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

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Now see here sonny...:lol:

By the time Pokemon got really big, I was already in college and completely oblivious to the whole thing. It was just some annoying cartoon on Saturday morning TV to me...Steve was a big fan though. Sad case...

aww college sweethearts? :wub:

 

[Arseface]

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Now see here sonny...:lol:

By the time Pokemon got really big, I was already in college and completely oblivious to the whole thing. It was just some annoying cartoon on Saturday morning TV to me...Steve was a big fan though. Sad case...

Hey, just because the cartoon was (is) a crappy kids show, doesn't mean the games are crap. The games are awesome. I still play them, albeit on my iPhone.

 

[Walker]

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Okay, then, I'll go and respond even though I'm not staff. My "standard" vampire being the kind that needs to have its head chopped off and stuffed with whatever, possibly garlic, before it stays dead, and so it would win because geodude has no garlic or choppy-bits.

And it's always been my theory that that bit of latin refers to "day of fish." I will continue to proclaim that until my dying day.

Wait, that's Italian, isn't it?

 

[Arseface]

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Okay, then, I'll go and respond even though I'm not staff. My "standard" vampire being the kind that needs to have its head chopped off and stuffed with whatever, possibly garlic, before it stays dead, and so it would win because geodude has no garlic or choppy-bits.

No, Geodude would win because the Vampire wouldn't be able to do anything to him, what with him being a rock and all. Geodude has super strength, so he'd probably be able to rip the vampire apart. Of course the vampire could always turn into a bat and run away, but I'd imagine that would count as a forfeit (did I spell that right?).

 

[Walker]

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Ah-ha, but I've decided that my standard vampire is the one with mind control. Now he has a new pet!

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

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Ah-ha, but I've decided that my standard vampire is the one with mind control. Now he has a new pet!

there is one failsafe cure for that...

 

[Arseface]

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Ah-ha, but I've decided that my standard vampire is the one with mind control. Now he has a new pet!

It's super effective!





:ninja:

 

[droded]

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Geodude is a badass, it's completely resistant to any physical attacks one may use against him.

He can throw boulders, cause earthquakes and even muthadrodeding dig underground. As he is indistinguishable from any other rock out there when hiding in the ground, surprise attacks would be a huge threat.

He can learn moves like Fire Blast or Lightning Punch meaning Vamires or werewolves are at a significant disadvantage. Even if one of them managed to get the better of Geodude, he would just screw them over in the end and cause an explosion.

Geodude is not one to be underestimated.

(And as Gikoku said before me, getting smacked in the face with a boulder is painful enough as it is)

 

[Arseface]

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Amateur. Most psychic types have complete resistance to fighting types, and Geodude has no resistances to psychic types. Vampire would win.

@Staff, amirite or amirite?

Who said the vampire was psychic?

 

[Arseface]

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Walker did:That's a psychic move. But since vampires aren't Pokemon, we have to judge by Pokemon standards. For example, Alakazam is of the psychic type, is resistant to fighting techniques and has mind control.

Since when does Walker decide who's psychic and who's not? Classical vampires are not psychic. All they've got going for them is the blood sucking thing which could be leech life, which doesn't effect anything very much. You could make an argument for giga drain, but again, doesn't effect rock Pokemon terribly.

 

[droded]

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Amateur. Most psychic types have complete resistance to fighting types, and Geodude has no resistances to psychic types. Vampire would win.

@Staff, amirite or amirite?

Silly John, Geodude is a Rock/Ground type not a Fighting type.

In fact, he can only learn 4 Fighing type attacks.

 

[Arseface]

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WHY DIDN'T I SEE THAT