My relatives suck ****

[TheJJMax]

My relatives suck ****

Thats right. You read it correctly. My relatives suck ****. Know why? Well, I'll tell you why.

When I came to Hawai'i, I expected we'd be sitting around on lawn chairs on a beach sipping Pepsi. But instead, I just sit around on my ass listening to the bull**** that is the Vietnamese language. And we keep going on "trips" for no ****ing reason. Like just now, I was "promised" a short "5 minute trip" which turned out to be a wasted hour of my ****ing life.

Also, my "relatives" say they talk "California". They butcher the English language, like Zarkes.

And, I'm actually ashamed of them.

There's my rant of the year.

 

[Skotekal]

Re: My relatives suck ****

The fact of the matter is Zarkes is probably a lot smarter than you. Spelling doesn't always mean everything. And I'd be ashamed to be related to you. Hell, if I found out I was I'd be tying my noose as we speak.

 

[TheJJMax]

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The fact of the matter is Zarkes is prob,mably a lot smarter than you. Spelling doesn't always mean everything. And I'd be ashamed to be related to you. Hell, if I found out I was I'd be tying my noose as we speak.

Too bad Zarkes can't type English. And too bad that in reality, everyone on the planet is very faintly related.

 

[The Guardian Angle]

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Lol im sensing some hostility towards your family i mean 1 whole hour OMFG are you kidding in that amount of time you could um spend an hour doing stuff its not that much of a loss compared to how old you are and the thing about hawaii would **** me off but not as far to say that my family sucks **** least they took you...

Btw am i still a fool if i clicked it Skotekal?

whoa you cant say another word for urine

 

[Wonderfoole WINO]

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So... your complaining about being on vacation in Hawii? And your relatives are boring you?

I come from a fairly disfunctional family, Id love to have to "put up" with yours.

BTW Zarkes is kewl.

gasp Iv been ninjad!

 

[Tsuyu]

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Welcome to the family vacation. Consider yourself blessed, because my family are having a hard-on when it comes to camping. Camping is a billion times worse because you're forced to live in a camper which is about the size of one room - I can barely stand my family in normal, regulated doses in a big house; being forced to endure them in a camper is just overkill.

 

[Cain]

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Is it me, or am I the only member who has parents that don't annoy me?

 

[Xeon]

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YOU WENT TO HAWAII AND DIDN'T SURF OR HAVE FUN IN THE HULA HUT!?!?!?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

You might aswell have gone to Canada

 

[TheJJMax]

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This is your rant? This?

First, it's not Vietnamese, it's Hawaiian.

Second, Zarkes tears up a language in writing. This can not be equated to the ungodly destruction of language as spoken. I dated this one woman for only two weeks because I got sick and tired of hearing her say "supposeBly". That said, such bastardization of a language as spoken can not be equated to the variations of a language, which brings me to my next point...

Third, what you are hearing from your family is sometimes called a dialect or a regional accent. Though Bostonians and Californians speak the same language, it's certainly not the same. Here's a list of relevant Wikipedia articles that are more or less accurate, because I don't feel like composing a long and drawn out essay to be wasted on someone like you:

• American English;
• North American English regional phonology;
• Regional vocabularies of American English;
• Dialect; and
• Variety (linguistics).

Fourth, the feeling you have for your relatives is most likely mutual, ask them and find out.

Fifth and final point, you're thirteen. Relatives will do this. They always do this. Being that you're as young as you are, I would suggest getting used to it because there are going to be a lot of things in life that won't go your way, and if you get upset enough over something as petty as this to post a rant, even one as mediocre as this, you'll be doing a lot of typing.

No, Vietnamese

So... your complaining about being on vacation in Hawii? And your relatives are boring you?

I come from a fairly disfunctional family, Id love to have to "put up" with yours.

BTW Zarkes is kewl.

gasp Iv been ninjad!

Yes

Is it me, or am I the only member who has parents that don't annoy me?

Yes

YOU WENT TO HAWAII AND DIDN'T SURF OR HAVE FUN IN THE HULA HUT!?!?!?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

You might aswell have gone to Canada

I did surf, but my board nearly impaled me when I got back to the shore :'(

 

[William1193]

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lol u got nothing on my trip to mauritius in 2006 with my family come on all i wanted to do is swim and eat icecream... but i was forced to visit stuff and do stuff i hated in super hot weather. you have stupid reason rant for

 

[TheJJMax]

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lol u got nothing on my trip to mauritius in 2006 with my family come on all i wanted to do is swim and eat icecream... but i was forced to visit stuff and do stuff i hated in super hot weather. you have stupid reason rant for

What/Where is "Mauritius"?

Hey, at least you didn't almost get impaled.

 

[droded]

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Mauritius is an island off the coast of Africa famous for being a popular holiday destination, as well as the only known home for the Dodo

 

[Trawgdor]

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Why are you just going to say that the Vietnamese language is bullsh*t because you either, 1. Can't understand it, or 2. Can't speak it?

Just because you don't understand a language doesn't mean that it's the worst thing ever.

EDIT: I'm going to rant.

Okay, so first of all, you're on a goddamn trip to HAWAII. Be happy that you're there with your family and not sitting at home doing nothing. Why don't you try to be grateful instead of the selfish little prick you are. The best Family trip I've ever gone to is Vietnam. If you've ever been there, it's a goddamn hell hole. There's people in the streets starving. Ya' know, if you hadn't had food for a week or two, a dog would look pretty damn delicious by now.

You're just probably some spoiled brat who gets everything they want.

 

[TheJJMax]

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Why are you just going to say that the Vietnamese language is bullsh*t because you either, 1. Can't understand it, or 2. Can't speak it?

Just because you don't understand a language doesn't mean that it's the worst thing ever.

EDIT: I'm going to rant.

Okay, so first of all, you're on a goddamn trip to HAWAII. Be happy that you're there with your family and not sitting at home doing nothing. Why don't you try to be grateful instead of the selfish little prick you are. The best Family trip I've ever gone to is Vietnam. If you've ever been there, it's a goddamn hell hole. There's people in the streets starving. Ya' know, if you hadn't had food for a week or two, a dog would look pretty damn delicious by now.

You're just probably some spoiled brat who gets everything they want.

No, I meant that it's pretty much Vietnamese 23/7, and in the 1 hour of English, it's "I speak California", and not "I speak like a Californian."

And second, Kingdom Hearts II at home is better than being impaled with a surf board.

 

[Firis]

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People would, and have killed for those $2,000 plane tickets, enjoy the sun, I had 4 days by the lake in a pink room, but it was a vacation... Love it babe, you won't have many years of vacations and constant video games, it gets harder, in a few months I get a part time job, bye bye 5 hours of Call of Duty.

 

[Xeon]

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You're one sad mother****er if you think video games are more fun than holiday at a tropical island were you can surf allmost anytime, I havn't surfed in years, that **** is better than sex

 

[Noctus]

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Oh bawww me a river. Be lucky you get a holiday other than going to your Grans house every year counting as a holiday.

Go and cry somewhere people care.

 

[TheJJMax]

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You're one sad mother****er if you think video games are more fun than holiday at a tropical island were you can surf allmost anytime, I havn't surfed in years, that **** is better than sex

You sir, are a non-believer!

People would, and have killed for those $2,000 plane tickets, enjoy the sun, I had 4 days by the lake in a pink room, but it was a vacation... Love it babe, you won't have many years of vacations and constant video games, it gets harder, in a few months I get a part time job, bye bye 5 hours of Call of Duty.

It was $10 due to my Frequent Flier Miles.

 

[Trawgdor]

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You really are just one of those rich little kids who gets whatever they want, are you?

 

[Tsuyu]

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Less personal attacks, puh-wease.