Ask The Staff 'Anything'

[HobbeBrain]

How slang terms for genitalia are there? I can count 21, for both.

 

[Walker]

I'm merely paying my respect to the history of my people. Before the internet, us perverts had dirty magazines hidden under our beds.

We've come a long way....

I only just now realized that you said "we've come a long way..." Once again your pervish subtlety leaves me astounded.

Either that or you made a perfectly innocuous comment and I am not, as a perv myself, adding **** to it.

 

[weirdkidinabox]

I only just now realized that you said "we've come a long way..." Once again your pervish subtlety leaves me astounded.

Either that or you made a perfectly innocuous comment and I am not, as a perv myself, adding s*** to it.

 

[HobbeBrain]

Amateur.

How many can you count then, hmm?

 

[Walker]

Amateur.

I mean, really. What about hermaphrodites? And transexuals?

 

[HobbeBrain]

Staff:

Why is the writing so big??

 

[Dark Drakan]

Staff:

Why is the writing so big??

Answered Here

 

[HobbeBrain]

Answered Here

Ok. Hopefully it'll be back on track soon.

 

[PhilistineEars]

At what point does a post become so old that making a new comment to it would constitute a necropost?

 

[Dark Drakan]

At what point does a post become so old that making a new comment to it would constitute a necropost?

It differs depending on what the topic is, what the post is replying to and what the reply is. For example Necro'ing a thread to say 'Lol i agree' or something like that would be frowned upon no matter the age of the thread. However adding useful new information to a long dead thread which may help others who happen to read it is ok so long as thread isnt 2 years old etc.

 

[Firis]

Why am I so sexy?

 

[Dark Drakan]

Why am I so sexy?

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...

 

[Walker]

Why are the Chechens so whacky?

 

[D3m190d]

Why is a GRB so awesome?

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

dear staff:
my feet are cold. i have poor circulation, so when it gets cold outside, my hands and feet are pretty much as heat preserving as a reptile. i don't really have a question, it's just right now i'm in my bed under a down blanket and the softest comforter i've ever seen and they're still freezing.
i love fall/autumn and winter but **** do i hate putting these feet under hot water in the morning. scorches like you wouldn't believe.

 

[HobbeBrain]

Why is my foot doing that?

 

[Walker]

dear staff:
my feet are cold. i have poor circulation, so when it gets cold outside, my hands and feet are pretty much as heat preserving as a reptile. i don't really have a question, it's just right now i'm in my bed under a down blanket and the softest comforter i've ever seen and they're still freezing.
i love fall/autumn and winter but **** do i hate putting these feet under hot water in the morning. scorches like you wouldn't believe.

Hey! My hands do that, too!

They've been a variety of unpleasant red and purple shades verging into blue the last several days, which have fallen under the "too damn cold" classification.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

Hey! My hands do that, too!

They've been a variety of unpleasant red and purple shades verging into blue the last several days, which have fallen under the "too damn cold" classification.

i know exactly what you mean. not wearing gloves is like inviting blue hands. walker, we are definitely not suited to living in the wild...unless it's close to the equator.

 

[Angel]

Thermals. Seriously.

I wear about fifty layers most of the time because it's so cold and heating costs so much in this ridiculous country.

Also - don't know what a GRB is; HobbeBrain, your foot is actually not yours but someone else's grafted on at birth and is now making a bid for freedom; Walker, we both know I am not intelligent enough to even begin to make a decent answer to that question.

 

[Walker]

I think I should ask Sarah Palin. She should know-- after all, she can see Russia from her house...

I'm sorry, that was unkind of me.

Also, what are thermals? I know one meaning, but I doubt it's the one you mean. Is that a Britishism for sweats or jackets or something?

And yeah, I couldn't live at the equator. Maryland's 90+degrees and humidas**** summers are bad enough.