I am a bard

[Darg]

Re: I am a bard

Holy fricking crap! +rep to you, my brilliant afroed friend! That would have me laughing on the floor if that was the opening theme music of Fable 2. I could really see that as a song. It's kind of related but not really, but my brother finally got to Jack of Blades dragon mode and was at a loss at how to beat him (he's quite the noob) and being quite the random song-maker, he came up with a song more or less insulting Jack. Something about 'comedy Jack', though I don't know where that came from. Anywho, I'm done rambling... for now. Anyone have another request?

 

[Angel]

Re: I am a bard

Droded that made me laugh...I was humming the tune whilst reading it too, like a true sad case :lol:

+rep

 

[Albion Knight]

Re: I am a bard

Way to go drooded :w00t:bbq :lol:

 

[droded]

Re: I am a bard

Wow I'm glad you guys liked it! ^_^ Perhaps I'll take requests more often

 

[Arckon]

Re: I am a bard

perhaps you should,
you should join our ranks
Great poems and songs written, you know you could
Your song did not fall upon deaf ears, or in this case blind eyes
But I warn you, this job requires time and a lot of frys.
You have rep coming your way,
that is if you are a bard to stay.

 

[Albion Knight]

Re: I am a bard

droded does damn near everything well

 

[Darg]

Re: I am a bard

Droded that made me laugh...I was humming the tune whilst reading it too, like a true sad case :lol:

+rep

If it was a sad case, then it must be an edipidemic! :O I also found myself humming the tune to it, and hey, it makes it even better that way. I'll just give droded another bit of rep because looking back, it was even more awesome than before. Either way, I have an idea, brilliant or whatever you may call it. All the 'bards' on this thread(basically all rhymers who want to: droded, Arckon, AK, myself and anyone else) each create a poem about themselves, epic or small, that sums up it all... Just a little bit of a creative outlet here people. So... someone take it away.

 

[Arckon]

Re: I am a bard

Sephi 's honor poem
Oh sephiroxas, the greatest artist in the land,
Her spirit and her joy keeps us in the palm of her hand,
Although her alighnment is neutral
it should be good
for her heart is not black as coal
though she is often misunderstood.
Many have done it. calling her a man
but she doesn't frett, and get mad
although we all know she can.
Instead she says your guess was bad
I am a girl,
and that gets you so embaraced it makes your teeth curl.
She is one of the finest artists that I have ever met
and I could bet,
that she gets more people in her thread,
She gets stressed and loses some steam
for if she didn't you'd get a lazor beam
shot at your head.
But sephi your great,
and for your next surprise I can't wait.

 

[Sephiroxas]

Re: I am a bard

Heehee. I am a girl YAY awesome. Rep+

 

[FableFreak]

Re: I am a bard

I heart poems! Here is 4984938938073023872385783475487 gold, now a songplease!@

 

[droded]

Re: I am a bard

I heart poems! Here is 4984938938073023872385783475487 gold, now a songplease!@

There is a man in my closet
They call this man Brian
And he's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And Steve I know I'm one

Oh Brian was a player
He had an awesome blade
And yet he was a gamblin' man
Down in Knothole Glade

Now the only thing a gambler needs
Is a large sword and trunk
And the only time he's satisfied
Is when he's getting drunk

(organ solo)

Oh Angel tell your children
Not to do what I have done
Spend your lives in sin and misery
Do not anger the great Brian

Well, I got one hand on the saddle
The other hand on the mane
I'm goin' back to FableFreak
To wear that ball and chain

There is a man in my closet
They call this man Brian
And he's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And Steve I know I'm one


(To the tune of "House of the Rising sun by The Animals)

Sorry, I took ages picking the song.

 

[Darg]

Re: I am a bard

There is a man in my closet
They call this man Brian
And he's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And Steve I know I'm one

Oh Brian was a player
He had an awesome blade
And yet he was a gamblin' man
Down in Knothole Glade

Now the only thing a gambler needs
Is a large sword and trunk
And the only time he's satisfied
Is when he's getting drunk

(organ solo)

Oh Angel tell your children
Not to do what I have done
Spend your lives in sin and misery
Do not anger the great Brian

Well, I got one hand on the saddle
The other hand on the mane
I'm goin' back to FableFreak
To wear that ball and chain

There is a man in my closet
They call this man Brian
And he's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And Steve I know I'm one


(To the tune of "House of the Rising sun by The Animals)

Sorry, I took ages picking the song.

Great fricking Scott! Or should I say Steve... That was brilliant! It would seem that we have another bard to join the motley cast. +rep for that display of awesomeness my friend.

 

[Rhadiel]

Re: I am a bard

lol heres one of MY poems ^^

The Zodiac Brave Story

Once an honored noble, a fearsome fighter yet was tame
He once fought for honor, for his family name
Shattered by betrayal, and killed his once good friend
He now fights for what he believes, and fights for Ivalice end
Branded as a 'Heretic', and known throughout the land
He fought and somehow saved the the world, and is believed to be dead
Yet this may not be true, as such history may have told
Yet this is the true hero, as a legend of old
​

​

 

[Arcage]

Re: I am a bard

nice poems

 

[FableFreak]

Re: I am a bard

droded is his name
afro's are his game

He is self-proclaimed as "awesome"
But as one could tell
He has a somewhat inflated ego, on this he does not dwell

Living on the BrightSide
causes him to stay in high spirits
But when it comes to pride
Man he does he over the limits!


(I'm not much of a poet, but I tried... )

 

[Disconecter]

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Lol ile pay 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 gold to hear sommet about me pelase...and damn there goes my yearly pay

 

[FableFreak]

Re: I am a bard

His name is Disconecter
He is damn rich
Not in need of a protector
He surely will not *****

He is new to the forums
Another recruit! Hurrah!
Hopefully he will stay active
Unlike those other smelly bums

With a nice car
and an energetic personality
He will likely go far
Unless he comes back to reality

 

[droded]

Re: I am a bard

+Rep Freak.^_^

 

[Darg]

Re: I am a bard

Just because I feel like it, I'm going to do a brief one about the forums...

A place where legends go,
A place with both the bright and the dark,
A place where nobody knows,
A bluebird from a lark,
A place of craziness, of insanity,
Of absolute brilliance,
With vanity and resiliance,
For those who reside beneath this roof,
And all who offer here their praise,
Must be drunk and not aloof,
And perhaps in a daze,
But we live on through all and all,
And sing a merry song,
Through the rises and the falls,
And through strife long,
With greatness and guile,
Of the bold and the brave,
The evil and the defiled,
Only a few the day can save,
A feat not too hard,
Something no ordinary one can do,
Though it is all in a day's work for a bard...

 

[Arckon]

Re: I am a bard

nice +rep darg