Tombstones: Hilarity in the Grave

[Angel]

Re: Tombstones: Hilarity in the Grave

"Here lies Sharon Powell
Her spine fell out of place
She snapped in half, taking a bath
So we saved on burial space"

 

[droded]

Re: Tombstones: Hilarity in the Grave

Here lies poor droded,
He didn't think the gun was loaded.

 

[Albion Knight]

Re: Tombstones: Hilarity in the Grave

Here lies Matilda
Jacobs only daughter
Proved innocent of witchcraft
Held under water

 

[droded]

Re: Tombstones: Hilarity in the Grave

Here lies Matilda
Jacobs only daughter
Proved innocent of witchcraft
Held under water

What made you think up that lol?

 

[Albion Knight]

Re: Tombstones: Hilarity in the Grave

I just tried to come up with something fabley

 

[droded]

Re: Tombstones: Hilarity in the Grave

Lol, I'll try aswell..

 

[Albion Knight]

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Here lies Maze

Told his wife he'd soon be back.
With hope and dreams to pray on
He went to go help Jack
Find the Sword on Aeons

 

[droded]

Re: Tombstones: Hilarity in the Grave

Who's that meant to be? Maze? lol

 

[Albion Knight]

Re: Tombstones: Hilarity in the Grave

He wasn't quite as skilled
As most other heroes
He easily was killed
For writing Guild of Zeroes

 

[droded]

Re: Tombstones: Hilarity in the Grave

Hey Todd, read your PMs...

 

[Albion Knight]

Re: Tombstones: Hilarity in the Grave

Who's that meant to be? Maze? lol

Forgot to add that thanks

 

[Angel]

Re: Tombstones: Hilarity in the Grave

The Minions, they were plenty
You chose to fight not flee
All over in just moments
Rather you than me

 

[FableFreak]

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The Bandits crowded round
To watch this drunken bar fight
I fell unconscience to the ground
This rhyme is getting quite trite

He stabbed me bloody
And stomped my face
He got my coat all muddy
And murdered me with grace

 

[-Ravan-]

Re: Tombstones: Hilarity in the Grave

His Name Was Scythe,
He Tried My Guise,
Now Here He Lies.
G. Reaper.

Ravan was His Name,
Helping was His Game,
Balvorines where his bane.

Live Life to the Fullest,
Then you'll Die Happy,

If only he'd remebered his Helmet...

 

[droded]

Re: Tombstones: Hilarity in the Grave

Those are nice Ravan!

 

[-Ravan-]

Re: Tombstones: Hilarity in the Grave

Mr West,
Liked His Dress,
It Was The Best,
An Arrow Pierced His Breast,
Whilst on a Quest.

 

[droded]

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You do have a knack for this don't you.

 

[-Ravan-]

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Not really it take me a lot longer to think them up than most.

Lady Elvera Grey,
Disowned From Bowerstone,
Pleged Revenge,
Hated Failure, Hated Help from "heroes"
Took Her own Life.

 

[droded]

Re: Tombstones: Hilarity in the Grave

You should post in the "I am a Bard" thread.

 

[-Ravan-]

Re: Tombstones: Hilarity in the Grave

But i am not. I am really not all that good with words.

He Liked His Fishing
He Went A Dipping
He Caught A Kraken
He Died A Laughing.