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I am a bard

Sephiroxas

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*drops 300 gold in Seigfried's cup as well as a ruby* Hmm? Lets hear you sing.
 

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You ask me to sing,
Which is a rare request.
I shall make words ring,
But don't expect the best.

A woman with an undying love,
For a man of Racoon City.
With a avatar of him above,
And even in her siggy.
When it comes to Resident Evil 4,
She is a fan, total hard core.
And When you mock the name Leon,
She'll crush you like a peon.
 

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Seigfried;72220 said:
You ask me to sing,
Which is a rare request.
I shall make words ring,
But don't expect the best.

A woman with an undying love,
For a man of Racoon City.
With a avatar of him above,
And even in her siggy.
When it comes to Resident Evil 4,
She is a fan, total hard core.
And When you mock the name Leon,
She'll crush you like a peon.

Heehee. Leon! :wub: Yay that's awesome reppy+
 

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drops sephiroxas into cup ..... hmmmm..... how many rymes can i get for her
 

Sephiroxas

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xxdarksoulxx727;72232 said:
drops sephiroxas into cup ..... hmmmm..... how many rymes can i get for her

:Ox_x :lol:
 

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I don't want to answer for even I fear the wrath of a woman skormed. I'll just give her back to you and let you deal with her. *throws back Sephiroxas and does a mad dash out of town*
 

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Seigfried;72247 said:
I don't want to answer for even I fear the wrath of a woman skormed. I'll just give her back to you and let you deal with her. *throws back Sephiroxas and does a mad dash out of town*

*giggles* Whee! I'm being thrown about! :lol: :lol:
 

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ahhhh...... she looks angry *puts a bullet through his brain and falls to the ground*
 

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*runs back and loots the dead body* Hehehe, falls for it all the time.
 

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Where is my song?? Please! :'(
 

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I can't believe I'm about to say this but...

I am but the king of bards
If you wish to hear my ryhme
you must pay again each time

Crap, I did.
 
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Seigfreid;72389 said:
I can't believe I'm about to say this but...

I am but the king of bards
If you wish to hear my ryhme
you must pay again each time

Crap, I did.

You...:getlost: I'll show you who is the king of bards... Anyone have a request?
 
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Darg;72415 said:
You...:getlost: I'll show you who is the king of bards... Anyone have a request?

sure, why not?... I wouldn't mind one from either of you really... *flings a cornicopia of gold bouillon and pie in their general direction...*
 

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Well if you would just show up more you wouldn't have people taking your place.

I want to no challenge,
No duel of song.
Extra gold is what I scalvenge,
Is that so wrong?
 

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I had a request...sob sob...
 

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*jumps into cup* sing bard sing
 

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Please, your worth about as much as a dead whore, a very, very ugly dead whore. I suggest you get out of my cup before I summon my elite squad of undead.
 

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*pulls out revolver and shoots seigfried in the head* now u can be part of that elite squad
 

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*gets back up* Obviously you don't know the concept of the Resurrection Phial. Get 'em boys! *Multiple large undead in black suits "walk" in, pick up Champion, and carry him away to who knows where* That'll show you, jerk.

Now for some rhymes.

Though a champion of the people,
His manners were quite fowl.
Tried to kill me with a pistol,
And now he calls out a painful howl.

Don't F**k with a bard or you'll get canned.
 

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*magically reapears with undead limbs in hand*

those undead were weak oh and u obviously dont know a guild seal can telport u oh yea *drops guild seal into cup like an idiot*
 
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