Ask The Staff 'Anything'

[Tsuyu]

I make the girl sleep between me and the gay dude.

He won't have any interest in her and I'm still beside the naked chick.

I R WINRAR

 

[TRA Rotid]

Damn I can't get this out of my head.
Anyone, who was the member with the "cat-with-a-citrus-peel-hat" avatar?

 

[Dark Drakan]

Damn I can't get this out of my head.
Anyone, who was the member with the "cat-with-a-citrus-peel-hat" avatar?

That would be jwc2200.

 

[Tyloric]

Here's a fun one and the entire staff should be able to answer it:

What size would you consider the ideal penis size?

TELL ME, DAMMIT!

 

[Tsuyu]

Mine.

 

[TRA Rotid]

That would be jwc2200.

Thanks, seems like I've been mistaking him with ssjcb1186 for a long, long time.

 

[queenofdisco]

Dear Staff here is my question.... in pikcharform!

 

[Dark Drakan]

Next to the cats would be the safest bet id say.

 

[Firis]

Bow to the existence of Techno Viking?

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

right, so on your right side is a basket full of a million dollars and on your left is a box that could contain anything in the world. both are mounted on conveyor belts and moving away from you, and you only have time to grab one before they both are dumped into a furnace at the end of each conveyor belt.

remember, you could have a million dollars, sure. but the box could be ANYTHING

which do you grab?
(contents of box will be revealed upon answer)

 

[Skotekal]

right, so on your right side is a basket full of a million dollars and on your left is a box that could contain anything in the world. both are mounted on conveyor belts and moving away from you, and you only have time to grab one before they both are dumped into a furnace at the end of each conveyor belt.

remember, you could have a million dollars, sure. but the box could be ANYTHING

which do you grab?
(contents of box will be revealed upon answer)

So you could end up with a box with a mutilated penis in it?

 

[Angel]

I'd take the money - but if Hobbe were staff, he'd go for the box in case it really does contain mutilated penises.

 

[Dark Drakan]

right, so on your right side is a basket full of a million dollars and on your left is a box that could contain anything in the world. both are mounted on conveyor belts and moving away from you, and you only have time to grab one before they both are dumped into a furnace at the end of each conveyor belt.

remember, you could have a million dollars, sure. but the box could be ANYTHING

which do you grab?
(contents of box will be revealed upon answer)

Id take the money because something of a size where it can fit in a box probably isnt worth 1 million. If it is something like a rare gem or stone that could be valued higher then fire probably wont bother it anyway so id pick it up afterwards.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

So you could end up with a box with a mutilated penis in it?

potentially :thumbsup:

I'd take the money - but if Hobbe were staff, he'd go for the box in case it really does contain mutilated penises.

Id take the money because something of a size where it can fit in a box probably isnt worth 1 million. If it is something like a rare gem or stone that could be valued higher then fire probably wont bother it anyway so id pick it up afterwards.

that's a real shame because the box contained...

$1,000,001.00
that's
1 MILLION AND 1 DOLLARS

 

[Angel]

Investment, my friend. My million dollars is already TWO MILLION so screw your one dollar

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

Investment, my friend. My million dollars is already TWO MILLION so screw your one dollar

could have been 2 million and 2.... :thumbsup:

 

[Firis]

Where's my shoe?

 

[Dark Drakan]

Where's my shoe?

Checked your foot?

 

[Firis]

Yeeeah, not there

 

[Dark Drakan]

Yeeeah, not there

Both of them?