Ask The Staff 'Anything'

[Walker]

Re: Ask The Staff 'Anything'

I said, "ah, 'interesting,'" not "interesting." Meaningful pause there, no? Okay, so I act like an eight-year-old (sorry Droded).

 

[Tyloric]

Re: Ask The Staff 'Anything'

Men: what is the size of your penis?

Oh yeah, I went there.

 

[Firis]

Re: Ask The Staff 'Anything'

7 Inches, modest, slightly above average (Isn't it?) But I don't claim to be King Kong.

 

[Skotekal]

Re: Ask The Staff 'Anything'

To be honest, I've never been curious enough to actually find a ruler and measure it. :lol:

 

[Dark Drakan]

Re: Ask The Staff 'Anything'

@Staff of all kinds - What would you do if you woke up to find you legs were no longer there?

More Xbox time as i no longer have to move.

Tell me, O Wise and Most Socially Expert Staff (yeah, right) is it a bad sign that I'm completely incapable of telling the difference between people just being sociable and being, ah, 'interested' in me?

Can happen with some people, especially close friends.

Men: what is the size of your penis?

Oh yeah, I went there.

My girlfriend spends more time looking at it than i do but shes overly complimentary. I choose to take the same stance as the 'you should never ask a woman her age' philosophy and leave it in mystery. Im more than happy with it though. :ninja:

@Staff: I may or may not happen to know, and I won't say that I do or don't know for sure, that my ex-girlfriend's foot is slightly smaller than, well, my manly man bits. Now, what is the first implication that jumps to mind?

Why it is that your thinking of your ex-girlfriends foot and your manly bits. Unless it was a swift and 'hard' break up and that was the last thing of hers that got close to them.

 

[Angel]

Re: Ask The Staff 'Anything'

@Staff of all kinds - What would you do if you woke up to find you legs were no longer there?

Shrug, roll over and go back to sleep.

Tell me, O Wise and Most Socially Expert Staff (yeah, right) is it a bad sign that I'm completely incapable of telling the difference between people just being sociable and being, ah, 'interested' in me?

No, I don't think so - unless you hit on the wrong person. And then it's just plain embarrassing for all parties. Especially you.

Though I'm not staff, I'll throw out an answer that leads to a new question for the staff.

@Staff: I may or may not happen to know, and I won't say that I do or don't know for sure, that my ex-girlfriend's foot is slightly smaller than, well, my manly man bits. Now, what is the first implication that jumps to mind?

You ex has freakishly enormous feet? Like, "I need special shoes, they're that big" sort of size?

Thought I'd make you feel better...for all I know she's got child-sized feet and you're horribly embarrassed. Could be either

And I know I'm not a bloke, but my penis is obviously MASSIVE.

 

[droded]

Re: Ask The Staff 'Anything'

Well, no, but she did have pretty big feet for a woman. I think they'd be about a size 42 in the UK, I think?

11 inches? That's pretty ridiculous, your ex had clown feet.

 

[Dentie]

Re: Ask The Staff 'Anything'

What you gonna do when they come for you?

 

[Arseface]

Re: Ask The Staff 'Anything'

How long do you reckon your penis would have to be before it just became inconvenient.

I'm going to say seven inches.

 

[Arseface]

Re: Ask The Staff 'Anything'

Yeah, the most sensetive part of the vagina is the first few inches or so, after that there's basically no point. Girth definitely > length.

 

[Gikoku]

Re: Ask The Staff 'Anything'

Yeah, the most sensetive part of the vagina is the first few inches or so, after that there's basically no point. Girth definitely > length.

Not so fast man, I'd like to see a man pleasure a woman with a thick 1-inch penis.

Lord help the guy when the time for thrusting commences, she'll probably have to smother the head with her vagina and move around to get something going.

 

[fortunitos@gmail.com]

Re: Ask The Staff 'Anything'

watch free movie here: *Snip Snip*
:wub:

 

[Gikoku]

Re: Ask The Staff 'Anything'

watch free movie here: *Snip Snip*
:wub:

Of what, your thick 1-inch penis?

 

[Walker]

Re: Ask The Staff 'Anything'

Do you all see the one person NOT involved in this discussion? It's a glaring and most alarming omission.

No, I don't think so - unless you hit on the wrong person. And then it's just plain embarrassing for all parties. Especially you.

And I know I'm not a bloke, but my penis is obviously MASSIVE.

And therein lies the problem.

Also, my sister says the same thing. Only she just says it's her clit that's massive.

Just taking a trip off topic here (it would be sort of on topic, except I'm not staff):

Spoiler

I'm going to say that seven is unnecessarily long, but not necessarily a major pain in anyone's crotch. But that's not what I'm going to tell my son. Also, I dragged out one of my old posts on this very subject:And then Angel said something about girth being more important than length, which I would agree with.

SMBC is pretty ****ty, but highly amusing sometimes. Congratulations.

Wait, you mean my ****'s supposed to be longer than an inch? Well, now I just feel inadequate.

EDIT: THANK YOU GIKOKU.

 

[Arseface]

Re: Ask The Staff 'Anything'

Not so fast man, I'd like to see a man pleasure a woman with a thick 1-inch penis.

Lord help the guy when the time for thrusting commences, she'll probably have to smother the head with her vagina and move around to get something going.

I'm not saying that length doesn't matter at all, I'm just saying it's better to be short (but still workable, obviously) and thick than long and skinny. How many women use knitting needles as dildos?

Ok, so this is getting pretty descriptive....

Do you all see the one person NOT involved in this discussion? It's a glaring and most alarming omission.

It is quite peculiar, isn't it? Maybe he's out somewhere....

 

[Firis]

Re: Ask The Staff 'Anything'

Penis talk left behind, @Staff, Peat and Repeat are on a bridge, Peat jumps off, who is left?

 

[Arseface]

Re: Ask The Staff 'Anything'

Distracted is a funny word. Does anybody ever get tracted?

 

[Gikoku]

Re: Ask The Staff 'Anything'

I'm not saying that length doesn't matter at all, I'm just saying it's better to be short (but still workable, obviously) and thick than long and skinny. How many women use knitting needles as dildos?

Ok, so this is getting pretty descriptive....

Well, I've never heard of a woman making a doily out of her vagina... but I've seen women use Sharpie markers as dildos and apparently enjoy it.

 

[Arseface]

Re: Ask The Staff 'Anything'

But they were thinking of something a lot thicker... Trust me.

 

[Dentie]

Re: Ask The Staff 'Anything'

Smash in their heads with bricks?

Good enough