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I am a bard

Seigfreid

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I don't think these are worth much, and seeing as you now owe me an undead army, I can't sing for you. And if you have any complaints then drink a pint and get over it. *walks away*
 

Sephiroxas

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no ones given angel her song yet.
 
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Sorry Angel for forgetting you so,
I'm most sorry the way things now go,
That Seigfried stands and shoots the undead,
Quite painful and quick, swift in the head,
For my favorite admin,
I believe I have a song again:

A legend and no lie,
Of the forums of Fable,
The rest she does defy,
Only if she's able,
She is the best admin to date,
From what I've come to know,
Supreme at any rate,
And it's evident and shows,
Perhaps while Seigfried makes his rhymes,
And for some makes good times,
I will not forget you all, my only pay,
And never forget the truth, cold and hard,
I will remind you all that I'm here to stay,
And I can be quite the master bard.
 

Angel

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Yay! Thank you! :D

Ok, Seigfried and Spartan Champion, you may resume the carnage now I have my song (and please can we not try to evade the swear filter...makes my infraction finger itch...)
 

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Excuse my earlier attitude,
for I was most unsound,
having to deal with someone so rude,
and needing to make him bound,
but alas forgive me more,
for ignoring your request,
I never heard you before,
for I was dealing with a pest,
so let me say this here,
please except my apology,
maybe we can grab a beer,
and learn of our history.
 
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WaTeRwInGs

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Oh oh....we got some competition between Darg and Seig! >.< lol
 

Sephiroxas

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Hex is still waiting on a request too. :p
 
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Darg

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Sephiroxas;73213 said:
Hex is still waiting on a request too. :p

Oh so it would seem,
that I forgot a fellow bard supreme,
much better than I at this she is,
at posting I believe she's a wiz,
for come every wednesday night,
with horror, but delight,
shall come my favorite article,
the Community Spotlight,
oh Hexi, oh Hexi, writer of great poems,
oh Hexi, oh Hexi, the reader of tomes,
of darkness and fire blue,
a shining light amidst the fog,
that is the forum crew,
so for a fellow bard this bizzare tale must end,
perhaps in winning the bard's war, this a hand will lend.
 
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Darg;73308 said:
Oh so it would seem,
that I forgot a fellow bard supreme,
much better than I at this she is,
at posting I believe she's a wiz,
for come every wednesday night,
with horror, but delight,
shall come my favorite article,
the Community Spotlight,
oh Hexi, oh Hexi, writer of great poems,
oh Hexi, oh Hexi, the reader of tomes,
of darkness and fire blue,
a shining light amidst the fog,
that is the forum crew,
so for a fellow bard this bizzare tale must end,
perhaps in winning the bard's war, this a hand will lend.

hehe ^_^ I like it
... bard supreme eh? hehe that sounds like a cheeseburger or something... I'll have a Bard Supreme... with fries... :lol: mmm... rep for you :D
 
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Hexadecimal;73323 said:
hehe ^_^ I like it
... bard supreme eh? hehe that sounds like a cheeseburger or something... I'll have a Bard Supreme... with fries... :lol: mmm... rep for you :D

Mmmmm... I like McBard Supremes with Balverine bacon and Kraken ketchup. :p
 
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WaTeRwInGs

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^ Wow...balverine bacon...? Ewww...lol.

*Throws a piece of Balverine bacon into a cup, and 70 gold.* Song please :D.
 

Seigfreid

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Don't forget the undead secret sauce, it'll make you moan in a brainless manner and crave the flesh of the living...wait, I mean...uhh...its tasty, yeah...tasty.
 
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Darg

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WaTeRwInGs;73781 said:
^ Wow...balverine bacon...? Ewww...lol.

*Throws a piece of Balverine bacon into a cup, and 70 gold.* Song please :D.

Er... tasty, I guess. A bard's got to eat too.

I'll take this greasy piece of Balverine bacon,
from humble but bold waterwings,
trust I won't eat it, stirred or shaken,
that may not make sense, but this bard still sings.

Avo only knows how I've tried,
to keep this crowd in check,
Skorm only knows how many've died,
with me wringing their necks,
for a bard must do what a bard must do,
perhaps even dealing with the tavern crew,
business is scant and hard,
even for the noblest profession of a bard,
sometimes I can often relate,
why not many take up the bard's noble creed,
for with the payment we get as of late,
to sing another song may mean the death of me or Siegfried!
 

Angel

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*hands over back medication* Tis good stuff, my friend...sing for me :D
 

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hey seigfreid im back my pc was broken

*drops a gold cup into seifreids cup*
 
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Vegeta

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First person to give me a song will earn the title king of bards!!! (in my book)
 
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Darg

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Vegeta;75399 said:
First person to give me a song will earn the title king of bards!!! (in my book)

A song, a song, a random tune,
for a random man, perhaps a loon,
I love to write, I love to sing,
I love to pester ding-a-lings,
while other bards post the news,
I comfortably sit in a snooze,
wasting my bizarre life away,
either that or posting today,
my only current thought of deed,
is that this song beats that of Siegfried,
but you never truly know,
as it goes to show,
sometimes you can't respect the rest,
until you really are the best!
 
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