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I have cancer

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I have cancer

It's true.

A couple of years back I got my knee x-rayed and the doctors noticed a white spot on the x-ray, I was asked to come back every six months to get my knee scanned to see if the tumor grows, it is some weird tumor that they don't really know what is.

Anyway, a couple of days ago I was at the doctors office to get my test results. I walk into his office and he says that it would probably be better if I sat down for this. He looks at his test results and then looks up and says:

"I'm sorry but you've got cancer."

My life flashes infront of me and a 1000 thoughts go through my mind, after calming myself down I ask him how long I got.

He looks at his computer for about 10 seconds and then looks back at me.

"Well..... Statistically speaking..... 50 - 60 years"

I'm like WTF!!!

he laughed.


Apparently I have the most ridiculous kind of cancer known to man, cancer that doesn't do..... anything...
 
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Asshole! I was feeling bad :(

But after I read "50 - 60 years" I don't feel so bad :P

Just kidding, sorry you have that cancer, even though you'll get to live most of your life. xD
 
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When I was reading that my brain skipped to 10 seconds. I was gonna say, how the hell did you post that?

:P
 
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^ffs do you have to post lulz or lolz or lol or anything that has to do with lol, in every post?

You're gonna die Xeon.
 
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Daemon300;326367 said:
^ffs do you have to post lulz or lolz or lol or anything that has to do with lol, in every post?

You're gonna die Xeon.
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lulz lulz lulz yes lulz lulz lulz

Everyone dies at one point. Even you, Daemon.
 
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Gunman23;326378 said:
lulz lulz lulz yes lulz lulz lulz

Everyone dies at one point. Even you, Daemon.
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I died once, It's a real pain in the neck now rigamortise has set in. (don't care if i spelt it wrong my pointless joke is made!)
 
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Rigor Mortis, and if that set in you wouldn't be able to move? Assuming you can have Rigor Mortis and be alive? :P

I'm happy you have a long time to live Xeon ;)
 
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Senna;326387 said:
Rigor Mortis, and if that set in you wouldn't be able to move? Assuming you can have Rigor Mortis and be alive? :P

I'm happy you have a long time to live Xeon ;)
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It set in and my neck hurts because it's straight, that was the joke D:

I just have to realise I'm not funny anymore :(
 
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False alarm. Empathy mode shutting down.

I was gonna think of something more creative to say, but I couldnt come up with anything.
 
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^ What did bush do that was so bad? (I ask this because MOST people don't even know and they just like to say that so they look like they stand for something.)

Life is the longest thing you will ever experience. So either way, Life was not short.
 
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You had my heart racing... Well, I'm sorry you have cancer...




Bush is not the worst ever.
 
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