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Tombstones: Hilarity in the Grave

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"I shouldn't have taken that last quest card"
 
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What if one grave said, "GO AWAY," then if you read it again it said "Leave me ALONE!" then if you read it one more time a wicked undead rises and attacks you.
 
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Like the idea there Porter.

Now i am going to try and put these in best i remember before my web browser closes again

He was a wonder
Made many a blunder
Danced with grace
Owned a Plastic Face
Was an unusual Man
Who Believed Himself Pan.
M.Jackson

Cpt D.Jones
Dont Open His Locker.

Mrs D.Jones
Harsher than any Sea or Ocean Stom
Tamed the Legend who was her Husband.

His Name Was Elvis
Could move his Pelvis
The King Of Rock
He sure could Roll
Unfortuantly
He Met a Troll

If E+MC Squared
Where does that leave me??

Cpt Ahab
Lost his Leg
Wanted Revenge
Caught His Whale
Met His End.

For the next two please refer to Blackcountry Humour and Accents

Elai-
Went to the Cut
Caught a Whale
Threw it back, There Weren't no Spokes.

Aknock-
Saw Elai's Catch Also Concluded There Were No Spokes
 
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porter;56030 said:
What if one grave said, "GO AWAY," then if you read it again it said "Leave me ALONE!" then if you read it one more time a wicked undead rises and attacks you.
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Cool idea! Kinda like one of the graves in Balder's Gate where the wizard had faked his death.
 
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porter;56030 said:
What if one grave said, "GO AWAY," then if you read it again it said "Leave me ALONE!" then if you read it one more time a wicked undead rises and attacks you.
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That would be really cool lol, like the S-H-I-T Balverines!
 
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Here lies Ari
A stout old mage
He fought with others leaner and half his age
He was struck by his Arena partners arrow
He had to be moved by wheelbarrow
 
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Nice one
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"Gone to lunch. Back in 30 Minutes."
 
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- Here in lies Tsuyu -

The biggest pervert the world ever seen.
Loved to spy on the girls in the shower.
Already at young age he was a pervert.

He ended his days with cracked nuts and ruptured spleen.
Some say it was the work of a greater power.
One of the girls that day was extremely alert.
 
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Tsuyu;57110 said:
- Here in lies Tsuyu -

The biggest pervert the world ever seen.
Loved to spy on the girls in the shower.
Already at young age he was a pervert.

He ended his days with cracked nuts and ruptured spleen.
Some say it was the work of a greater power.
One of the girls that day was extremely alert.
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-Ravan-;56031 said:
Like the idea there Porter.

Now i am going to try and put these in best i remember before my web browser closes again

His Name Was Elvis
Could move his Pelvis
The King Of Rock
He sure could Roll
Unfortuantly
He Met a Troll
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Those are very nice i like the elvis one and tsuyus..
 
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here lies Doug
in life he was a slug
when pitted against that freight train
it squashed him like a bug
THE END! :D
 
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Here lies the Guildmaster
Also known as Weaver
Should have been a bit faster
Caught by The Bereaver
 
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The Raven Sees,
Ther Raven Saw,
The Raven Deeds,
The Raven Cored,
The Raven Selects,
The Raven Protects,
The Raven Collects,
and here I rests.
 
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hows theses?

"Dont you have somthing better to do?"

"Amanda Hugnkiss" (get it? lolol)

"Here lies Monty Python"

"RIP Sir Not Appearing In This Game"

"Here Lies Jack Of Blades....We Think"

"Uzimaki Naruto, We still don't belevie it"

"Eat my gravesoil!"

"Al Simmons, We'll see you in Hell"

"3 years of game development, spent on stupid things to say on graves"

"What do you want on your tombstone?"
"Where ever evil exisited...Mumm-Ra LIVED!"
 
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Here lies MacArthur,
Fled the archipelago,
Not as bad as Carcer,
But really screwed his men over.

(No, it didn't rhyme)

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Here lies John Brown,
A bigger **** than Forrest,
But but they inspire just about the same frown,
Thank god they eternally rest.

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Here sleeps Jesse,
Knew he'd never be eaten by Chessie,
Now if only he hadn't gone swimming,
When the fish were far from brimming.

(This requires explanation. Just pretend it says Nessie, not Chessie, and it'll make more sense)

v.2

Here stands a cenotaph, in memory of Jesse,
Could've sworn that he was friends with Chessie,
If only he hadn't decided to go swimming,
When the fish were far from brimming.
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Here is buried The Dagger,
Only man to never stagger,
Now if only he had remembered,
To never get dismembered
Should've known not to commit treason,
Without very good reason.

(Hmmm.. I think it makes sense... do you?)

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Last to die was Becky,
First was that old techy,
In the middle was he,
Stupid to fight Balverines with just three.

___

Dead too soon,
Fallen too hard,
Which is why, in a monsoon,
You don't work high above your yard,

___

Here lies the longwinded, the overexcited, the great Walker,
Shouldn't have made up so many rhymes, when he isn't much of a talker,

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I hate rhymes and poetry, so I don't know why I did get so overexcited. You have my apologies for subjecting you to this. But one more:

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Here lies James Ryder Randall,
Wrote dumbass poetry,
About "his" beloved state,
When he lived in Louisiana,
If only he hadn't been a Marylander,
Who's piece of **** was enshrined, in 1929

(Note: Maryland, My Maryland probably did not become the state song in 1929, but it was in the 1920s. I just wanted a rhyme of some sort.)
 
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here lies Raize. a great warrior how never denied a challenge. i think it got the best of him.

first one to dround wins go!O.o
 
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How about:

What the hell....

Here lies Brutha - demons consumed his heart, soul, mind... and pants.

Sparrowhawk - looks so much nicer now.

Herein lies Fuzzy - a poor man is suddenly richer...

Uncle Ed
Rich in life
Now he's dead

I heard that...

Here lies Arrowdodger, obviously wasted his money.
 
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How about... "If you can read this, you're standing on my balls"
 
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