Your Favourite Joke Thread.

[Skotekal]

Yeah, I don't see how that is anything but a deer.

 

[SimonKalevra]

I already posted which joke made me laugh the first time I heard it, you guys didn't.
I'd love for you to do that, because you come off kinda humorless.
Even joked around with you guys, but you seem to take it the wrong way (up the butt?)

Anyway, I'm real sorry if you thought I was being serious. Like when I called you a teletubbie, Noctus - I didn't mean that
Although the first time I saw your avatar, I thought it looked kinda like a penis - which is funny, because let's face it, you are kinda being a dick to me

Skotekal, I have no idea who you are, but you act like I've offended you in some way earlier - I can't say I'm sorry, because I honestly don't know what I did to you. But I'd love for you to point it out.
or maybe you just don't like me - which is fine. Well no it's not, but your mom's kinda hot, so whatever.

Lighten up, I'm an immature guy joking around on a gaming forum - how serious can my statements be?

 

[Noctus]

I didn't once think you were being serious. I just thought you were being an annoying little brat, and that holds true.

 

[HobbeBrain]

Oh and don't be condescending to me, boy. My avatar is a deer, the shadow of a deer in clouds - and yet I'm apparently the slow learner. Good job being self-defeating, brah.

While I do take your side in the other stuff you said, I do think that pretty much everyone thought your Avatar was a penis at some point.

 

[Angel]

Yeah, I did :lol:

 

[Tsuyu]

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used his hookshot.

 

[SimonKalevra]

I didn't once think you were being serious. I just thought you were being an annoying little brat, and that holds true.

Why are you so mean all the time?
I'm not little, or a brat. I'm 178 cm - I'm Godzilla to the Japanese!
You've got to cut lose - let me have my jokes!

I'm a peacock - you've gotta let me fly!!!


Dude, I love that movie...


Anyway, whatever you think of me is your problem. So keep it to yourself, there's no need to infest a thread with your negative attitude
Instead send me a massage if your hate for me just can't be contained, or post something on my wall.

 

[Noctus]

I'd rather you stopped being so condescending.

 

[Monrizzo]

A Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.
The Scotsman man shouts ' Awa ye feel hoor thatâs full Oâ coos Sharn'
(Don't drink the water, it's full of cow s ** t.)
The man shouts back 'I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you'.
The Scotsman man shouts back 'Use both hands, you'll get more in.'

 

[Angel]

I'd rather you stopped being so condescending.

Aaaaaaand I'd rather this seriously was taken elsewhere, k?

Keep on topic, pwease

 

[SimonKalevra]

I'd rather you stopped being so condescending.

I didn't once think you were being serious. I just thought you were being an annoying little brat, and that holds true.

Just keep posting your non-sensical banter, it won't be long until nearly everyone wants you gone - and it won't be my problem.

Oh and don't be condescending to me, boy. My avatar is a deer, the shadow of a deer in clouds - and yet I'm apparently the slow learner. Good job being self-defeating, brah.

Your profile says you're 22. I can't picture this.

....

This is actually on topic.
Might just be the joke that made me laugh the loudest