Your First Crush?

[Arseface]

I thought incest was illegal in Australia. Or is this about your dog? Because I'm pretty sure that's illegal too.

Hurrrrrrrr

 

[Angel]

Young, dumb and willing. That'll sort you out...

 

[Relinquished Reality]

I'm having girl troubles and I want to use this thread to talk about them.

hmm, well last time i had girl troubles i realized i was gay, and i never had girl troubles ever again :b

 

[Tsuyu]

Young, dumb and willing. That'll sort you out...

That's all I'm looking for in a partner, really.

 

[Arseface]

hmm, well last time i had girl troubles i realized i was gay, and i never had girl troubles ever again :b

Maybe I should turn gay then. But then I'd probably have boy troubles. I think I'm just going to join a doomsday cult instead.

 

[Necromancer]

hmm, well last time i had girl troubles i realized i was gay, and i never had girl troubles ever again :b

Man, must be nice not having to worry 'bout boobs 'n' stuff.

Maybe I should turn gay then. But then I'd probably have boy troubles. I think I'm just going to join a doomsday cult instead.

I have a better idea, one that would be sure to solve all of these problems: asexual reproduction! Let's hear it for budding! w00t!

 

[Arseface]

I have a better idea, one that would be sure to solve all of these problems: asexual reproduction! Let's hear it for budding! w00t!

Why didn't I think of it before! *slowly splits into two mes* Thank god for mitosis.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

I think the best course of action here is to decide which animal it would be the funniest for human beings to try and mate like.

Personally I'm leaning towards turtles.

 

[Necromancer]

My first thought was a porcupine.

 

[Quistrix]

Dolphins.

And what do they say about dolphins?

Think about it.

 

[D3m190d]

Dolphins.

And what do they say about dolphins?

Think about it.

They're good meat?

 

[Quistrix]

They're good meat?

Nope. Read this.

Dolphins are funneh.

 

[D3m190d]

Nope. Read this.

Dolphins are funneh.

So... Humans learned their behavior from dolphins?! =O
Also; last line.

 

[Quistrix]

Also; last line. :blink:

Heh, I was like: http://myfacewhen.com/203/

 

[D3m190d]

Heh, I was like: http://myfacewhen.com/203/

I was more like :shifty:

 

[Sean]

Sarah.

 

[Tsuyu]

It is funny actually. See, when humans get into the water to play and pet with dolphins it sexually arouses them as rubbing and touching against each other, especially around the head and mouth, is their form of foreplay.

There are quite a few cases of tourists having been "raped" by dolphins as a result.

 

[Gikoku]

Sarah.

Care to go any further than that?

It is funny actually. See, when humans get into the water to play and pet with dolphins it sexually arouses them as rubbing and touching against each other, especially around the head and mouth, is their form of foreplay.

There are quite a few cases of tourists having been "raped" by dolphins as a result.

Reminds me of the pet chihuahua my sister once had, who would get easily aroused if you rubbed his back near the tail. He'd then start running around with a boner humping legs, jumping into people's laps, and eventually ejaculating on them prematurely... including the children.

 

[Tsuyu]

Pedochihuahua...?

 

[D3m190d]

Care to go any further than that?

Reminds me of the pet chihuahua my sister once had, who would get easily aroused if you rubbed his back near the tail. He'd then start running around with a boner humping legs, jumping into people's laps, and eventually ejaculating on them prematurely... including the children.

I... What...- :blink:'