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[Firis]

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^5'o Clock Shadow or Stubble?

@Gikoku, while people are throwing you lyrics: God of fire bring your light
Forger of sun help me now
Guardian of the shore will sleep in your warmth
Lull the folk of cold water
Banish the serpents of the dark
To the river let me go, and fetch my son away


@all staff: Why must I construct additional Pylons? :'(

@Tsuyu, you still haven't listed a Fetish.

 

[Gikoku]

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Is there a word in English for a few days beard. You know, the one that's not really beard yet, but like sandpaper.

Five O'clock shadow or a Stubble.

EDIT: Firis beat me to it.

@ Gikoku: Every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one, who will dance on the floor, in the round. I had to.

I suggest you take my strong advice... ALWAYS, think twice (Do think twiiiice!).

@ Staff: One night, a Wizard comes to you. He tells you he's going to make you the main character in an existing game. Meaning if you want to be put in Fallout 3, you will be the Lone Wanderer. You can go anywhere you want. Like, say, Dragon Age: Origins, you can now go to Orleis. It will be almost exactly as the game you're going to be put in, except that when you're shot you see a health bar go down instead of being killed, and you can pause, save, load and all of that stuff, but you can also talk just like in real life, and the people in the game will act like REAL people, you're able to talk to them freely just like in real life, you can even have teh secksy tiem with them.
And now, the big question...

Which game do you choose?

I personally am tied between Fallout 3, Dragon Age: Origins, and World of Warcraft.

I was thinking Sexy Beach 3, but there's not much to it other than shagging creepy-eyed women.

I'd likely die all the time in Fallout 3 and I hate Guais, Cyrodiil is a peaceful choice but then you've got the gates of Oblivion.

Sims 3 then, just like real life but with more humor, peace, and easy sex.

@Gikoku, while people are throwing you lyrics: God of fire bring your light
Forger of sun help me now
Guardian of the shore will sleep in your warmth
Lull the folk of cold water
Banish the serpents of the dark
To the river let me go, and fetch my son away

Clearly your strength is not enough and your powers have failed you. I suggest you seek help from the heavens and beg for the thunder's force to forge an almighty tool, a magic rake perhaps?

 

[Firis]

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Is it dangerous to go alone, even with said Rake?

 

[Gikoku]

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Is it dangerous to go alone, even with said Rake?

Yes, but fear not. The sun will be on your side (or so the spirits have told me) and no cold troops shall stand in your way.

 

[Firis]

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Then may Odin bless my shield with strength, and my nets with bounty for the long journey ahead.

 

[Hermit]

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I was thinking Sexy Beach 3, but there's not much to it other than shagging creepy-eyed women.

I'd likely die all the time in Fallout 3 and I hate Guais, Cyrodiil is a peaceful choice but then you've got the gates of Oblivion.

Sims 3 then, just like real life but with more humor, peace, and easy sex.

Edit: Messed up the quote, too lazy to fix it.
Well, I kinda meant that as you level up the same process occurs. Also, damage works the same way, so as long as you're wearing ebony armor or something you can take a hit from mehrunes dagon and be fine.

 

[HobbeBrain]

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Any Staff who have seen both Cloverfield and a Godzilla movie (not the American remake): Who would win in a fight, Cloverfield or Godzilla?

 

[Gikoku]

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Edit: Messed up the quote, too lazy to fix it.
Well, I kinda meant that as you level up the same process occurs. Also, damage works the same way, so as long as you're wearing ebony armor or something you can take a hit from mehrunes dagon and be fine.

Hmm, in that case... tough choice. The Imperial Guard may harass me to no end (unless we became best friends), so I'll probably stick with Sims 3, but I have a question.

.. What happens if the game crashes?

Any Staff who have seen both Cloverfield and a Godzilla movie (not the American remake): Who would win in a fight, Cloverfield or Godzilla?

Gojira, really I can't come up with a clever reason as to why, but, Gojira.

 

[Hermit]

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Hmm, in that case... tough choice. The Imperial Guard may harass me to no end (unless we became best friends), so I'll probably stick with Sims 3, but I have a question.

.. What happens if the game crashes?

It's not being played on a console, it's life.
Life doesn't crash.




...Does it?

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

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dear staff,
i'm stuck in a deep pit and there's a rope at the top. would you mind tossing it down for me?

regards,
cheez

 

[droded]

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Dear Staff,
A couple hours ago when I was wandering through the woods I found this really deep hole in the ground. Suddenly, an especially long and thin snake attacked me from behind. Fortunately I somehow managed asphyxiate it long enough for it to fall into a deep sleep and I decided to just leave it in a neat pile by the side of the pit.
If you're ever in need of an unconscious snake, you know where to go.

Regards,
droded

 

[Hermit]

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Dear Staff,
A couple hours ago when I was wandering through the woods I found this really deep hole in the ground. Suddenly, an especially long and thin snake attacked me from behind. Fortunately I somehow managed asphyxiate it long enough for it to fall into a deep sleep and I decided to just leave it in a neat pile by the side of the pit.
If you're ever in need of an unconscious snake, you know where to go.

Regards,
droded

I...

You...

What!?

@ Staff: Do you believe you can fly?

 

[Gikoku]

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It's not being played on a console, it's life.
Life doesn't crash.




...Does it?

Well, when you do drugs.

dear staff,
i'm stuck in a deep pit and there's a rope at the top. would you mind tossing it down for me?

regards,
cheez

Dear staff,
I went for a walk and stumbled across a deep pit. Next to the pit, there was a rather long rope. I took the rope because you never know when you might need a good rope on hand, and I started to wonder about all the things I could do with it. Would you have any suggestions?

Regards,
JohnDoe

Lasso it to a tree branch and swing over the pit, don't fall, and complete the rest of the level...

Dear Staff,
A couple hours ago when I was wandering through the woods I found this really deep hole in the ground. Suddenly, an especially long and thin snake attacked me from behind. Fortunately I somehow managed asphyxiate it long enough for it to fall into a deep sleep and I decided to just leave it in a neat pile by the side of the pit.
If you're ever in need of an unconscious snake, you know where to go.

Regards,
droded

... watch out for snakes as well, John.

@ Staff: Do you believe you can fly?

Yes, and I believe I can touch the sky.

 

[Firis]

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@Staff What is that? What the F is that?!

 

[HobbeBrain]

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Dear Staff,

One day I was out walking and I found a long, thin snake by a big hole. Knowing that Cheez would love a snake, I took it to his house, but he wasn't in, so I left it on the doorstep. Tell him it's there for him if you see him

Regards, HobbeBrain.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

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what does the + sign next to peoples names mean? (as seen on the whos online list at the bottom of the forum index)

 

[droded]

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what does the + sign next to peoples names mean? (as seen on the whos online list at the bottom of the forum index)

It means that particular member with the '+' is on your buddy list.

 

[Skotekal]

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It means that particular member with the '+' is on your buddy list.

I swear to God I was sitting on the forum index just looking at the members online to figure out what this was. And finally I realized that all the members with +'s next to them were my friends. I was so embarassed.

 

[Firis]

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@Staff: Do you worry at night that the forums will fall into mayhem and chaos and flames while you sleep soundly?

Now they will, haha


@Staff:
Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning--little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door--
Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his chamber door,... See more
With such name as "Nevermore."

 

[Tsuyu]

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'Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!'