Where is everyone? *SPOILERS*

[Archmenel]

It did change. I liked the original tune better.


Oh, just thought of something and it relates, indirectly, to the intent of this thread - being that it relates to Reaver. All right, it doesn't exactly relate but I thought of it and want to say it.

Anywho, I was doing my third play-through today and in Reaver's mansion, right before the butler who is eaten by a balverine-she-devil grants you entry to the 'ball room,' I stopped to take a look round at exactly what manner of debauchery Reaver and his guests had partaken of in the dining area. There I came upon a man leaning into the wall, ****ing, and his man-part is sticking right out there. When you look from every conceivable angle, as I did, to see whether this is really what you believe it to be or a part of his hand - it appears to be the former of the two.

Now, to keep in line with this thread: I want to know where that wank went and what happened to him.

 

[MaleficRaven]

It's got to be a joke because that does not sound like Garth or Hammer. Reaver? Yes. But not the other guys. In fact, it might just be a sort of disturbing fan-fiction written by some whack-job who saw Garth, Hammer and Reaver or heard about them. But yes, I absolutely refuse to believe that book tells a canonical part of the story.

 

[Quistrix]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWPv68iPpxI

I recorded the reading of the book for you guys

*faints*

 

[Archmenel]

No, just horrible. *delete delete delete*

I shall never look upon Garth the same way.

 

[ohvegeta]

*faints*

I know right? All kinds of awesome.

 

[ohvegeta]

No, just horrible. *delete delete delete*

I shall never look upon Garth the same way.

Reaver totally hit that ;D

 

[Archmenel]

Thank you, Ohvegeta, for ruining my happy, and clean, view of my two former companions. *shivers*

 

[Quistrix]

Reaver probably went on some manic sex rampage. The weird thing is...I'm probably right.

 

[Archmenel]

I think Reaver has lived quite long enough.

 

[ohvegeta]

Thank you, Ohvegeta, for ruining my happy, and clean, view of my two former companions. *shivers*

I had a good lol just now, revealing this to all of you has been the highlight of my night.

"They were so forceful with each other and yet, so tenderly yielding~" Best "Fable" line ever.

 

[ohvegeta]

Reaver probably went on some manic sex rampage. The weird thing is...I'm probably right.

Well, when he and Garth went off to Garth's homeland at the end of II he did mention the loosened inhibitions. Garth got all wild when he got back home haha.

 

[Quistrix]

I had a good lol just now, revealing this to all of you has been the highlight of my night.

"They were so forceful with each other and yet, so tenderly yielding~" Best "Fable" line ever.

I'm not listening....Lalalalalala.....

 

[Archmenel]

In seriousness (as much as can be expected in a conversation such as) I really don't see Garth willingly agreeing to anything of that sort...well, especially with Reaver, whom he appeared to despise.

And I highlighted willing. I suppose Reaver could have been more than happy in such a circumstance. However, I should really really hope that Garth's impressive command over the ways of the Will would adequately protect him from Reaver's Skillful projectile.

 

[Archmenel]

You get your jolly crushing people's idyllic view of others? How awful *grins*.

 

[ohvegeta]

In seriousness (as much as can be expected in a conversation such as) I really don't see Garth willingly agreeing to anything of that sort...well, especially with Reaver, whom he appeared to despise.

And I highlighted willing. I suppose Reaver could have been more than happy in such a circumstance. However, I should really really hope that Garth's impressive command over the ways of the Will would adequately protect him from Reaver's Skillful projectile.

Reaver's a freak but I don't think he'd force himself on someone who didn't want it. You know how people are. Opposites attract. It seems to have just been a one time thing anyway. Reaver's not the settling down type.

 

[ohvegeta]

You get your jolly crushing people's idyllic view of others? How awful *grins*.

Imagine the widest grin possible, because that's what's on my face right now.

 

[Quistrix]

I should really really hope that Garth's impressive command over the ways of the Will would adequately protect him from Reaver's Skillful projectile.

feckin lol!!

I guess we know where Ninja Garth got his magical power of impregnating all wives and female heros without anyone noticing.

 

[Archmenel]

Imagine the widest grin possible, because that's what's on my face right now.

Mine too...even as I staunchly oppose what you have done.

 

[Archmenel]

So, I am left to wonder if that act is what caused Garth's demise then. Perhaps after the realisation of what he had just done hit him both-barrels, he had a massive heart attack.

 

[ohvegeta]

Mine too...even as I staunchly oppose what you have done.

My friend, you will be the first to know if I discover any other sorts of view-altering, sexual things in the game.