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Darg
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Re: I am a bard
Hmmm... I haven't seen Arckon on here for awhile. Where is the travelling bard?
Hmmm... I haven't seen Arckon on here for awhile. Where is the travelling bard?
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WaTeRwInGs
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Re: I am a bard
w00t. I need a song please!
*Drops a pineapple in the cup including 2 pieces of blank paper, one staple, some crumbs from a cookie, and 34.25677845 pieces of gold!*
w00t w00t.
w00t. I need a song please!
*Drops a pineapple in the cup including 2 pieces of blank paper, one staple, some crumbs from a cookie, and 34.25677845 pieces of gold!*w00t w00t.
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Darg
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Re: I am a bard
Thank Avo! A customer after all these long weeks of surviving off of dead rats and belly-button lint!
I have a song for a man with a tasty pinapple,
whose head is full of wonder,
I bet he's from Avo's chapel,
or perhaps the other by a blunder,
come a long way to see a bard,
a long journey it was, probably hard,
to get to this place in time,
in a musty pub,
just to hear a simple rhyme,
and a name to thee I dub,
Waterwings the great one,
Waterwings the late one,
came and saved this thread from doom,
I owe you some gratitude from all of this you see,
we're all just locked in the tavern room,
and another poem I bet I have for thee.
WaTeRwInGs;69183 said:w00t. I need a song please!
w00t w00t.
Thank Avo! A customer after all these long weeks of surviving off of dead rats and belly-button lint!
I have a song for a man with a tasty pinapple,
whose head is full of wonder,
I bet he's from Avo's chapel,
or perhaps the other by a blunder,
come a long way to see a bard,
a long journey it was, probably hard,
to get to this place in time,
in a musty pub,
just to hear a simple rhyme,
and a name to thee I dub,
Waterwings the great one,
Waterwings the late one,
came and saved this thread from doom,
I owe you some gratitude from all of this you see,
we're all just locked in the tavern room,
and another poem I bet I have for thee.
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WaTeRwInGs
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Re: I am a bard
w00t! That was awsome Thanks! You deserve a.....hmm... +rep? ! Ill enjoy another one if your in the mood
*Places a broken pencil, a chicken feather, 30 gold pieces in the cup*
w00t! That was awsome
Thanks! You deserve a.....hmm... +rep? ! Ill enjoy another one if your in the mood *Places a broken pencil, a chicken feather, 30 gold pieces in the cup*
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Darg
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Re: I am a bard
Amazing, astounding, what can I say?
just look at my bizzare pay today,
I can propose,
though I imagine everyone knows,
this prize is great,
great than theirs,
for they were to late,
and nobody cares,
Waterwings returns yet again,
for another song, perhaps scored ten,
let me see what I have in store,
and hopefully I won't be a bore.
Let's see now... ah-ha! Here's one.
Waterwings, oh Waterwings,
what can I say,
this humble bard to you sings,
as I point you on your way,
it would seem an avid fan he is,
of playing the guitar,
perhaps at it he is a wiz,
to me he's past the par,
he is a fairly new member,
to our grand site,
but for those of you who remember,
sometimes being grand isn't right,
what is a bard to do,
grand, humble and bold,
I'll gladly take this offering from you,
of pencil broken, feather and gold,
my only hope is for another request,
another song for me to do,
perhaps a chance to show I'm the best,
and sing a song anew.
Amazing, astounding, what can I say?
just look at my bizzare pay today,
I can propose,
though I imagine everyone knows,
this prize is great,
great than theirs,
for they were to late,
and nobody cares,
Waterwings returns yet again,
for another song, perhaps scored ten,
let me see what I have in store,
and hopefully I won't be a bore.
Let's see now... ah-ha! Here's one.
Waterwings, oh Waterwings,
what can I say,
this humble bard to you sings,
as I point you on your way,
it would seem an avid fan he is,
of playing the guitar,
perhaps at it he is a wiz,
to me he's past the par,
he is a fairly new member,
to our grand site,
but for those of you who remember,
sometimes being grand isn't right,
what is a bard to do,
grand, humble and bold,
I'll gladly take this offering from you,
of pencil broken, feather and gold,
my only hope is for another request,
another song for me to do,
perhaps a chance to show I'm the best,
and sing a song anew.
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Darg
Guest
Re: I am a bard
More gold and loot, pile them on,
I get richer as the night turns to dawn,
let me see what I can dig up out of my mind,
what randomness I can find,
ah-ha, I may have just the thing for you,
prepare yourself for another song new.
Riddle me this, riddle me that,
why are these forums filled with such crap,
it's a shame,
who's to blame,
but the humble bards of the site,
especially considering me,
one of these days I might,
set my insanity free,
but lo, another customer arrives,
to hear another song,
into the midst of another one my heart dives,
hopefully it won't be long,
praise the many and the few,
such as Seigfried,
for those with strength they never knew,
those who can lead,
is he evil or is he good,
that'll be up to him,
upon the battlegrounds you've never stood,
until he rips you limb from limb,
as far as his sig,
I am ought to tell,
he likes his dragons fricking big,
and quite vicious as well,
and so another bizzare song of mine must end,
my regards I must send,
to your family,
for they are sick of you spending all their hard-earned money.
More gold and loot, pile them on,
I get richer as the night turns to dawn,
let me see what I can dig up out of my mind,
what randomness I can find,
ah-ha, I may have just the thing for you,
prepare yourself for another song new.
Riddle me this, riddle me that,
why are these forums filled with such crap,
it's a shame,
who's to blame,
but the humble bards of the site,
especially considering me,
one of these days I might,
set my insanity free,
but lo, another customer arrives,
to hear another song,
into the midst of another one my heart dives,
hopefully it won't be long,
praise the many and the few,
such as Seigfried,
for those with strength they never knew,
those who can lead,
is he evil or is he good,
that'll be up to him,
upon the battlegrounds you've never stood,
until he rips you limb from limb,
as far as his sig,
I am ought to tell,
he likes his dragons fricking big,
and quite vicious as well,
and so another bizzare song of mine must end,
my regards I must send,
to your family,
for they are sick of you spending all their hard-earned money.
Albion Knight
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Re: I am a bard
Who knows whose blood that is that she's using to sign the domument.
I want a song about Fable 2 with confirmed and speculative elements
Choose one
The first one you click is what you get
Who knows whose blood that is that she's using to sign the domument.
I want a song about Fable 2 with confirmed and speculative elements
Choose one
The first one you click is what you get
A cabbage
25 Gold
Zombie toe
A Silver Key
Ages of Will
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WaTeRwInGs
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Re: I am a bard
Oh, I like that idea...Its very fun I picked the 4th one lol...but obviously, this doesnt concern me...so I looked at all of them haha.
Oh, I like that idea...Its very fun
I picked the 4th one lol...but obviously, this doesnt concern me...so I looked at all of them haha.
Seigfreid
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Re: I am a bard
Okay, I'll give my try, this is Knight's
For 25 gold,
I'll give you a rhyme.
but beware for it is old,
think of paying more next time.
From Cow Hamster this knight strides,
his bow he firmly clasps.
Had he shot my pet Sir Drides,
For him I'd sing no raps.
There, a rhyme for you.
Okay, I'll give my try, this is Knight's
For 25 gold,
I'll give you a rhyme.
but beware for it is old,
think of paying more next time.
From Cow Hamster this knight strides,
his bow he firmly clasps.
Had he shot my pet Sir Drides,
For him I'd sing no raps.
There, a rhyme for you.
Albion Knight
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Re: I am a bard
Nice One looks like you've done your research :thumbsup:Seigfried;72158 said: