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I am a bard

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Darg

Guest
Re: I am a bard

So, well said as well by my fellow bard,
His reputation I believe is not marred,
But as for you, our gracious crowd,
Let's hear your voices cry out loud,
Have you any requests for Arckon or I,
Or more importantly, any blueberry pie?
 
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Hexadecimal

Guest
Re: I am a bard

oooh... I'll give you both some blueberry pie and some of my peach juice if you regale me with more songs about me ^_^ :devil:
... yes... I am an egomaniac...
 
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Arckon

Guest
Re: I am a bard

Hex you cease to fill my hunger

Hexidecimal is an evil person,
to bribe my with gold and food
Hexidecimal is going to teach me a lesson
never put her in a bad mood.
for she will cut off your ears and stick them in a pot
then she will feed them to her balverine pups, I kid you not.
Then she will cut off your toes one by one.
With you still awake, if you fell asleep, that would be no fun.
She then will mak a neckalace with your toes
and place it on your head, why no one knows
After she will place a tank of water at your feet
its full of parana, wanting to eat.
She places your feet in one at a time
so you can witness her art, isn't it sublime
 
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Darg

Guest
Re: I am a bard

Brilliant as the morning sun,
Even when things are said and done,
Crazy as Peter Molunex,
Though she alone is known as Hex,
She is an editor, the best I'd say,
And if I had it all my way,
Perhaps it would be a sin,
But what if she was an admin?
 
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Hexadecimal

Guest
Re: I am a bard

Arckon;82221 said:
Hex you cease to fill my hunger

Hexidecimal is an evil person,
to bribe my with gold and food
Hexidecimal is going to teach me a lesson
never put her in a bad mood.
for she will cut off your ears and stick them in a pot
then she will feed them to her balverine pups, I kid you not.
Then she will cut off your toes one by one.
With you still awake, if you fell asleep, that would be no fun.
She then will mak a neckalace with your toes
and place it on your head, why no one knows
After she will place a tank of water at your feet
its full of parana, wanting to eat.
She places your feet in one at a time
so you can witness her art, isn't it sublime

hehehe I like that
I do enjoy a nice spot of torture :wub:
you get some juicy rep ^_^


Darg;82222 said:
Brilliant as the morning sun,
Even when things are said and done,
Crazy as Peter Molunex,
Though she alone is known as Hex,
She is an editor, the best I'd say,
And if I had it all my way,
Perhaps it would be a sin,
But what if she was an admin?

:blush: hehehe
mmm... admin...
you get some rep for that :D

Arckon;82224 said:
pst pst evil ways

:lol::devil:
 
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Darg

Guest
Re: I am a bard

Hexadecimal;82228 said:
:blush: hehehe
mmm... admin...
you get some rep for that :D

Hmmm? What's this?
Right now I'm shaking an angry fist,
Where is my pie, where are my eats,
What can I do with this rep given for my feats? :D
 
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Arckon

Guest
Re: I am a bard

Vegeta Is under a bidge to far to hear
Vegeta Whats that you killed some one
and his blood you'll smear
over the wall, and the bottem of the bride
your going to throw his body off a ridge
WHats that you say a knife fight and you won
Whats done is done
 
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Hexadecimal

Guest
Re: I am a bard

Darg;82231 said:
Hmmm? What's this?
Right now I'm shaking an angry fist,
Where is my pie, where are my eats,
What can I do with this rep given for my feats? :D

I assumed you would grab some yourself...

... I'd never heard of a boy who could have food put in front of him and not just eat it... I've never had to tell one to eat before... :lol:
 
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Arckon

Guest
Re: I am a bard

Vegeta;82236 said:
Nice... yes I like it. +rep and a pie.
Yes!!!
Hexadecimal;82238 said:
I assumed you would grab some yourself...

... I'd never heard of a boy who could have food put in front of him and not just eat it... I've never had to tell one to eat before... :lol:

Cause you usally only bribe me with food
 
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Darg

Guest
Re: I am a bard

Hexadecimal;82238 said:
I assumed you would grab some yourself...

... I'd never heard of a boy who could have food put in front of him and not just eat it... I've never had to tell one to eat before... :lol:

I would if not for Arckon over there who took it from right under my nose! Curses bizarre ninja/bard/poet crossbreed guy!
 
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Hexadecimal

Guest
Re: I am a bard

Arckon;82246 said:
It's true I was hungry, I ate the whole thing

well, that's just survival of the fittest right there...
I hope you and your family can live off rep, Darg :lol:
 
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Darg

Guest
Re: I am a bard

Oh Arckon, the dispeller of lies,
The ninja bard who steals pies,
Beware his evil hands,
Throughout these fair lands,
And know what is good and what is varied,
Especially because he preffers cherry...
 
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Arckon

Guest
Re: I am a bard

^nice
*pulls a slice of apple pie out of hiding*
Here its filled with rep and apples
 
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Darg

Guest
Re: I am a bard

Finally payment for his crimes,
perhaps its sign of the changing times,
but heed these words, it is no lie,
bards live and work for pie!
 
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Arckon

Guest
Re: I am a bard

Btw that pie was also filled with explosives
:ninja:
 
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