Tombstones: Hilarity in the Grave

[Orpheus Lupus]

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"Thought it would be funny to see what he could spell on the rocks in Witchwood."

 

[element1]

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"Thought it would be funny to see what he could spell on the rocks in Witchwood."

good one

interresting thread
gonna try a few :

"...But you should see the other guy"

"Till death do us part, she said to me
So now I lie here, peacefull and free "

"Here lies the greatest warrior the world has ever seen!
He fought every dark creature that once lived!
Slained armies in countless wars!
Also, he had cancer."

"There's room for one more "

"She held here breath until she got her way,
so her father obliged and gave her this expensive coffin."

"To see a nice sunrise was her hearths desire
alas she forgot that she was a vampire."

that's it for now, maybe some more later ^_^

I like the death do us part one lol

 

[droded]

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lol, you can Imagine what was running through the guys mind

"S...H...I...(hehehehe).T! WTF!?"

 

[Albion Knight]

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"I got invited to a party"
"I think the place is called Skorm"

 

[FableFreak]

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Here lies Albion Knight
In life he = teh coolness

 

[Albion Knight]

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Oh you're definitely getting

for that

 

[Sephiroxas]

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"If only I had a sword...then I wouldn't be here.."

 

[Albion Knight]

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Here lies Albion Knight
Tried one Mod too many

 

[Skorm]

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"The programmer is apologizing that he couldn't place here a monster. The NPC market is currently undergoing a crisis."

"Katya sleeps beneath this stone,
And seldom she slept before - alone!"
- These are from Sacred

And what about:
"Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?"

"Here lies a famous bard,
Hexadecimal was his name,
With tuneful lute and voice clear and loud
He put all of the rest to shame

Some of his songs gave a chill,
Some made men laughing and crying
Immortal are his songs, yet still
He wanted to be immortal through not dying."

I like this one.

 

[Hexadecimal]

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"Here lies a famous bard,
Hexadecimal was his name,
With tuneful lute and voice clear and loud
He put all of the rest to shame

Some of his songs gave a chill,
Some made men laughing and crying
Immortal are his songs, yet still
He wanted to be immortal through not dying."

I like this one.

umm... I like that one too... but is it about some other Hexadecimal?

 

[Albion Knight]

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Hexadecimal both the animation and the forum member are Female
If I had known she would have not felt the need to impale

 

[Skorm]

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*Turns to Hexadecimal* My apologies, I didn't notice you were a lady... *starts to feel ashamed, blushes, and makes 3 typing errors, good that there's spelling check*
So, I guess it goes this way...

*Here lies a famous bard,
Hexadecimal was her name,
With tuneful lute and voice clear and loud
She put all of the rest to shame

Some of her songs gave a chill,
Some made men laughing and crying
Immortal are her songs, yet still
She wanted to be immortal through not dying."

And once again, my apologies. :blush:

 

[Hexadecimal]

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My apologies, I didn't notice you were a lady... *starts to feel ashamed, blushes, and makes 3 typing errors, good that there's spelling check*
So, I guess it goes this way...

*Here lies a famous bard,
Hexadecimal was her name,
With tuneful lute and voice clear and loud
She put all of the rest to shame

Some of her songs gave a chill,
Some made men laughing and crying
Immortal are her songs, yet still
She wanted to be immortal through not dying."

And once again, my apologies. :blush:

hehe it's ok... people seem to constantly be confusing me for a male... I'm convinced it's due to my being a fugly chud... or something...

I do thouroughly enjoy being regaled with verse though, so you can have some rep

 

[Albion Knight]

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Nice revery
I would have too had I my wits about me

 

[FableFreak]

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"Here lies Bob Rawlins
In life he feared germs
In death he now feeds the worms"

umm... I like that one too... but is it about some other Hexadecimal?

Who is this Himadecimal, err... I mean Hexadecimal, because I only know one Hexadecimal and SHE is cooler than this other Hexadecimal guy...

 

[Hexadecimal]

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Who is this Himadecimal, err... I mean Hexadecimal, because I only know one Hexadecimal and SHE is cooler than this other Hexadecimal guy...

hehehe Himadecimal...:lol:
thanks fablefreak
... at least I assume you were referring to me and not the character... although you'd be right on both counts... ^_^

 

[Unsung Hunter]

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here lies Rose
she was a whore, and she got paid
but life closed the door, when she got aids


lol im horrible at this=P

 

[FableFreak]

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here lies Rose
she was a whore, and she got paid
but life closed the door, when she got aids


lol im horrible at this=P

I thought it was a little funny... Heheehee..


Here lies Mitchell Woerner
His annoyance knew no bounds
I wished for him to meet the coroner
My wish laid him to ground

And as he decays and rots
His shrill voice shall torment
Those who burn in brimstone
And we all living can sigh in relief
That this filthy beast is surely gone

 

[droded]

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"S***! Well I f***ed up.."

 

[Jops]

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"Till death do us part, she said to me
So now I lie here, peacefull and free "

Or perhaps:

"Till death do us part she said. Now 20 years she has been dead. Lets hope she keeps her promise in heaven"

"Here lies Jim, died penniless, leaving us with the funeral bill"

"Here lies blind Bob. Didn't see death coming"