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Does it really happen to all guys? ]:

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I laugh that you didn't use a condom. I'm gonna laugh if that (literally) blows up in your face.

Silly kids. Sex is for adults. <3
 
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well, if you're starting too early you're supposed to put your mind on other things (namely the most repulsive and unsexy) and put a little less back into it. anything to slow down the process. she'll thank ya for it ;)
 
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30 seconds? More like 30 minutes amirite?!
 
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I meant premature ejaculation.
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Tyloric said:
I laugh that you didn't use a condom. I'm gonna laugh if that (literally) blows up in your face.
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Shirosaki;376581 said:
Damage your ego? :(
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I laughed.

30 seconds has never happened to me. 5 minutes was the shortest and 20-30 minutes is the norm for me.

Also, use a damn condom next time, ... premature ejaculation at 30 seconds, I hope you were quick enough to pull out. That would unfortunately be something to write home about if you prematurely came, forgot the condom, and got her pregnant.
 
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Tsuyu;376688 said:
I'm like Cthulhu. Only once every couple of aeons, and only if the stars are right.
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That's a long time, I suppose all that build up must result in a spectacular fountain show.
 
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Gikoku Harakami;376692 said:
That's a long time, I suppose all that build up must result in a spectacular fountain show.
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XD!!

Awesome.
 
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JohnDoe;376751 said:
No, that's like trying to keep track of how many times you've laid with a woman. Even if you try, you ultimately forget unless you log it, and should anyone find this log you end up looking like an insanely disturbed person.
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Either that or you're a regular Quasimodo.
 
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Cobalt Gamer;376537 said:
does it happen to everyone from time to time? ]':
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Which part, the 8 seconds of sex, or the 40 minuets of crying?

But seriously, hell no that doesn't happen to me from time to time. Most women tend to find me creepy/rude/poor/arrogant/offbeat etc. And I tend to find most women (especially the ones my age) fake/annoying/gold-digging/ungrateful/fake/disloyal etc. But that's just the ones I've met. I'm not much of a people person, more of a solitary confinement person.

But as far as, um, 'endurance' goes, that's just life. Porn sets unrealistic standards. Ands that's all I'm gonna say 'bout that.
 
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JohnDoe;376751 said:
No, that's like trying to keep track of how many times you've laid with a woman. Even if you try, you ultimately forget unless you log it, and should anyone find this log you end up looking like an insanely disturbed person.
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Umm, well, I was joking...Although, I have timed myself before. :lol: My fastest was a minute and a half...Something tells me I'm going to be horrible at sex.
 
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