Tombstones: Hilarity in the Grave

[droded]

Re: Tombstones: Hilarity in the Grave

Thats a good one as well..

In the " I am a Bard" thread you should get people to request short jingles! ^_^

 

[-Ravan-]

Re: Tombstones: Hilarity in the Grave

Where is it i'll have a little try i guess it couldn't hurt. lol, and why is this great thread seeming to die.

 

[droded]

Re: Tombstones: Hilarity in the Grave

Maybe because no one is online at 2am?

I think its in the art section...

 

[-Ravan-]

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Ancient Warrior of Unknown Name
Left Homless Ophaned & Tamed
Used Will, Skill and Blades,
To Cut His Foes to thier Shame,
His Greatest Victories Came
Over Jack of Blades
His Wife & Dame
Left His Game
To Play on other Days

 

[droded]

Re: Tombstones: Hilarity in the Grave

Nice one, but thats sort of a bummer that the hero dies..

 

[-Ravan-]

Re: Tombstones: Hilarity in the Grave

it is 500 years after, as a small added bonus it could be in the Old Heros Guild with the other three graves. also i would like to see that building turned into a libary/school fo Bowerstone. adding this to wishlist.

 

[droded]

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That would be truly awesome!

 

[Sephiroxas]

Re: Tombstones: Hilarity in the Grave

Lets keep going with the graves.

 

[Dark Drakan]

Re: Tombstones: Hilarity in the Grave

Lets keep going with the graves.

Yep keep it on topic people.

Nice one, but thats sort of a bummer that the hero dies..

Well in a grave and tombstones thread i should hope hes dead.

 

[droded]

Re: Tombstones: Hilarity in the Grave

Here lies droded's hair
It was a pretty rare
sight. Especially
in those days when he
used a large sized
comb. His hair was his demise
and he was soon stabbed
in the chest by a bunch of
Chavs.

Yeah it rhymes sort of..
(Trying my best to please Sephy)

 

[Albion Knight]

Re: Tombstones: Hilarity in the Grave

Here lies Briar Rose
Full of style head to toes
At first glance my heart she stole
But in the end I took her soul

 

[FableFreak]

Re: Tombstones: Hilarity in the Grave

Here lies Briar Rose
Full of style head to toes
At first glance my heart she stole
But in the end I took her soul

Ha! That was really good! +rep for you!



In the Ground, here lies Whisper
She was head strong, no one could defeat her
But came along a hero named Deathbringer, or Avatar, or whether your fancy be near or far

He slayed her in a ring of sand and blood
And no one doubted if he could
From Jack of Blades he won an extra prize
So there is the story of Whispers demise

 

[Albion Knight]

Re: Tombstones: Hilarity in the Grave

Thanks

Here lies fablefreak1
Not the slightest bit meek
His knowledge was beyond his age
But was misaken for a droid by cloneage!!!

Here lies Thunder
was full of pride and then of rage
At the death of his sister half his age
Now he's six feet under

Here lies Whisper
Wasn't much of a hero
Hobbe contest score 31-0
All her life she whined and moaned
And in the end she was P0WN3D

 

[Albion Knight]

Re: Tombstones: Hilarity in the Grave

Here lies Whisper
Wasn't much of a hero
Hobbe contest score 31-0
All her life she whined and moaned
And in the end she was P0WN3D

 

[droded]

Re: Tombstones: Hilarity in the Grave

Thanks

Here lies fablefreak1
Not the slightest bit meek
His knowledge was beyond his age
But was misaken for a droid by cloneage!!!

Here lies Thunder
was full of pride and then of rage
At the death of his sister half his age
Now he's six feet under

Here lies Whisper
Wasn't much of a hero
Hobbe contest score 31-0
All her life she whined and moaned
And in the end she was P0WN3D

Woah, that must be a pretty deep hole to get a huge,pumped, dead, eight-foot-black-guy six feet under^_^

And 31-0!? That is outrageous lol!:lol:

But all of your little jingles have been very good Todd!+rep

 

[Angel]

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Here lies Albert Einstein
Not so clever now, are you?

Dear departed Droded
He's buried here and there
We could not find one coffin
To bury all that hair

 

[droded]

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Bravo! +Rep to you as well Angel! (but remind me as it seems I've run out of rep...

 

[FableFreak]

Re: Tombstones: Hilarity in the Grave

Here rests Steve
His goal in life was to achieve
He married, worked, and never lied
Not the same story for his friend nearby

-------

Andy was his name
Oblivion, Fable, and Half-Life twas his game
He lived life in a fog of rum and sherry
His high alcohol blood level kept him merry

He traveled the Earth
In search of more
Spirits and beverages was practically his chore
But his expanding gurth made him fragile as jelly
And what killed him was his massive beer belly...

 

[Orpheus Lupus]

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"Finally! Everyone can leave me alone!"

"Somedays, you just plain don't remember the Silver augmentation."

 

[Unsung Hunter]

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"here lies bob
his chances of living long were quite slim
and his desire to make love to balverines, got the best of him"


lol