Ask The Staff 'Anything'

[Tsuyu]

Re: Ask The Staff 'Anything'

Well, I've never heard of a woman making a doily out of her vagina... but I've seen women use Sharpie markers as dildos and apparently enjoy it.

Porn doesn't count when it comes to female sexuality

 

[Gikoku]

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Porn doesn't count when it comes to female sexuality

I wasn't referring to pornography.

 

[HobbeBrain]

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@ All Staff - what is the definition of 'Douchebag'?

Yes. I actually don't know what it means.

 

[Gikoku]

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@ All Staff - what is the definition of 'Douchebag'?

Yes. I actually don't know what it means.

It's a piece of equipment used for douching, and a douche is a device used for cleaning the vagina.

A douchebag is someone who is bigger than an asshole and a jerk, but maybe not so much more than a dickhead.

Dickheads, Jerks, Assholes, ****s, and Douchebags... sounds like something I wouldn't mind watching.

 

[droded]

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I'll just leave this here...

 

[Firis]

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Judging by that chart, I have a needle thin member Only two inches wide :'(

 

[Arseface]

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Judging by that chart, I have a needle thin member Only two inches wide :'(

It's circumference, not diametre. There is still hope for you yet!

 

[Firis]

Re: Ask The Staff 'Anything'

I read that wrong... :hmm:

Maybe.

 

[Evan]

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Hey staff, why don't you make it so that threads automatically close after like 2 months of no posting on it to prevent necromantic spells from being performed?

O ya, and do you or a relative own any pigs or gazelles? If so, how many and why?

 

[Skotekal]

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I'm not staff, but because some threads are ongoing and have no penalties for necroing. And there shouldn't be a need.

 

[Jasontated]

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When will i die?

 

[Dark Drakan]

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Hey staff, why don't you make it so that threads automatically close after like 2 months of no posting on it to prevent necromantic spells from being performed?

O ya, and do you or a relative own any pigs or gazelles? If so, how many and why?

There are some threads that can continue to be updated when news comes out etc and others when new information is known. Also it would require adding a plug-in to our vBulletin and Steve tries to keep that to a minimum to help with the optimisation of the forum.

No family member owns any pigs or gazelles. Some horses but not pigs and gazelles. =]

When will i die?

When you stop breathing...

 

[Angel]

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Hey staff, why don't you make it so that threads automatically close after like 2 months of no posting on it to prevent necromantic spells from being performed?

O ya, and do you or a relative own any pigs or gazelles? If so, how many and why?

What Drakan said - more or less.

And sadly no, to the second question. Our leasehold to our house clearly states we are not permitted to keep livestock of any kind. Or pigeons, for that matter.

When will i die?

When we are quite finished with you :devil:

 

[HobbeBrain]

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Almighty Staffonian Overlords:

What does it mean to 'Bump' a thread?

 

[Tsuyu]

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By replying to a thread you 'bump' it up to the top of the Get New Posts-list.

 

[Firis]

Re: Ask The Staff 'Anything'

Oh great staff................................................................................... How are you?
Oh great staff................................................................................... Does the Progressive girl annoy you too?
Oh great staff................................................................................... Roses are red, violets are blue... I don't care.

 

[Purple Nurple]

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Hey staff - what is the type of acid that actually makes you fly?

 

[Angel]

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Oh great staff................................................................................... How are you?
Oh great staff................................................................................... Does the Progressive girl annoy you too?
Oh great staff................................................................................... Roses are red, violets are blue... I don't care.

Er...what?

Hey staff - what is the type of acid that actually makes you fly?

The type I keep in a locked cabinet at the bottom of the sea surrounded by monsters and really angry starfish.

 

[Noctus]

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really angry starfish.

Stop making us out to be angry to scare people off, Angel. All we do is crawl and drift. It's the way to be.

 

[HobbeBrain]

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Stop making us out to be angry to scare people off, Angel. All we do is crawl and drift. It's the way to be.

Angel, how the hell can DarkenedSoul type if he's a starfish?