If I could do anything??
Be prepared for a loooooooooooooonnngggggggg list:
1. Get naked.
2. Steal a car.
3. Drive in a total straight line with a total disregard for the geographical constraints to Karen Gillan's house.
4. Have sex with her in plain view of the general public (like on an ice cream stand or something).
5. Put on a bra and panties and run through the street throwing cacti at people.
6. Go Car Surfing.
7. Drive a plane around on the road, not flying, actually driving, so the wings smash all the buildings and stuff.
8. Aquire a harem of 50,000+ beautiful women who will follow my every command *suggestive eyebrows*
9. Aquire a personal army of soldiers who will also follow my every command, but not for the same purpose.
10. Make everyone give me all their money so I can swim in a giant pool of it.
11. Make Wales a giant paintball ground.
12. Drive a car out of an aeroplane and then bail out of said car (with a parachute) while leaving Nick Griffin locked inside.
13. Rename England "Edland".
14. Rename Earth "Awesometopia".
15. Design a car with super turbo chargers and laser guns and wings and ****.
And probably many more, when I can think of them...