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Vegeta
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Re: I am a bard
Drops 10 times that in cup
=p
Drops 10 times that in cup
=p
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FableFreak
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Re: I am a bard
Drops 78x15.3453430^10th power into that cup.
Drops 78x15.3453430^10th power into that cup.
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Vegeta
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Re: I am a bard
times enfinety and beyond lock it and hide the key where yull never look.
haha!
*Little kid voice*
times enfinety and beyond lock it and hide the key where yull never look.
haha!
*Little kid voice*
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FableFreak
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Re: I am a bard
I give you Vegeta's soul in return for a poem. Haha!
I give you Vegeta's soul in return for a poem. Haha!
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Vegeta
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Re: I am a bard
Crap.....
Crap.....
Albion Knight
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Re: I am a bard
*Sings a little poem and grabs the cup*
See the fly on the wall
Does it worry? Not at all
See the Bird in the sky
It's not afraid that it might die
See the man in the chair
He's afraid of what's out there
*Sings a little poem and grabs the cup*
See the fly on the wall
Does it worry? Not at all
See the Bird in the sky
It's not afraid that it might die
See the man in the chair
He's afraid of what's out there
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Darg
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Re: I am a bard
*Throws Vegeta's limp body at Arckon and takes the cup*
This gold, this loot!
It rather makes my job moot,
But I carry on, knowing what I must do,
To spin a poem and a tale anew,
But this bard cannot help but wonder,
Was it a ruse or was it a blunder,
Or was it a trick or a hitch,
But who cares, I'm filthy rich!
*Throws Vegeta's limp body at Arckon and takes the cup*
This gold, this loot!
It rather makes my job moot,
But I carry on, knowing what I must do,
To spin a poem and a tale anew,
But this bard cannot help but wonder,
Was it a ruse or was it a blunder,
Or was it a trick or a hitch,
But who cares, I'm filthy rich!
andythegill
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Re: I am a bard
sneakily pees in the cup cup then has a turd in it"
then says, well im off to go burn down the guild
Dont Double Post - Dark Drakan
sneakily pees in the cup cup then has a turd in it"
then says, well im off to go burn down the guild
Dont Double Post - Dark Drakan
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Darg
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Re: I am a bard
Oh ho! What have we here?
This stench in my cup of beer?
You took the wrong glass, I'm afraid,
For the cup with the money over there is laid,
But for this will not go without my tongue,
Speaking a song as I cough up a lung,
Never stopping, even for breath,
Being a bard will be my death...
Oh Andy the Gill, Andy the Gill,
He I will throttle and kill,
For he desecrated my drink,
And left a horrible unpleasant stink,
For all to see, for all to laugh and shout,
That he is no better than a noobish lout,
But no, he stands before you still,
Going with the forum's will,
A new member he proclaims,
Though its difficult in life's games,
To judge what's wrong and right,
What is the dark and the light,
But if I forgive him he may be,
Of my bardly wrath free,
For new members need a break,
As long as I get to throw him in a lake...
andythegill;85445 said:sneakily pees in the cup cup then has a turd in it"
then says, well im off to go burn down the guild
Dont Double Post - Dark Drakan
Oh ho! What have we here?
This stench in my cup of beer?
You took the wrong glass, I'm afraid,
For the cup with the money over there is laid,
But for this will not go without my tongue,
Speaking a song as I cough up a lung,
Never stopping, even for breath,
Being a bard will be my death...
Oh Andy the Gill, Andy the Gill,
He I will throttle and kill,
For he desecrated my drink,
And left a horrible unpleasant stink,
For all to see, for all to laugh and shout,
That he is no better than a noobish lout,
But no, he stands before you still,
Going with the forum's will,
A new member he proclaims,
Though its difficult in life's games,
To judge what's wrong and right,
What is the dark and the light,
But if I forgive him he may be,
Of my bardly wrath free,
For new members need a break,
As long as I get to throw him in a lake...
andythegill
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Re: I am a bard
(all ready at guild burning then comes back) ... (pees on the bard and runs faster than he thought possible
(all ready at guild burning then comes back) ... (pees on the bard and runs faster than he thought possible
Dark Drakan
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Re: I am a bard
This is not a spam thread and is for requesting written pieces and poems etc.
andythegill;85721 said:
This is not a spam thread and is for requesting written pieces and poems etc.
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Darg
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Re: I am a bard
Look, if you aren't going to be decent or semi-respectful of the thread, then perhaps you shouldn't even post in it.
andythegill;85721 said:
Look, if you aren't going to be decent or semi-respectful of the thread, then perhaps you shouldn't even post in it.
Albion Knight
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Re: I am a bard
*Gives half the loot back*
*Puts Vegeta's soul back in his body* "You have work to do yet"
*Tosses the defiled cup in the trash*
*Produces an finely ornate cup as a replacement*
*Puts 200 Gold in the new cup*
I want to hear a song about Sharon and Steve (Angel and Projectego for those who don't know)
*Gives half the loot back*
*Puts Vegeta's soul back in his body* "You have work to do yet"
*Tosses the defiled cup in the trash*
*Produces an finely ornate cup as a replacement*
*Puts 200 Gold in the new cup*
I want to hear a song about Sharon and Steve (Angel and Projectego for those who don't know)
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Darg
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Re: I am a bard
I'll do one for ak after I get the most important one out of the way... we wouldn't want to disturb the admin now would we?
It has been said that everyone wears a mask,
Sometimes no easy, simple task,
But there is one that you may find,
With greatness and nobility defined,
The peacekeeper, the soul-reaper,
The heavy sleeper,
Who lets all go on in her wake,
But for her peoples' sake,
Wakes again to keep all in line,
And lets an aura shine,
To preserve all that is fine,
And to silence those who whine,
Sometimes forgotten, not known to most,
Another great admin host,
Sometimes she feels to be left out,
Of the admin's deals with louts,
But still she stands and her voice I hear,
And the light grows near,
But just remember every forum has its whining,
And ever cloud has its silver lining,
And every angel has a halo,
Even if it's not half there or way-low,
Just remember Angel, the admin to beat,
And just try to keep it discreet,
Not to tell and not to gloat,
But to indeed give her your vote,
And so I would like to finalize,
To tell you who is the most wise,
I tell you now with conscious mind,
Under the halo, an Angel you'll find...
:w00t: Howsat?
Angel;85969 said:
I'll do one for ak after I get the most important one out of the way... we wouldn't want to disturb the admin now would we?
It has been said that everyone wears a mask,
Sometimes no easy, simple task,
But there is one that you may find,
With greatness and nobility defined,
The peacekeeper, the soul-reaper,
The heavy sleeper,
Who lets all go on in her wake,
But for her peoples' sake,
Wakes again to keep all in line,
And lets an aura shine,
To preserve all that is fine,
And to silence those who whine,
Sometimes forgotten, not known to most,
Another great admin host,
Sometimes she feels to be left out,
Of the admin's deals with louts,
But still she stands and her voice I hear,
And the light grows near,
But just remember every forum has its whining,
And ever cloud has its silver lining,
And every angel has a halo,
Even if it's not half there or way-low,
Just remember Angel, the admin to beat,
And just try to keep it discreet,
Not to tell and not to gloat,
But to indeed give her your vote,
And so I would like to finalize,
To tell you who is the most wise,
I tell you now with conscious mind,
Under the halo, an Angel you'll find...
:w00t: Howsat?
Albion Knight
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Re: I am a bard
Nice Job Darg, that's half of my request complete.
Nice Job Darg, that's half of my request complete
.
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Darg
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Re: I am a bard
W00t! Sneaky reppage for the second time this week... :ninja: That's a new record. As for droded, I think even bards need to have requests for other aspiring poets every once and awhile. Though I do not much like haikus, let's see what you can do in making a song about moi, the Nightfox.
Angel;86267 said:Woo hoo! Me likey very muchy - sneaky reppage is heading your way, O Bard, so check your CP...:ninja:
W00t! Sneaky reppage for the second time this week... :ninja: That's a new record. As for droded, I think even bards need to have requests for other aspiring poets every once and awhile. Though I do not much like haikus, let's see what you can do in making a song about moi, the Nightfox.
droded
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Re: I am a bard
I decided to write (Tweak) a song for my friend Darg
Big wheels keep on turning
Carry me home to see my friends
Singing songs about the forum
I miss Snowspire once again
And I think its a sin, yes
Well I heard another sing about her
Well, I heard old Scythe put her down
Well, I hope Scythe young will remember
A Northern man dont need him around anyhow
Sweet home Snowspire
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Snowspire
Darg is coming home to you
[Guitar solo]
In bowerstone they love the Mayor
Now we all did what we could do
Now Jack of Blades does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you?
Tell the truth
Sweet home Snowspire
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Snowspire
Darg is coming home to you
Here I come Snowspire
[Another guitar solo]
Now Knothole Glade has got some good Bards
And they've been known to pick a song or two
Steve they get me off so much
They pick me up when I'm feeling blue
Now how about you?
Sweet home Snowspire
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Snowspire
Darg is coming home to you
Sweet home Snowspire
Oh sweet home baby
Where the skies are so blue
And the Heroes true
Sweet home Snowspire
Stevie
Darg is coming home to you
(If you didn't realise it goes to the tune of "Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd).
I decided to write (Tweak) a song for my friend Darg
Big wheels keep on turning
Carry me home to see my friends
Singing songs about the forum
I miss Snowspire once again
And I think its a sin, yes
Well I heard another sing about her
Well, I heard old Scythe put her down
Well, I hope Scythe young will remember
A Northern man dont need him around anyhow
Sweet home Snowspire
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Snowspire
Darg is coming home to you
[Guitar solo]
In bowerstone they love the Mayor
Now we all did what we could do
Now Jack of Blades does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you?
Tell the truth
Sweet home Snowspire
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Snowspire
Darg is coming home to you
Here I come Snowspire
[Another guitar solo]
Now Knothole Glade has got some good Bards
And they've been known to pick a song or two
Steve they get me off so much
They pick me up when I'm feeling blue
Now how about you?
Sweet home Snowspire
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Snowspire
Darg is coming home to you
Sweet home Snowspire
Oh sweet home baby
Where the skies are so blue
And the Heroes true
Sweet home Snowspire
Stevie
Darg is coming home to you
(If you didn't realise it goes to the tune of "Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd).