Re: I am a bard
You ask me to sing,
Which is a rare request.
I shall make words ring,
But don't expect the best.
A woman with an undying love,
For a man of Racoon City.
With a avatar of him above,
And even in her siggy.
When it comes to Resident Evil 4,
She is a fan, total hard core.
And When you mock the name Leon,
She'll crush you like a peon.
You ask me to sing,
Which is a rare request.
I shall make words ring,
But don't expect the best.
A woman with an undying love,
For a man of Racoon City.
With a avatar of him above,
And even in her siggy.
When it comes to Resident Evil 4,
She is a fan, total hard core.
And When you mock the name Leon,
She'll crush you like a peon.
Re: I am a bard
I don't want to answer for even I fear the wrath of a woman skormed. I'll just give her back to you and let you deal with her. *throws back Sephiroxas and does a mad dash out of town*
I don't want to answer for even I fear the wrath of a woman skormed. I'll just give her back to you and let you deal with her. *throws back Sephiroxas and does a mad dash out of town*
Re: I am a bard
ahhhh...... she looks angry *puts a bullet through his brain and falls to the ground*
ahhhh...... she looks angry *puts a bullet through his brain and falls to the ground*
Re: I am a bard
I can't believe I'm about to say this but...
I am but the king of bards
If you wish to hear my ryhme
you must pay again each time
Crap, I did.
I can't believe I'm about to say this but...
I am but the king of bards
If you wish to hear my ryhme
you must pay again each time
Crap, I did.
D
Darg
Guest
Re: I am a bard
You...:getlost: I'll show you who is the king of bards... Anyone have a request?
Seigfreid;72389 said:
You...:getlost: I'll show you who is the king of bards... Anyone have a request?
H
Hexadecimal
Guest
Re: I am a bard
sure, why not?... I wouldn't mind one from either of you really... *flings a cornicopia of gold bouillon and pie in their general direction...*
Darg;72415 said:
sure, why not?... I wouldn't mind one from either of you really... *flings a cornicopia of gold bouillon and pie in their general direction...*
Re: I am a bard
Well if you would just show up more you wouldn't have people taking your place.
I want to no challenge,
No duel of song.
Extra gold is what I scalvenge,
Is that so wrong?
Well if you would just show up more you wouldn't have people taking your place.
I want to no challenge,
No duel of song.
Extra gold is what I scalvenge,
Is that so wrong?
Re: I am a bard
Please, your worth about as much as a dead whore, a very, very ugly dead whore. I suggest you get out of my cup before I summon my elite squad of undead.
Please, your worth about as much as a dead whore, a very, very ugly dead whore. I suggest you get out of my cup before I summon my elite squad of undead.
Re: I am a bard
*pulls out revolver and shoots seigfried in the head* now u can be part of that elite squad
*pulls out revolver and shoots seigfried in the head* now u can be part of that elite squad
Re: I am a bard
*gets back up* Obviously you don't know the concept of the Resurrection Phial. Get 'em boys! *Multiple large undead in black suits "walk" in, pick up Champion, and carry him away to who knows where* That'll show you, jerk.
Now for some rhymes.
Though a champion of the people,
His manners were quite fowl.
Tried to kill me with a pistol,
And now he calls out a painful howl.
Don't F**k with a bard or you'll get canned.
*gets back up* Obviously you don't know the concept of the Resurrection Phial. Get 'em boys! *Multiple large undead in black suits "walk" in, pick up Champion, and carry him away to who knows where* That'll show you, jerk.
Now for some rhymes.
Though a champion of the people,
His manners were quite fowl.
Tried to kill me with a pistol,
And now he calls out a painful howl.
Don't F**k with a bard or you'll get canned.
Re: I am a bard
*magically reapears with undead limbs in hand*
those undead were weak oh and u obviously dont know a guild seal can telport u oh yea *drops guild seal into cup like an idiot*
*magically reapears with undead limbs in hand*
those undead were weak oh and u obviously dont know a guild seal can telport u oh yea *drops guild seal into cup like an idiot*