Ask The Staff 'Anything'

[Angel]

Dear Staff:

I am tumbling through the air at over 100mph having accidently fallen out of a plane I would be grateful if you could push a trampoline materess or other soft object under me to break me fall cheers thanks bye.

My son is pretty fat and squashy. Will he do?

 

[HobbeBrain]

My son is pretty fat and squashy. Will he do?

He would probably do, assuming you don't mind the probable death of your son. Luckily the force at which I am speeding through the air with also ground him into the ground and bury him for you.

Still falling though, so make it quick.

Oh look, the thermoshpere.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

dear staff, i'm at a cross roads.
should i stay or should i go?
cause if i go there will be trouble, but if i stay it will be double.
so come on and let me know, should i stay or should i go?

 

[D3m190d]

Dear ProjectEgo forums Moderation and System-Control Organization; How, and/or in what particular way is that what is amongst your interests connected to the speaking and writing of a more sophisticated form of literature?

 

[Tsuyu]

Dear ProjectEgo forums Moderation and System-Control Organization; How, and/or in what particular way is that what is amongst your interests connected to the speaking and writing of a more sophisticated form of literature?

When I'm feeling rather adventurous I read the articles in the dirty magazines I buy.

 

[D3m190d]

When I'm feeling rather adventurous I read the articles in the dirty magazines I buy.

Well, isn't that a rather pleasuring piece of information to hear? Or should I express saying ''to read'', which is a more appropriate way to make clear that a person has understood a message, since this is a visually-, and not an audio-driven discussion site.
Anyway, as I seem steer away from the main focus here, I will conclude this post in stating that I appreciate your answer, and the relatively short time-span in which my question is answered.

 

[Dark Drakan]

Dear ProjectEgo forums Moderation and System-Control Organization; How, and/or in what particular way is that what is amongst your interests connected to the speaking and writing of a more sophisticated form of literature?

Well, isn't that a rather pleasuring piece of information to hear? Or should I express saying ''to read'', which is a more appropriate way to make clear that a person has understood a message, since this is a visually-, and not an audio-driven discussion site.
Anyway, as I seem steer away from the main focus here, I will conclude this post in stating that I appreciate your answer, and the relatively short time-span in which my question is answered.

Have you been listening to a lot of Russell Brand interviews?

 

[D3m190d]

Have you been listening to a lot of Russell Brand interviews?

LOL, WHO DAT GUY?

 

[Dark Drakan]

LOL, WHO DAT GUY?

Russell Brand

He speaks like that all the time.

 

[Angel]

He would probably do, assuming you don't mind the probable death of your son. Luckily the force at which I am speeding through the air with also ground him into the ground and bury him for you.

Still falling though, so make it quick.

Oh look, the thermoshpere.

Well, can you hang on until the morning, around 8am-ish? He's on bed now and it would be a shame to wake him.

dear staff, i'm at a cross roads.
should i stay or should i go?
cause if i go there will be trouble, but if i stay it will be double.
so come on and let me know, should i stay or should i go?

Not a Clash fan so off you go, love

Dear ProjectEgo forums Moderation and System-Control Organization; How, and/or in what particular way is that what is amongst your interests connected to the speaking and writing of a more sophisticated form of literature?

En Anglais, s'il vous plait.

 

[D3m190d]

En Anglais, s'il vous plait.

Excusez moi, Je ne parle pas Francais. I could have, easily, but I didn't take French anymore in school.

 

[DarkONI]

Would you, any of Projectego.net's stuff buy [Bayonetta's love pillow]?

 

[Tsuyu]

One thing's for sure; I sure as hell wouldn't pose for a picture with it! What a moron...

 

[DarkONI]

In the blog post he talks about being a "bad boy" too with the pillow, in later blog posts he mentions that he should definitely buy a pillow and join the "bad boys".

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

Not a Clash fan so off you go, love

not a fan of the clash??!?!?!?! =O
what then????

 

[HobbeBrain]

Well, can you hang on until the morning, around 8am-ish? He's on bed now and it would be a shame to wake him.

Is he awake yet? It's just I'm quite near the ground now. Maybe a few few thousand miles off, but worryingly close. I don't want to rush him. But could you hurry him along a bit? Not wanting to cause panic or anything.

 

[droded]

Is he awake yet? It's just I'm quite near the ground now. Maybe a few few thousand miles off, but worryingly close. I don't want to rush him. But could you hurry him along a bit? Not wanting to cause panic or anything.

Must have been a pretty high plane - considering you started falling around 21 hours ago would have to have been flying at over 11 million feet.

 

[HobbeBrain]

Must have been a pretty high plane - considering you started falling around 21 hours ago would have to have been flying at over 11 million feet.

Dude, just don't ask. I think I started on Mars.

 

[Walker]

When I'm feeling rather adventurous I read the articles in the dirty magazines I buy.

I'm impressed that you still get your smut from magazines.

 

[Tsuyu]

I'm merely paying my respect to the history of my people. Before the internet, us perverts had dirty magazines hidden under our beds.

We've come a long way....