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I am a bard

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Re: I am a bard

I know this wasn't exactly requested... but here it is anyway, so TOO BAD!!!! :devil::lol:

She lives in a cave of her own design
The memories strong inside her mind
She doesn’t trust you, strangers hurt
You have to prove you’re worthy first
Always there to lend her aid
Unless you **** her off today
She lurks in shade where you can’t see
And mocks your foibles here with me
She’s spry of mind, an artist’s eye
She likes the games where people die
She loves her Leon and Master Chief
She drinks her booze and smokes her reef
She’ll smack you full upside the head
Her name is Seph and she’s my friend
 
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It would seem that there's a third bard in the building. Nice one Hex! +rep. Here's my answer to Arckon for the time being though...

Haha! Too late,
His evil pie bomb filled with hate,
I dropped on the cold hard floor,
And it is not mine to eat any more,
My ugly cat swallowed it whole,
Without a single glance at his bowl,
And voila there was a flash and a bang,
And pie and fur splattered all over my new Mustang,
But I suppose it's no loss on my part,
especially because my cat smelled like a wet fart.
 
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Hexadecimal;82278 said:
I know this wasn't exactly requested... but here it is anyway, so TOO BAD!!!! :devil::lol:

She lives in a cave of her own design
The memories strong inside her mind
She doesn’t trust you, strangers hurt
You have to prove you’re worthy first
Always there to lend her aid
Unless you **** her off today
She lurks in shade where you can’t see
And mocks your foibles here with me
She’s spry of mind, an artist’s eye
She likes the games where people die
She loves her Leon and Master Chief
She drinks her booze and smokes her reef
She’ll smack you full upside the head
Her name is Seph and she’s my friend
Awesome + rep, and a balverine puppy, to do with what you will

Darg;82279 said:
It would seem that there's a third bard in the building. Nice one Hex! +rep. Here's my answer to Arckon for the time being though...

Haha! Too late,
His evil pie bomb filled with hate,
I dropped on the cold hard floor,
And it is not mine to eat any more,
My ugly cat swallowed it whole,
Without a single glance at his bowl,
And voila there was a flash and a bang,
And pie and fur splattered all over my new Mustang,
But I suppose it's no loss on my part,
especially because my cat smelled like a wet fart.

Ah, but yet you still have notiong to gain
You have no pie to attain
Though you still live and you still hunger for pie that is cherry
or is it blueberry.
Though thy last poem was quit witty
You get Cherry pie
But its a shame what happend to your kitty
What a way to die.
 
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Hexadecimal;82278 said:
I know this wasn't exactly requested... but here it is anyway, so TOO BAD!!!! :devil::lol:

She lives in a cave of her own design
The memories strong inside her mind
She doesn’t trust you, strangers hurt
You have to prove you’re worthy first
Always there to lend her aid
Unless you **** her off today
She lurks in shade where you can’t see
And mocks your foibles here with me
She’s spry of mind, an artist’s eye
She likes the games where people die
She loves her Leon and Master Chief
She drinks her booze and smokes her reef
She’ll smack you full upside the head
Her name is Seph and she’s my friend

****ing awesome! :thumbsup: Supper Yummy Reppage! :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Re: I am a bard

Albion Knight;82068 said:
I see you point Seph and droded. What I think you're saying is this is a place to request songs and the "battle" should be taken to a different thread. Sorry if I was instigating discourse.

Todd don't worry man, I didn't really see anything wrong with what you were doing.

However, I am unfortunately taking Mr. Arckon's side. The title is "I am a Bard" and the first post is:

Arckon;18136 said:
I am but the king of bards
If you wish to hear my ryhme
you must pay again each time

This was quite clearly Arckon's thread. The first post clearly stated that this is HIS request thread. I am honestly quite angry about this as you can't just go into a thread like Markie's request thread and start taking requests. I did this accidentally once, when some guy requested Gene Simmons with the Sword of Aeons.
Darg deliberately came in and challenged Arckon, when he should have just made a new thread. I don't think this is fair on Arckon.

(Ignore me)
 
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droded;82429 said:
Todd don't worry man, I didn't really see anything wrong with what you were doing.

However, I am unfortunately taking Mr. Arckon's side. The title is "I am a Bard" and the first post is:



This was quite clearly Arckon's thread. The first post clearly stated that this is HIS request thread. I am honestly quite angry about this as you can't just go into a thread like Markie's request thread and start taking requests. I did this accidentally once, when some guy requested Gene Simmons with the Sword of Aeons.
Darg deliberately came in and challenged Arckon, when he should have just made a new thread. I don't think this is fair on Arckon.

(Ignore me)

As Arckon has been repping people and saying things like...

Arckon said:
nice
*pulls a slice of apple pie out of hiding*
Here its filled with rep and apples

Arckon;82296 said:
Awesome + rep, and a balverine puppy, to do with what you will
.


It doesnt seem like he minded but it also kept his thread alive and is a bit of fun and not as serious as stealing someones art requests and he would have said with the very first one if he didnt want people doing them here but he can feel free to say now if he didnt like people jumping in with their own.
 
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droded;82429 said:
Todd don't worry man, I didn't really see anything wrong with what you were doing.

However, I am unfortunately taking Mr. Arckon's side. The title is "I am a Bard" and the first post is:



This was quite clearly Arckon's thread. The first post clearly stated that this is HIS request thread. I am honestly quite angry about this as you can't just go into a thread like Markie's request thread and start taking requests. I did this accidentally once, when some guy requested Gene Simmons with the Sword of Aeons.
Darg deliberately came in and challenged Arckon, when he should have just made a new thread. I don't think this is fair on Arckon.

(Ignore me)

Whoah, whoah there droded. Settle down. You have a right to be angry about it, but if Arckon isn't angry about it in his thread, I suppose there's nothing wrong with it. If he thinks it's unfair and states it to me as this, then I'll back down, but this far along the thread he hasn't. It's all just for the fun of it anyway, and I don't see what's so wrong with just joining in. If Arckon has this view, then I may be swayed to back off and let him do his own thing with this thread, but I'm not exactly challenging him any more if you go and look through previous posts.
 
Re: I am a bard

droded;82429 said:
Todd don't worry man, I didn't really see anything wrong with what you were doing.

However, I am unfortunately taking Mr. Arckon's side. The title is "I am a Bard" and the first post is:



This was quite clearly Arckon's thread. The first post clearly stated that this is HIS request thread. I am honestly quite angry about this as you can't just go into a thread like Markie's request thread and start taking requests. I did this accidentally once, when some guy requested Gene Simmons with the Sword of Aeons.
Darg deliberately came in and challenged Arckon, when he should have just made a new thread. I don't think this is fair on Arckon.

(Ignore me)

Dark Drakan;82434 said:
It doesnt seem like he minded but it also kept his thread alive and is a bit of fun and not as serious as stealing someones art requests and he would have said with the very first one if he didnt want people doing them here but he can feel free to say now if he didnt like people jumping in with their own.

DrodedThank you for takeing my side
I can tell your leaping without looking,
and that means you have nothing to hide.
And I see your point, but I am no longer king
So I can't own this thread
Though the challenge is great,
and Darg is hard to beat,
But I enjoy the thought of new meat.
For now I ame a ninja/ bard
For me there is no challenge too hard,
I enjoy the fact people come into here with skulls crackin'
But I am going to have to side with Dark Draken
 
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Arckon;82819 said:
DrodedThank you for takeing my side
I can tell your leaping without looking,
and that means you have nothing to hide.
And I see your point, but I am no longer king
So I can't own this thread
Though the challenge is great,
and Darg is hard to beat,
But I enjoy the thought of new meat.
For now I ame a ninja/ bard
For me there is no challenge too hard,
I enjoy the fact people come into here with skulls crackin'
But I am going to have to side with Dark Draken

Well said, well said,
Without strife or bloodshed,
Every bard has his day,
And every competition has its way,
Of making us all at one time or another,
Look like an unsignifigant annoying other,
A challenge is what life calls for,
Though through struggle, battle or war,
We persevere,
And have no fear,
For better days come with the dawning sun,
And you can be sure that after all is said and done,
And after there is every battle one,
Everyone will be at it again,
As only humankind can...
 
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Thanks to you the droded
Coming to my defense as you did
But I still concede my point
Now as Stanley Ipkiss said "LETS ROCK THIS JOINT"

To atone for my previous derivation
I propose a new sensation
I'd like to hear from each of you
A rhyme so clear and true

That leaves each of you
With no reason to feel blue

Tell a tale so exalted
That the heavens will open up its coffers
And give you all it offers
Including pie to keep us all fed

Arckon's about Darg and Darg's about Arckon
Let us all stop and hearken
 
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Albion Knight;83700 said:

Thanks to you the droded
Coming to my defense as you did
But I still concede my point
Now as Stanley Ipkiss said "LETS ROCK THIS JOINT"

To atone for my previous derivation
I propose a new sensation
I'd like to hear from each of you
A rhyme so clear and true

That leaves each of you
With no reason to feel blue

Tell a tale so exalted
That the heavens will open up its coffers
And give you all it offers
Including pie to keep us all fed

Arckon's about Darg and Darg's about Arckon
Let us all stop and hearken

Nice one AK! +rep for awesome rhymage... Let's see if I can spin an 'exalted tale' about Arckon...

Arckon the great and the slayer,
His mind set for great things,
I find out about him with every layer,
And every song he sings,
A bold one, a cold one,
And at times dark,
His blade is shadowed,
And to his call all hark,
The ninja bard, a ponderous name,
Provoked by a life of craziness,
And of playing life's tough game,
Perhaps it's just spawned of laziness,
Or of lust all the same,
But as for this I give to thee,
A song, great and free,
A tale of the ninja bard,
And his last stand and guard...

Arckon black and below the moonlight,
Through the fields he goes,
To the hated keep of might,
Of whom he only knows,
To defend his honor and his name,
To protect his family and uphold his fame,
He sieged the keep without a prayer,
Through the dark passages alone,
He descended deeper into the cavernous lair,
And still his presence was unknown,
But even as a shadow in the night,
He could be seen under the pale white light,
Of the moon that shone through the cracked roof above,
A deadly white, as white as a dove,
The minions of the keep of might,
Their eyes caught his shape,
And in the courtyard, out broke a fight,
Under night's shadowed cape,
Though their blades were swift and great,
He dealt their death with haste,
For too great was their hate,
And came to create their waste,
He continued on,
Through the towers and over the lawn,
To find his way blocked,
Stopped in its way by rubble and a door locked,
But he proceeded with such skill,
Picking his way by the wall,
And climbing it with his will,
Looking down but never to fall,
Down the face of the sheer black tower tall,
He scaled it as a climber would,
Reaching the top quite quick,
Everyone of his plans went as they should,
Putting out the candles of evil's whick,
But there on the threshhold of doom,
He faced his greatest match,
In the shadowed room,
A demon, a spirit, a incantation of old,
Which smote him with a blow so vast,
His body, limp did fold,
And through the open window it passed,
The demon, an apparition,
With a motive and a mission,
To defend the tainted tower,
And to uphold the demon's hour,
Hanging by just one hand,
Over the dark courtyard,
The pain he could not stand,
His pain a ruthless shard,
But he reared himself back upon the ledge,
And vaulted in with a cry,
For the truth he could not hedge,
And could not deny,
He would lose his final strife,
Upon the dark tower,
And would end his long life,
On the demon's hour,
But he would not rest,
And would not die,
Perhaps you guessed,
He'd want an eye for an eye,
He slew the demon with his dying breath,
And even grinned in his death,
For as his vision darkened and became dim,
He knew that he died taking another with him.

How's that! :)
 
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Darg;83790 said:
How's that! :)
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Fantastic
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Darg, that is an epicly huge poem, and you just blew everyone away.

+Rep Bud.
 
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Aye rep is well deserved
For this poem long and vast you served
Now only I remain, to honor what you said
But I can't beleave in the dark tower I'm dead
But now you deserve a poem that will be easy to remind
About how the nightfox set his bind

he is Darg at days break
and a fox during the night
many lives he did take
before mournings light
But left weak from the transformation
dew soaking his face
A group of bandits did fall into formation
and so Darg quickened his pace,
until at last he could stall no more,
He fought weary, still weak and close to helpless
But he did not die in this battle for,
he fought his way out,
one against hundreds
but this was no bout
there was a price to pay as he lay them on their deathbeds
He made it halfway through blades with their fill
Taking more blood was their will
Until he came upon innocent bodys, left helpless and limp
He became over come with anger and rage
for amoung the pile were children, about 5 was their age
and many bandit necks he did crimp
In his blind fury, flanked him one did
But this clever being, cought him, and in the bandits his blades hid
He fought from daylight to day break
and peirced in his back a stake
sucking out his energy and determination
He fought and fought
and sent many bandits to their damnation
And upon his lips did the night fox speak
"For me this is not
this is for innocent lives taken, and It tis your death you seek."
and with those words out came the bandit leader
with his temper high and his bloodlust eager
He struck at the clever Darg's chest
only for the nightfox to parry
Nightfox tried to counter, but the out come not marry.
The bandit deflected the blow, and Nightfox's blade did go flying
"You fought with many of my men dead
and for this I will take your head,
but you will not die without my respect, and I hereby put you to rest"
But darg had not finished and upon the horizan his voice ringing
he said "I am not doing the dieing
alone You will fall this I am not lieing"
The bandit struck with all his might
but the bandit lord died, his own blade in his chest
but Darg did fall for the stake was deeper in
and upon his lips a grin
just as the days light
began stalking away
many died in this fray
and upon the light retreating
a fox ran across the feild fleeing,
For only in death can his spirit choose one being
A fox was to his wishes, clever and smarter still
and the badits their bill
paid in death, were eaten by the crows
But the story of the nighfox never grows,
for if it grew, the story tainted it would be,
but this site you must see
upon the fox's natural death he cast a spell
His paw print in the moon and his greatest kills in hell
 
Re: I am a bard

Hello today i fell in the need of bard ( drops 1000 gold).
 
Re: I am a bard

Blue crow wherest thou get this gold
is it your story you want told
You are bound to a crow for it's eyes saw your spirit, and kept it safe from harm
For the crow takes souls to the afterlife, but your bussiness not be done
You live again and upon your chest lay a charm
it is a crow made in blue lether
The crow lands on your shoulder and tells you where your final battle must be won
But to get there the crow does not weather
Your battle lies upon the necropolis of the Northern Waste
and to find your path you do make haste
you find a book, about the ship of the drowned it is
And you find a picture and it is his
the demon that sent you to your grave
but caution you did not wave
only anger, you found the boat, and you set sail
on a mission any other man was bound to fail,
blue crow near following with green eyes,
for the one who never flies
Upon the land you find, the ruins of a town
and steps, you've stepped on before you did go down
You found the demon in his slumber
his armor red with your blood, and the bed soaked was lumber
You woke the demon for a fight
He roused, eyes weary and dim,
and once again you remebered it was him
The sleeper, was his name
and to him fighting was a game
You fought and fought, but the demon behind you he is
He struck your back and the blade you knew was his
But yet you did not bleed,
crow perched on your shoulder ready to take flight
The demon swung down all his might in this mighty blow
Hitting his bed, and upon the impact stakes did fly, one peircing your crow
and upon the crows death, your face now grim,
for the second thing you saw was him,
You fought flailing your blade
But the demons guard could not be swayed,
at you he lunged only for his body to part with his head
and upon this final line the demon lie dead
 
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Nice + rep even though my eyes arent green there blue.