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Gikoku Harakami;391579 said:
Because Snoop Doggy-Doo Doo, Ludacris, 50 Cent, and Soulja-Boy promises you will get fine hoochie mamas when displaying their music ... D n' B doesn't promise that.

Here it's rather trance and hardstyle, coupled with a loud clattering of the boot.
 
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Firis;391578 said:
@Staff, why don't I hear and double bass drums/DnB coming through the bass on those obnoxious cars going down my street? I think that would be eviler.

Because mainstream DnB is reserved for clubs, and ambient DnB is reserved for sheds and marijuana. But then again, you do get people blaring out ragga/jungle which is pretty close to DnB.
 
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Diablo;391746 said:
@ Gikoku: Billie Jean is not my lover, she's just a girl who says that I am the one. What do I do?

Tell her the kid is not your son!
 
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Can you perm remove the rep and add a Thank You button?
 
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Question for Tsuyu:

If you could eliminate one character from any Anime with Thor's mighty hammer, who would it be?
 
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@ Gikoku: She showed me a photo, my girlfriend cried, cause the babie's eyes were like mine (oh no).

@ Dark Drakan: Thank you, Master.

@ Angel: I tried it on some Germans. They understood me. Wtf?

@ All Staff: I'm secretly Link from Ocarina of Time. Thoughts?
 
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Gikoku: why would Tsuyu need to use Thor's hammer when he has his own long, hard banhammer?

Unless... the almighty banhammer is secretly Thor's hammer, and that is the source of Tsuyu's power? If so, I have serious concerns leading to a desire to leave the country.

Which doesn't make much sense, since Tsuyu is already IN another country, but I'm sure it'd make me feel better anyway.
 
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Gikoku Harakami;392112 said:
Question for Tsuyu:

If you could eliminate one character from any Anime with Thor's mighty hammer, who would it be?

The Goooooooldeeeeen Caaaanoooonn Baaaaaalll-guy in Bleach.

'Eff' him right in the butt.

His apperance marked the decline of the show. Or something, he's annoying anyhow.
 
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@All, I am practicing Black Metal vocals (Like Shagrath or Gorgoroth) tips?


@Staff, I am leaving for three days tomorrow, no electronics, I bought some random fantasy book, Lord of the rings and a Lovecraft collection, there is nothing to do or needed to be done except read and nap, shall I have fun?
 
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Tsuyu;392214 said:
The Goooooooldeeeeen Caaaanoooonn Baaaaaalll-guy in Bleach.

'Eff' him right in the butt.

His apperance marked the decline of the show. Or something, he's annoying anyhow.

Golden Cannon ball?

After googling, I found out you meant Don Kanonji. He's not so bad, he's only in a handful of filler episodes.

Firis;392215 said:
@All, I am practicing Black Metal vocals, tips?

Don't.
 
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Firis;392215 said:
@All, I am practicing Black Metal vocals (Like Shagrath or Gorgoroth) tips?

Smokes 'n Jack Daniels.

Firis;392215 said:
@Staff, I am leaving for three days tomorrow, no electronics, I bought some random fantasy book, Lord of the rings and a Lovecraft collection, there is nothing to do or needed to be done except read and nap, shall I have fun?

No. You will go insane when faced with the eldritch horrors from the beyond the stars. To learn the horrible cosmic truth about human existance and it's futility is truly maddening.

iá Cthulhu! iá Dagon!
 
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Tsuyu bein scary up in the hood.


@Staff, MANDATORY question: What is the creepiest Sensual/Sexual Fetish that you know of... That YOU enjoy?
 
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Shutup. Tsuyu, you're not allowed to answer that one.

So, here's a question: anyone here read a book called Cryptonmicon?

Incredibly pretentious, obscenely long-winded, yet highly entertaining.
 
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Anything ending with -nomicon is pretty much win in my book.



.... I'll answer that other question once I'm off from work.
 
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Diablo;392116 said:
@ Gikoku: She showed me a photo, my girlfriend cried, cause the babie's eyes were like mine (oh no).

People always told you to be careful of what you do, and who you love. You shouldn't have danced till three!!

Firis;392215 said:
@All, I am practicing Black Metal vocals (Like Shagrath or Gorgoroth) tips?

Lesson #1
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Firis;392220 said:
@Staff, MANDATORY question: What is the creepiest Sensual/Sexual Fetish that you know of... That YOU enjoy?

Well, I would like to have sex with a 60-year old woman in a bathtub of chicken fat, so I'll get back to you in about 40 years on that one.

But...

A harem of Japanese, Korean, and Chinese women (along with my wife) covered in body oil and various dairy desserts. One of these women will likely vomit all over themselves so I'll have to go with the flow (no pun intended) and deal with it. Transsexual Girls will eventually join in and **** ** *** **** ***** ***** ********** ******* ** ******** which would be awfully messy. I don't know if there will be enough room when the BBWs arrive but to be lost in the folds of flab & hippo thighs would be fun. Eventually my wife will be hanging from the ceiling fan with a harness, twirling around naked with oil, ice cream, and other liquids dripping everywhere.

There's more to it, but that's what I would enjoy anyway.
 
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Gikoku Harakami;392310 said:
But...

A harem of Japanese, Korean, and Chinese women (along with my wife) covered in body oil and various dairy desserts. One of these women will likely vomit all over themselves so I'll have to go with the flow (no pun intended) and deal with it. Transsexual Girls will eventually join in and **** ** *** **** ***** ***** ********** ******* ** ******** which would be awfully messy. I don't know if there will be enough room when the BBWs arrive but to be lost in the folds of flab & hippo thighs would be fun. Eventually my wife will be hanging from the ceiling fan with a harness, twirling around naked with oil, ice cream, and other liquids dripping everywhere.

There's more to it, but that's what I would enjoy anyway.


Asian women covered in dessert? Trannies? You replaced Tsuyu as my Demigod. Unless he returns with a better truth.
 
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Firis;392220 said:
@Staff, MANDATORY question: What is the creepiest Sensual/Sexual Fetish that you know of... That YOU enjoy?

Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

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That's hardly sexy. Meh. Just.... messy. And vomit? Ugh...
 
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I can see in 50 years, the norm will be virtual vomit tentacle rape beasts, and missionary will be taboo.
 
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Tsuyu;392321 said:
That's hardly sexy. Meh. Just.... messy. And vomit? Ugh...

If a sex orgy is not sex, what would you call it?

Firis said:
I can see in 50 years, the norm will be virtual vomit tentacle rape beasts, and missionary will be taboo.

That's pretty much Japan right now.
 
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