Superpowers...?
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i wanna be able to defy physics. ive always wanted to walk on walls and whatnot
i wanna be able to defy physics. ive always wanted to walk on walls and whatnot
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And not just that, what about when Earth is enveloped in the sun and you're floating around in bollock crushing cold until the Big Crunch, when you'll be sqaushed smaller than a pin head (more bollock crushing) and then flung away when the next Big Bang comes?
Gikoku Harakami;381970 said:
And not just that, what about when Earth is enveloped in the sun and you're floating around in bollock crushing cold until the Big Crunch, when you'll be sqaushed smaller than a pin head (more bollock crushing) and then flung away when the next Big Bang comes?
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Answer to Gikoku: I'd have had immortal children with a mortal woman by then, I'd have company. If that doesn't work, I can go back in time and bring back past me's to the future to keep me company.
Answer to Hobbe: Hibernation. Sleep is fun.
Also, I said the ability to go forwards and backwards in time, so I'd just time hop to after the "next Big Bang". Or I'd try at least.
HobbeBrain;382259 said:
Answer to Gikoku: I'd have had immortal children with a mortal woman by then, I'd have company. If that doesn't work, I can go back in time and bring back past me's to the future to keep me company.
Answer to Hobbe: Hibernation. Sleep is fun.
Also, I said the ability to go forwards and backwards in time, so I'd just time hop to after the "next Big Bang". Or I'd try at least.
Tsuyu
is wearing Queen's lace panties.
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If you're immortal, why not just strap a rocket up your bum and fly to another solar system? Y'know, one that isn't going all armageddon-y.
If you're immortal, why not just strap a rocket up your bum and fly to another solar system? Y'know, one that isn't going all armageddon-y.
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and the momentum you gained keeps propelling you through space
Gikoku Harakami;382381 said:
and the momentum you gained keeps propelling you through space
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and you crash into a planet and get really bored or a star and really can't see.
and you crash into a planet and get really bored or a star and really can't see.
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GENIUS!
*Extracts some of my blood and puts it in a vial*
Maybe if I mix this with rocket fuel...
I like you Darkened, you're a funny guy.
I'll kill you last.
DarkenedSoul;382460 said:
GENIUS!
*Extracts some of my blood and puts it in a vial*
Maybe if I mix this with rocket fuel...
I like you Darkened, you're a funny guy.
I'll kill you last.
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He's got all the time in the world. The only limitation is his patience.Gikoku Harakami;382464 said:
That's nice to know.Diablo;382491 said:
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To be able to point at things with my index finger and say "BOOM" to see them explode. I'd call myself.. The Master Exploder.
To be able to point at things with my index finger and say "BOOM" to see them explode. I'd call myself.. The Master Exploder.
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"Oh, Master Exploder, my poor baby's falling from the roof of that sixty story skyscraper!"
"Never fear ma'am, I shall save it!"
(Explodes baby...)
Zjuggernaut;382500 said:
"Oh, Master Exploder, my poor baby's falling from the roof of that sixty story skyscraper!"
"Never fear ma'am, I shall save it!"
(Explodes baby...)
Skotekal
Sheeple President
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"I did not mean..." ("he did not mean...)
"to blow your mind..." (to blow your mind...)
"sorry, it happens all the tiiiiiiiime!
"I did not mean..." ("he did not mean...)
"to blow your mind..." (to blow your mind...)
"sorry, it happens all the tiiiiiiiime!
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Superpower to instantly find any song to sing in any situation.
"Oh God! I'm bleeding!"
"Keep bleeding, keep, keep bleeding..."
"AARRGH! Now my face has fallen on broken glass, and some is caught in my MOUTH!!"
"FORCE FED BROKEN GLASS!!"
"Dear lord, I see the light!"
"Let it shiii-iiiiii-iiiiine, ket it shine..."
Superpower to instantly find any song to sing in any situation.
"Oh God! I'm bleeding!"
"Keep bleeding, keep, keep bleeding..."
"AARRGH! Now my face has fallen on broken glass, and some is caught in my MOUTH!!"
"FORCE FED BROKEN GLASS!!"
"Dear lord, I see the light!"
"Let it shiii-iiiiii-iiiiine, ket it shine..."