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Given up smoking taken up drinking.

Re: Given up smoking taken up drinking.

Nah. It's a drunk driver hitting people in a bicycle race, but if you want to say it's funny then sure. :D
 
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I drink but I seldom get drunk. Still...

Sean;317129 said:
If you drink:
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then don't drive.

I don't smoke. I simply can't stand the smell. And it stinks up your clothes and your breath pretty bad.
 
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well I guess it's really up to you. We all die at one point, it's just a matter of how. Though if you're responsible with it, and you don't get black out drunk all the time. It might not be too bad. *shrug*
 
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Yeah i was drunk when i made this thread, after sobering up I've taken up smokine again. So no need for this threads existence.
 
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Skotekal;318005 said:
My question is why are you stupid enough to smoke at your age?

Becuase I am addicted? Becuase i started smoking a year ago, because my friend you need to learn to take back the smoke if your gonna smoke weed? Stop me when i hit a good reason.
 
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Trawgdor;318047 said:
Yeah! Just staple your mouth shut!
Wait...

No seriously, do what Trawgdor suggests. :D
 
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Drinking's more fun but it'll kill you faster.
Smoking just makes you smell and your teeth get yellow. That's horrible.
 
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If you start drinking you will become addicted to it along with the cigs. then you will be and alchoholic smoker and nobody will like you so you will turn to ilegal drugs. you will become addicted heavy ilegal drugs and never have enough money to feed all your addictions causing you to whore yourself out to anyone and everyone. you will catch every STD know to man and they will discover a few knew ones in you aswell. this will attract all sorts of attention from the medical and scientific communites who will be constantly examining you. they will quickly find out that your new deseases are highly contagious but it will be to late. a pandemic of multiple deseases will spread like wildfire accross the contenent killing millions in its wake, it will soon move overseas and the death toll will increase even more. the few survivors will find themselves in a world stinking of death, they will riot in the streets doing whatever it takes to survive. dead bodies will be everywere and people will start necromanic cults and perform rituals all day long. they will eventually succed causing a huge crack in the universe to open up, and all the dead people from the past will come raining down to feed upon the living. a zombie apocolypse will plauge the earth, destroying everything thats left of humanity. oil facilities will explode and huge wildfires will rage accross the globe. in the end all thats left of the earth will be a big smoking ball of ash. and you will be left alone, forever to wander the earth knowing you were the one that brought about armageddon.

is that what you want?
 
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.....That's actually pretty awesome...
I would totally make my own cult...
Anyone who wants to join my cult of doom, say I....?






Meh...Bad idea. I'll just become a zombie.
Always wanted to know what that'd be like...
 
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TJ Griffin;318088 said:
If you start drinking you will become addicted to it along with the cigs. then you will be and alchoholic smoker and nobody will like you so you will turn to ilegal drugs. you will become addicted heavy ilegal drugs and never have enough money to feed all your addictions causing you to whore yourself out to anyone and everyone. you will catch every STD know to man and they will discover a few knew ones in you aswell. this will attract all sorts of attention from the medical and scientific communites who will be constantly examining you. they will quickly find out that your new deseases are highly contagious but it will be to late. a pandemic of multiple deseases will spread like wildfire accross the contenent killing millions in its wake, it will soon move overseas and the death toll will increase even more. the few survivors will find themselves in a world stinking of death, they will riot in the streets doing whatever it takes to survive. dead bodies will be everywere and people will start necromanic cults and perform rituals all day long. they will eventually succed causing a huge crack in the universe to open up, and all the dead people from the past will come raining down to feed upon the living. a zombie apocolypse will plauge the earth, destroying everything thats left of humanity. oil facilities will explode and huge wildfires will rage accross the globe. in the end all thats left of the earth will be a big smoking ball of ash. and you will be left alone, forever to wander the earth knowing you were the one that brought about armageddon.

is that what you want?

:lol: Awesome!
Just gave you a rep. You deserve it!
 
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Zjuggernaut;316610 said:
Dark Drakan can help if you want to start drinking.

Had to laugh at that as i knew someone would say it. :lol:

Tsuyu;316620 said:
Grow some friggin' cohones and don't substitute one addiction with another.

JohnDoe;316874 said:
"Cajones"
But of course Tsuyu is right. Substituting addictions is not the same as giving up an addiction.

At your age you should be having nothing to do with either substance as it is.

Id agree with both these to be honest. I started at quite a young as but at the same time it gave me a mature view to it and i only had a couple of drinks here and there when i was young. Of course there was a few times id gotten really drunk but these were rare. Over the years ive drank alcohol quite a lot and had some really good times but along with those there have been some really bad times. My fitness went down when i discovered alcohol and id done lots of really stupid things and said and did things that could have been avoided if i hadnt been wasted. My drinking these days has now been drastically cut down to avoid any of the bad situations it brings as alcohol can ruin your life. I still drink and will continue to do so but the way you talk about it, its as if your going to replace cigarettes with alcohol meaning it will become a daily thing. Thats definitely not a good idea and it will do more harm than good.

I could go on about this stuff all day as ive seen lots of situations involving alcohol. Main point is that at a legal age alcohol is fun and can be a perfectly healthy part of your life if your sensible about it and drink in moderation. Getting drunk every once in a while is fine (at a legal age preferably) however drinking constantly to get drunk will only bring problems. After noticing you posting lots of threads speaking about relationship problems and things like that alcohol will only make those situations worse. As when drinking your confidence often skyrockets and you would do things that when sober you would never dream of. Then make excuses that you only did it 'because you were drunk'.

DarkenedSoul;317035 said:
Why don't you find a time consuming hobby to take your mind off it? Swapping addictions is a nasty business.

Another good point, i took up going to the gym and also gaming more. Drinking often costs a lot of money too and can be an expensive pass time.
 
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Excessive drinking on a regular basis is for idiots, end of. I did it daily and it caused me no end of trouble and now I can't touch the stuff because I'm an alcoholic and once I start again, I know I won't stop. Sure, not everyone will become dependent on it but why take that risk?

Plus, as Andy said, hell of an expensive hobby...and who the hell wants to get liver disease before 30??